25Jan/0555
One on one.
I am Uno, you be Dos, deal?
Over my broken body, you imp.
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January 25th, 2005 - 17:38
Wow.. Uno, you’re evolving. ^_^
January 25th, 2005 - 18:33
Like a pokemon, eh? Psshaw.
January 25th, 2005 - 20:19
*stumbles over laughing*
Can’t you guys share? ^^;;
January 25th, 2005 - 21:03
XD Poor Uno, maybe you need to get a lock on the door?
January 25th, 2005 - 22:02
so cute!!~
*ponders*
January 25th, 2005 - 22:33
Hmmm…
Veritas, 1
Uno, 0
January 25th, 2005 - 22:42
Who’s Veritas? I definitely am not Veritas. My name is Uno.
Mainey: I do not believe in shareware. One of us has to be deleted. And that will not be me.
January 25th, 2005 - 22:43
Sam: Hi Sam! Would you like me to take over someone else’s blog for you? (^^)
January 25th, 2005 - 22:46
Ceras: If I were you, I’d be taking over Yapi’s LJ. I can lock her out for you for a very small fee. (^^) What do you say?
January 25th, 2005 - 23:50
Uno liken himself to a pokemon.. That’s unexpected.
Well, now that it’s finally your turn, it’s about time Women can take over the world. Flesh, resin or otherwise.
January 26th, 2005 - 00:58
You know, the movie “Faceoff” comes to mind with this UNO problem!
*bets that Jhoey really is slightly balding Nicolas Cage look-a-like in person*
January 26th, 2005 - 04:47
Oh, just you try, you little twerp. Maybe your strings would like to meet my scissors.
January 26th, 2005 - 07:37
Uno, I’m with you. Maybe the kid is just trying to have some fun, but at some point someone is getting hurt! I just hope it’s not Manx, although “The Real Uno” seems to like Manx, at least a bit more than you do. I still think the originals are always the best, so if you need some ghostly apparitions, to scare some sense into her/him/it, just whistle and I’ll be there. Or you can just try seducing The Real Uno. It might just work!
Manx, I could order a bottle of absinthe online for you, but who would pay for it? I certainly have no access to money. If all you’re looking for is, the drunk-drugged feeling you get from it, I can just posses your body for a few hours, it would be a pleasure, and no sideeffects.
January 26th, 2005 - 09:34
LOL!!! Uno, seems like you’re really in trouble now.
And Veri– I mean The Real Uno, you really are cute! (Sorry Uno, you’re still my favorite though ^^;;)
January 26th, 2005 - 13:19
Diio: But this twerp is not even sure if she’s a woman. I say LUNATIC.
January 26th, 2005 - 13:21
And Jhoann has curly bangs and wear ruffly gowns all the time! >: D
January 26th, 2005 - 14:21
See, Ceras, I tell you she’s dangerous! Let’s kick her out of her LJ!
January 26th, 2005 - 15:28
Ruffly gowns? Riiight. And Jhoey wears Gothic Lolita to church!
January 26th, 2005 - 15:36
Uhm… I can’t answer you right now, Real Uno… She’s… hovering above me as I type o___o
January 26th, 2005 - 16:13
My Secret Admirer: If you can comment on this blog, then you can most certainly look at someone’s credit card and type in the numbers on an online form, right? Won’t you do that for me? Pretty please?
January 26th, 2005 - 16:18
Asano: Thank goodness for people who recognize the genuine article. *hugs*
January 26th, 2005 - 16:25
Jhoann: I can’t deny that. But then, I was wearing goth loli outfits way before the first issue of Gothic Lolita Bible. (^-^)
January 26th, 2005 - 16:26
Ceras: Bock bock booock!
January 26th, 2005 - 20:33
Hacking her LJ means I will be forced to remain bald and naked until I repent for my misdoings. No thanks, man.
January 27th, 2005 - 00:31
Jhoey served as the original inspiration for gothic lolita! Mwhaha!
January 27th, 2005 - 00:43
Aww! I recognize you, Uno! Nice shirt, btw
January 27th, 2005 - 01:25
Ceras: Hmm, does she have a credit card? If you can give me the number and the last three digits at the back of her card, I can buy you all the clothes and wigs you need!
January 27th, 2005 - 01:27
Sara: (T___T) I may no longer have a blog, but I at least have friends. Thanks, Sara. *hugs*
January 27th, 2005 - 02:48
*sneaks and takes card from Yapi’s wallet*
Okay, it’s …huh? AAAAAAH! *mmpppph*
January 27th, 2005 - 02:48
Nice try, Ceras. Nice try.
Veritas, you better watch your strings next time I see you.
January 27th, 2005 - 07:33
*twitch* Uno, could you please put a lease on your little script kiddie before she gives hackers a worse name than they already have? The majority of long-term, experienced hackers out there are not ones that run around corrupting information, taking over people’s blogs or spreading virus. For example, this entire internet wouldn’t be exist without hackers that came up with the proper coding and protocol and technology needed to run it and keep it running in the first place. Hackers are the ones constantly finding newer ways to make the system more secure and efficient.
