Uno: Fully Articulated "We are created from music, photography, literature and the almighty source code."

The Sex Kitten arrives.

It was not long before Joey decided I should be with someone my own size. Rey, her best-and-boyfriend, chose the Cerberus Project Limited Sweety Lingerie Lishe over a host of others by virtue of vital statistics. (He is a man, after all.) Our new boarder was more than we hoped for. She was brazen and blonde with dangerous curves, had a pornstar history and a rockstar future, and Joey called her Manx Minuet. Rey loved her immediately. I did not.