The Only One
To the people who are new to Fully_Articulated, I am Uno, Volks Limited SD13 Tsukasa Konoe of the Tokyo Shonen Monogatari. I am also the vocalist and bassist of Mistula, the only doll band in the Philippines. I own a Joey and lord over other hapless humans at an advertising agency. I like pajamas, and I hate people who pretend to be someone they are not.
NOTE TO SELF: Change the picture of that impostor on the sidebar.
Excuse me. Who might you be? Why are you wearing my clothes?
You obviously are one of those people who don’t take the time to read.
Blogs are not for you then. Go get yourself a Phlog.
You are Uno? That can’t be right.
This is my blog, and I am always right. You can post an argument
and I can always delete it, entiendes?
Where did you come from?
Is this a survey? Sorry, I am a very busy person.
Well, I’ll see you later, boy. I’m off to Singapore.
I have a personal interview with Tsukisou.
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January 18th, 2005 - 11:39
ROFL
This is definitely getting really interesting. And man, Uno. You got to pose shirtless more XD Oh, hurry and go do something before the little one snatch Tsuki away. lol.
January 18th, 2005 - 11:49
This is definitely getting really irritating for me. If this little squirt continues stealing my clothes, I will absolutely be shirtless, Asano.
January 18th, 2005 - 11:53
*snort* *snicker*
January 18th, 2005 - 12:34
-laughs-
January 18th, 2005 - 16:27
hehe~ so cute! ^^
January 18th, 2005 - 16:50
well at least its better than a blank page!
keep on posting this stuff >.> ( i dunno why i said that…)
January 18th, 2005 - 18:22
Uh… so who’ll be attending the rehearsals? =,
January 18th, 2005 - 18:54
Lugosi!! how’re ya?
so what are gonna do now Uno?
*hums*
January 18th, 2005 - 20:52
…No offence, Uno-sama, but I have to admit that I wanted The Real Uno before. ^^;;;
But, I must say that you, Uno-sama (currently dubbed as The Fake Uno), will look better with Tsukisou than The Real Uno. XD;
…No offence, The Real Uno-sama, but it is true. You’re very pretty by the way! XD;
January 18th, 2005 - 23:36
Oh this is interesting! What a choice. *thinks* This is tough.. do we want Uno shirtless or Uno with boobs? Yum..
January 18th, 2005 - 23:46
” Is this a survey? Sorry, I am a very busy person. ” —- ROTFL !!!!!!!!!!!
heeeee-heeeeeeee….
Well…at first I thought Uno — that she had succumbed to your obvious charms…and er..ahem… sharing your clothes the morning after…
WOW!.. look at you shirtless in a close up too!… be still my heart! *swooning*
January 19th, 2005 - 00:06
Lugosi: I AM, of course. And I am also taking over your post as bandleader. Drummers are apt to stay in the background.
January 19th, 2005 - 00:09
Diio: I don’t have boobs. Manx has boobs. Or, should I say, boobs has Manx?
January 19th, 2005 - 00:12
Thank you, Mainey. And no thanks for saying that this poser looks better with Tsukisou than I do. I am very very hurt. (T_T)
January 19th, 2005 - 00:16
Mia: I will not be joining the ranks of all the gayfolk out there. I am a MAN. And these are my manly clothes. Why do people seem to assume otherwise?
How very strange.
January 19th, 2005 - 01:24
Ah, yes. Uno isn’t gay.
*cough*Tsukisou*cough*
January 19th, 2005 - 02:08
Iam sorry The Real Uno…I thought the impostor was a girl…
I never thought of you as gay …..
January 19th, 2005 - 03:07
Boobs has Manx.. Hmm, is that a trick question?
Uno stole Uno’s clothes.. why is Uno still wearing pants? =X Just wondering. *whistles*
January 19th, 2005 - 12:00
The Real Uno: Drummers should stay at the background? maybe we should…but Lugosi?? He’s too pretty to just stay in the background
January 19th, 2005 - 17:22
Yeah, Uno. Take off the pants. I know you’ve got some great tighty whities underneath them. Would look nice with my black ones on the floor.
January 19th, 2005 - 17:44
Veri*aherm* I mean The Real Uno is so cute :]
January 19th, 2005 - 18:23
Wait, I am confused. The squirt calls itself The Real Uno and I am Uno, okay? Because I AM the one and UNO.
Yapi, Tsuki is an exception to the rule. Always has, always will be. *dream*
January 19th, 2005 - 18:49
Uno, maybe you can give Vno a little timeout with giant Barbie. Teach him a lesson, yes? I like the little guy though. Hehe. What does my sister think of him?