When you DO get an offensive hacker that breaks into other people’s systems, it’s mostly done out of curiousty and rarely fuck up anyone’s shit, unless they’re moronic/inherently malicious in all aspects of life/inexperienced/getting paid to fuck up shit. (Granted, I have done plently of this damaging sort of hacking before as well, but the situations during those times were extremely unusual. In any case, those days are far behind me now.) Hackers that cause trouble tend to get the most attention, but they most certainly do not reflect the nature of the entire population of hackers.
I think I’ve ranted enough here. However, if you are unable get get the shrimp in line, I would be glad to offer my services so you can have your blog back and to teach her a lesson for upholding this popular belief that hackers are the modern equivelant of Satan. >>;
January 27th, 2005 - 07:36
*DIES* Uno, please forgive Shikai turning yor blog into a ranting ground, I think this situation has touched on his nerves a little. *ties a gag around Shikai* Eheheheheee… XD;;
January 27th, 2005 - 08:26
My dear Manx, I can’t type. All I do is think, and the magic of ghostly apparitions make my thoughts appear on this blog. Besides if I did buy a bottle of absinthe for you, what would that say about me, Manx? Can you drink, Manx? Surely you don’t need that.
Uno, maybe you should pretend to be an unknown “Veritas,” the Super Dollfie 13, formerly known as Jun Tachibana.
January 27th, 2005 - 19:04
Ceras: Feh. What a lousy sneak you are. I should never expect much from Manx’s relations.
January 27th, 2005 - 19:26
BRING IT ON, OLD MAN SHIKAI! WOOOOOOOO!!!
January 27th, 2005 - 19:29
Can you guys find another place for your virtual war? This is MY blog, you know? (T______T) Please don’t tear it apart!
January 27th, 2005 - 19:56
My Secret Admirer: Of course I drink! I am a rock chick! And the stereotype rock chick, too!
Projecting thoughts on the blog? Well, if you can do that, why not project pictures of me and Uno having sex here?
January 27th, 2005 - 20:00
Relax Uno, I’m very good at what I do. You’ll have your blog back soon enough and this little brat will be crying like the baby she is. >)
January 27th, 2005 - 21:24
Well, excuse me. Come over here and say that to my face and I’ll give you something to expect! So easy to be tough behind a keyboard, huh.
January 27th, 2005 - 21:25
Oh my God. You’re right Uno, it’s a warzone in here >____
January 27th, 2005 - 23:09
Okaaaaay, this post’s comments read like a tagboard now! Ahahaha!
January 27th, 2005 - 23:52
HEY GUYS, CAN YOU DO THIS OUTSIDE OF MY BLOG? PLEASE?
January 27th, 2005 - 23:53
THIS IS MY BLOG! GAME START!
January 28th, 2005 - 02:48
Yapi, can I move in with Ceras? It’s awfully noisy in here. I need my beauty sleep.
January 28th, 2005 - 03:26
There, you see Uno? It’s not exactly your blog at this moment anyway. I will take care to leave everything as intact as i found it. >) Or if you don’t WANT it back, I could just you to deal with her as you see fit..
January 28th, 2005 - 03:54
Mi casa es su casa, mi hermana!
Yapi says you can come down anytime, but you gotta bundle up, as there’s a 3-year-old child with innocent eyes over here!
January 28th, 2005 - 08:46
Projecting thoughts and projecting photos, are very different, my lovely incredulous, Manx.
Rock-stars are also supposed to have sex all the time everywhere. You and Uno not having any, for so long is very suspicious. Of course you have raped Uno, apparently. Which is very Rock-star like, but what about Uno? He doesn’t like blond, big-busted women, he dislikes Manx, who is the best example of sexy. Above all of these weird things, I still like Uno, because he’s stubborn!
January 28th, 2005 - 20:29
Shikai: It’s as if you’re leaving me no choice. If I don’t relent, I’m afraid you’re going to hack my blog anyways, so suit yourself. Let all hackers feast on my blog, dammit.
January 28th, 2005 - 20:30
Brother Beloved: I don’t have much to bundle up in, I’m afraid. How about a towel? I think I have a towel here somewhere.
January 28th, 2005 - 20:33
Manx’s Secret Admirer: Can anyone be more stubborn than you are? Look, I am not in the mood for sex at this moment, as various evils are appearing on MY PRIVATE SPACE uninvited. Nor will I ever be, if it’s somebody like Manx you’re shoving up my face. So begone, foul fiend!
January 29th, 2005 - 00:21
I think, Uno, you need a hug. *hugs*
January 29th, 2005 - 02:51
oooh… i dont like it uno… i miss UNO! well hes still here but still… *HUGS* awwww i hope all goes well soon. Don’t get to stressed ok? Coz ya dont know what cld happen… b happy!
X Fi X
January 29th, 2005 - 10:43
Uno, I’m giving you my support and encouragement, and all you can say is “go away’? How childish of you. Would it hurt you that much to have Manx, for one night and please a lone soul? I think you would make a lot of people jealous, including some you don’t like that much. I’m sure your admirers would appreciate it as well. It’s not often they get to see Uno, the Rock star naked. (I’m not stubborn, just persistent).
January 30th, 2005 - 04:24
Thank you, Diio and Fi. *hugs back* So glad you’re here. (T-T)
January 30th, 2005 - 04:27
Manx’s Secret Admirer: Sigh. I don’t have time for sex, okay? Not when I’m being kicked out of my own territory. Lemme alone.