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14Mar/0526

Truth in Advertising: An Epilogue


Listen, Capitalist slaves: I, Veritas, shall set you free! No more deadlines!
No more working overtime! No more stupid clients! From now on, you are all FIRED!

What is the truth behind Veritas’ corporate sabotage?


Could there be humans behind this evil plot?


Is Veritas a puppet to their grand conspiracy?


Who is pulling her strings?


Is Veritas being framed up?


Are dolls being set up to appear evil?


Can Joey be trusted?

I, Uno, boss gone AWOL, only have one conclusion from these machinations:
Too much coffee makes the mind uneasy.

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  1. :D awww Veritas! A fourteen year old on a caffeine overlode *_* did she get a part time job at Starbucks?

  2. Jhoey cannot be trusted!!! She allowed her office-mates to mess with Veritas! I say, Veritas goes and hacks the Payroll department and divert their pay into a secret Swiss account set up to pay for Veritas’ addiction to Jollibee burgers!

  3. Sam: Yeah, people should drink more orange juice, eh, Sam? (^_-) I prefer to vibrate my way through the day, though. *drinks fourth cup of coffee*

  4. JHOANN! YOU raised Veritas to be as evil as you are! I shouldn’t have trusted you! *sob*

  5. Is… Is Veritas insecure about not having a bachelor’s degree? Is that what all of this is about?

  6. (0_0)

    You’re right! I don’t have bachelor’s degree! *kills more people*

  7. Hm. Well, based on the message that greeted me when I turned on YM this evening, I’d say Joey is more trustworthy than Veritas! Damn you, evil matriarch Joann! This is your fault!! She could have been such a sweet sweet girl!

  8. Veritas doesn’t hold a bachelor’s degree,…she holds a number of PhDs in several fields of computer science and one in basket weaving. *Basket weaving she got during her time in prison for hacking*

    Yapi: Veritas was BAD from the moment I opened her box! Hello? She was spread-eagle and didn’t want to put on any clothing till I forced her!

  9. “didn’t want to put on any clothing till I forced her!” Ah ha ha! That sounds like Manx. It seems that dolls sent to the Philippines, are meant to be strippers.

  10. Veritas in spread-eagle? Yoiks. Can we get arrested for offering such mental images of a 14-year-old? XD

  11. Jhoann: She spent time in prison? And she’s 14? I totally underestimated your mentoring skills, Jhoann. (O__o)

  12. Manx’s Secret Admirer- I’m so going to overlook the hint of a racial slur in your comment. I’ll be more careful, if I were you.

  13. Judy: AAW, HE’S SO CUTE! I hope Judy and Yuito can visit us someday! X3 And Yuito is such a nice name, too! Congratulations, Judy!

  14. Thank you so much!
    i have been to so many doll shops [japan , hongkong and taiwan] and i’m really glad i bought him. i really like SCRAM from Customhouse as well [he's gorgeous in real life]. I have also seen all the tokyo shounens and tohya and kohya [yapi! you can buy him from hongkong for AUD$1700]

  15. You were able to buy AR eyes? WHERE? (T___T) I must have some AR eyes!

    Yuito is choukakkoii. (^.^) I love his hair, too! Happy Judy!

  16. Ok ok, juvenile detention for a while! Eh, “It seems that dolls sent to the Philippines, are meant to be strippers.” Excuse me but Veritas is NOT a stripper nor will she ever be! Are you saying that any doll sent to the Philippines is oversexed in some way? Don’t be making such broad assumptions and posting it here! That comment really offends me! >_

  17. Manx’s Secret Admirer: I found that a little offensive, too, because of certain ugly facts that surround the words Philippines and strippers. They should not be in the same sentence if we want to keep this environment friendly.

    Please be a little more sensitive and politically correct next time.

  18. JUDY!!! Yuito is adorable!!! *kiss kiss* I can’t wait to see what clothes you whip up for him!

  19. LOOK! LOOK! I will post a link to the history of Building 20 at MIT!

    http://libraries.mit.edu/archives/mithistory/building20/

    Veritas is a CS scholar! Video games were invented in Building 20! Isn’t that terribly interesting? Yes, of course it is!

    P. S. – It is not rad to diss Phillippinos because I will kick you in the sack.

  20. Joey, I’m truly sorry I didn’t mean it, to offend anyone. Especially not to offend people because of “race.” I don’t believe in racial differences other than physical appearances, and customs. When I was alive, I had many Japanese, German, Italian, and Filipino friends, not to mention the fact that I was an Italian-American, which made me a mix race. I couldn’t possibly have any racial discrimination towards anyone. I apologize once again to you Joey, and to anyone who felt offended by my comments, which could have been better phrased. I excuse my self, from your community, and I’ll keep from posting here, ever again

  21. Mara is the coolest nerd I’ve ever met, yessiree. And oh, just because you posted that link, I will join your Unholy Army of Jun Tachibanae. (^__^)

  22. Manx’s Secret Admirer: I am not keeping you from posting here, as I do not have the right to deprive anyone of freedom of expression. I only wish you to be a little more sensitive, as this community is made up of a diverse group of people with different sensitivities. A little tact is all I ask.

    And you are always welcome here.

  23. My Secret Admirer: Aw, you’re leaving? My only fan? That’s no fun. This blog won’t be the same without you!

    Please stay? Well, if you insist on leaving Uno’s site, there’s another blog that is more tolerant to sex and other touchy issues, and I have some control over it. Please click here and keep in touch!

    Talk to you again!

  24. Please send Veritas to uk for a little holiday because I want to be fired too!

    ps. ooooo look at all those TOYS!


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