Hm. I suppose the rest of the male population will just have to live envying Tsukisou *slumps down*
YAPI: It’s so hard to get Uno in love ^^
January 19th, 2005 - 18:53
Mia: Thank you, Mia. You be glad that I’m not, or I will be stealing your lovely new arrivals. (^_-)
January 19th, 2005 - 18:57
Diio: Thank you for reminding me that he’s wearing my pants. I must have them back, but only after they’re properly washed. (=_=)
January 19th, 2005 - 19:11
Ceras: I will not encourage you to be gay. It is becoming the norm for Els these days. I am willing to compromise with you being incestuous with Manx as long as you don’t EVER demand a threesome.
And I don’t wear tighty whities. I wear proper boxer briefs.
January 19th, 2005 - 19:19
You’ll get no invitations from me! Three’s a crowd
Hey, I’m not gay! I just like beautiful people ^^
January 19th, 2005 - 19:28
St. Jimmy: It’s also not very funny to be locked out of MY own blog, too. And by the way, welcome! (^^)
January 19th, 2005 - 19:37
Brother Beloved: I will give the love Uno denies you, worry not. I can live with the new one. At least it’s not my clothes he’s stealing. (^^)
January 19th, 2005 - 19:38
Shinji: Thank god for people with good taste.
January 19th, 2005 - 19:40
Ceras: YOU CANNOT IMAGINE HOW RELIEVED I AM. (^___^)
January 19th, 2005 - 21:37
Good ‘ol Manxie. Always there for me
Don’t worry Uno, I won’t be copping feels off you on Saturday! (Yapi might, though. Careful.)
January 19th, 2005 - 22:26
Uno-sama! I meant it as… well, since you’re currently dubbed as The Fake Uno, which makes things easier since well… uh, she wants to be The Real Uno, you’ll look better with Tsukisou any day.
Shhh.. Don’t tell Seishurou. He’ll hate me. >_
January 20th, 2005 - 00:35
Ceras: Don’t worry. I’m used to it. I have Joey, remember? (=_=)
January 20th, 2005 - 00:38
Mainey: I’m very happy you think so, Mainey! (^^) And I couldn’t care less what Seishurou thinks. It’s probably not worth thinking about.
January 20th, 2005 - 03:16
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! I’m not going to spoil it but all I have to say is the pants look better on the “clone”!
January 20th, 2005 - 08:33
Threesome who said threesome? I think there should definitely be a threesome!
It should include Manx (of course), Uno, and either The Real Uno, or Ceras, you people decide. But Manx and Uno are a must! Yes, I am obsessed with Uno loving Manx, and if he doesn’t love her, at least he can do things with her, sexy things.
Uno, now you can make out with your self! Isn’t that exciting?
January 20th, 2005 - 11:14
Uno, Manx! X33333
I was out and about earlier tonight and I got the cutest things for you two! Please email me and tell me how I can get it to you asap. ^O^
January 20th, 2005 - 11:22
*raises eyebrow* I can probably find you a hitman somewhere to take care of this imposter problem. No refunds if the wrong Uno gets tagged though.
January 20th, 2005 - 15:12
Jhoann: No way am I going to give my new V-jeans to the twit! YOU TAKE HER BACK, JHOANN!
Hey, do you know how I can make threaded comments for the blog, o blogmaster?
January 20th, 2005 - 15:29
Manx’s Secret Admirer: You are making me nervous. Manx may be a porn star, but I am not. And I’d rather you don’t inspire Joey to make me one, too, because then I would be inspired to spam you to death.
January 20th, 2005 - 16:13
Asano: Your wish is my command! *happily sends email*
January 20th, 2005 - 16:15
Shikai: Do not bother, dear boy. I already hired a few men to rid of my problem. Thank you for your concern.
January 20th, 2005 - 17:00
The Real Uno: :] If himiko’s vessel arrives will you go out with us? :p himiko will be very pleased~
January 20th, 2005 - 17:01
hrmm..I am? maybe..*coughlugosicough* I need strepsils..
January 20th, 2005 - 19:47
Heh. Of course you’d have the situation under control, as you’d quite adept at solving your own problems.
(Leigh butting in: Omfg quit talking about violence and crime every time you come here, you’re not in Kansas anymore, remember? XO Just ignore him Uno, he’s really not trying to influence you into a life of illegal activites.) XD;;;
STFU woman, your stupid human rules don’t apply to me. >P Anyway as I was saying… >>
January 20th, 2005 - 19:59
Brilliant! More please! Uno is so cool.. Uno is very cool too (^___^)
January 20th, 2005 - 20:06
Himiko: Will you treat me to an expensive restaurant? If you would, I’d probably go out with you.
Lugosi is not very sociable, I’m afraid. He prefers the company of his intruments and editing machines. If you have a penchant for hermits, albeit not-so-quiet ones, then he’s the man for you.
January 20th, 2005 - 20:11
Leigh: Don’t worry. You forget we’re the country Slipknot balked away from. We dine with crime and violence. In fact, crime and violence here is such a norm, it is no longer very cool to be violent.
UNO: SHUT UP BEFORE YOUR DRIVE THE TOURISTS ANY FURTHER, YOU NUMSKULL.
January 20th, 2005 - 20:12
Jesse: Hey! How cool to find you here! (^^)
January 20th, 2005 - 20:46
Awwww, Uno, you couldn’t drive them away even if you wanted to- You’re too popular for your own good! X3 And hell, the US is a pretty violent place as well, though people still seem to think it’s cool here. >_0 I just need to beat into Shikai’s head that violence and credit card fraud are no longer nessesary for his survival. ^^;
(Shikai: *rolls eyes* I’ll shut your human up if you shut up mine. >>; )
January 20th, 2005 - 23:01
Shikai: I will lose a lot of necessary things if I shut up my human, Shikai. I know better than to be an ingrate. Call me a fool, but I love them humans. They make a lot of impossible things possible.
If you are not bonding with your Leigh, why don’t you sell her to me?
January 21st, 2005 - 03:41
(eeeee, please sell me to Uno!
!)
*glares* Traitor! *cough* I’ll hold onto her for a while still for the same reasons you’ve stated above. I don’t wish to get rid of her, only to stick a gag in her mouth every now and then.
January 21st, 2005 - 07:29
Uno, how are you going to “spam, me to death” if I’m already dead? Also you don’t know who I am.
I don’t think porn stars are the only ones that have threesomes, these days, even foursomes are a common thing between the common folk. I don’t think having a threesome with two Unos and a Manx, would be a ‘real” threesome!
January 21st, 2005 - 12:42
Shikai: You are mean, but macho types are rare these days, and I’m glad you’re around.
I take good care of my Joey so I can re-sell her for a very high price. It’s called business sense, my man. Anyways, if you tire of Leigh, I’m willing to buy her off you. If humans can afford to have many dolls, I definitely can afford to have many humans.
January 21st, 2005 - 12:47
Manx’s Secret Admirer: Do not underestimate my connections. You forget we have no cyberlaws here, and that I’m surrounded by hungry hackers. If I didn’t have Joey aka My Conscience, I will track you down to the netherworld, deadman.
And you’re dead? Is your name Blanc Minuet? What’s the winning lottery number for the week?
January 21st, 2005 - 13:05
Uno, you’re too defensive! You know, I am just a crazy dreamer, there’s no need to track me down. It’s not like your Joey, is going to do whatever I suggest. I only want Manx to have fun, that’s all. No need to be a grumpy old man.
No, I’m not Blanc, I’m not even a girl!
(Hacking kills your soul, you shouldn’t even mention that).
January 21st, 2005 - 15:44
The Real Uno: Thats the one I like~ ehehe…
“If you have a penchant for hermits, albeit not-so-quiet ones, then he’s the man for you.”
yep yep!~ :]
and unfortunately I am broke…so lets just go out when I have money :p
January 21st, 2005 - 18:03
My Secret Admirer: Do you want me to do Uno? Tell me when and where you want it and we’ll get this over with.
January 21st, 2005 - 18:03
Himiko: Very well. I will not settle for a Jollibee Value Meal.
January 22nd, 2005 - 08:54
Manx, as long as there’s photos you can do it whenever you like. But don’t do it just to please me, all I want is you’re satisfaction and happiness. Uno has to be awake though, I wouldn’t want him to miss out on this. And we both know that you’ve already done that to him, plenty of times. It doesn’t matter if Uno is willing to do it, just as long as he’s awake! (Don’t forget the photos!)
January 23rd, 2005 - 01:20
Manx’s Secret Admirer: No. Adult warnings are annoying. And I repeat, I AM NOT A PORN STAR.
CERAS, HELP ME!
January 23rd, 2005 - 09:54
Hey Uno, you did read the part where I said “it doesn’t matter if Uno is WILLING,” right?
Why are you asking for help? You can’t take on Manx by yourself? Maybe you changed your mind about the threesome?
There’s no need for “Adult warnings,” is not like resin allows for a lot of explicit poses, besides, we’ve all seen Manx’s bare breasts before!
Manx, you’re still doing this right?
January 23rd, 2005 - 12:04
Hahahaha, sorry man, I just don’t know what to say to his guy. He does make me want to do interesting things to my sister though.
January 23rd, 2005 - 14:47
Actually, if it hadn’t rained in the middle of our shoot, Î would have. *slaps knee*
January 23rd, 2005 - 19:29
Ceras: Yeah, man, and I was so looking forward to seeing you in rhumba panties. X P
January 23rd, 2005 - 20:41
What a band. I go meet you to be intereviewed as a possible member and I get expected to prance around in frilly underwear!
Then again, it means I’ll be getting into my sister’s panties, albeit literally. That isn’t such a bad thing, hehe.
January 25th, 2005 - 22:51
Ceras: Brother, why don’t you leave Yapi and be with me always? That girl is dangerous!