Uno: Reluctant Bachelor
Thank you for joining The Bachelor, the Interactive Reality Show for the well-strung but unattached. Today, our bachelor will be asking questions to get to know our 8 contestants more!
1. If you could trade one body part with me, what would it be and why?
2. As the frontman of Mistula, poetry is my favorite form of expression. Care to write a short and sweet poem for me?
3. If you were to modify your human, what modifications will you make and why?
4. If we were to share a doll carrier, which position would you like us to take?
5. Do you prefer your lover coated or uncoated?
Contestants, please leave your answers on the Comment field below. Uno will not make any decision until the answers from all 8 contestants are posted. I wish you luck and love!
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June 4th, 2005 - 05:12
First of all, I don’t know what happened to my profile, but that was hella fucked up. I do not like to be spanked!
Ugh.
Okay, here are your answers:
1. Why would I trade a body part with you? That’s just a little…weird innit? But I guess if I had to, it’d be my arse. I’m told I have a cute arse, but I never really get to see it.
2.Now this is my forte. It’s always better performed than read, though. You know the international slam poetry festival is coming up? You should come see me.
Every world needs something to revolve around
and tag
you’re my gravity.
Once there were reasons, thoughts, longings
that didn’t hinge on your existence.
But you’ve shot them down
like you shut me down
and now my dignity’s stuck
on the highest shelf and I’d have to ask you
to help me get it down
I’d have to ask you
ask you
and confront those eyes that look
that makes my insides melt running down my thighs
Breath and pulse that used to be my own
try to shift shift shift and leak through your fingers
My body like an ocean
and your rivers keep me alive, keep me crashing
against the shore the rocks the tide
slipping away and leaving me
alone with you.
3. Modify my…human? What are you talking about? I am human. If you mean what kind of body modifications I’d go for, well then I think I’d like to try a tongue piercing. I’m sure you can imagine the advantages of that.
4. Again, what are you talking about? Is this some sort of hip jive lingo that I’ve completely missed out on? Doll carrier? Is that the new slang for bed? If so, I’ll let you have the top. As often as you like.
5. Again with the what-the-fuck. But I’m going to take a wild guess here. Coated or uncoated? Well, ‘uncoated’ would be great, but safe sex is important. Always wear a rubber.
June 4th, 2005 - 07:51
1. I would trade hands with you. To me, hands are are an intimate part of our bodies. They allow us to create beautiful things–whether music or love, and to be able to reach out and touch their hand is a quiet symbol of trust and affection. I would trade hands with you so I could play beautiful music and perhaps to have courage to touch another’s hands.
2. Sadly… poetry eludes me most times, and often when it comes, it is dark and rarely sweet. Since you have asked for it though, I shall try my best….
lay down gentle soul
let friends and angels
soothe your pain
lay quiet gentle soul
let tears fall a soft
and tender rain
lay calmly gentle soul
let peace fill the aching
wounds of your heart
lay with me gentle soul
do not let go of love
chance another’s start
*scarlet* I…. hells.
3. I would have her be more social so she’d go get laid. In all seriousness, I believe she could benefit from more interaction with other humans. I would perhaps also modify the stringing in her legs so that they wouldn’t give out on her so much. It’s a lot more complicated than that with humans, but that’s what I would modify.
4. *chuckles* Anything other than laying on top of the carrier. Otherwise, I would probably like to be held close, lying against your side or spooning. Being comfortable is important, and there are just some positions that are not comfortable for extended periods of time in cramped narrow spaces.
5. I… don’t know if I can answer this one. In all honesty, I’ve never had a lover. I’m not unwilling to try something at least once, but I don’t have the experience to say one way or the other right now.
June 4th, 2005 - 08:07
1. If you could trade one body part with me, what would it be and why?
I’m unsure how well that would work, given our different sizes, but… I’d simply love to exchange hands for a while. You might say I have a small obsession with them. They’re very sensual.
2. As the frontman of Mistula, poetry is my favorite form of expression. Care to write a short and sweet poem for me?
I dedicate this to my dearly beloved ex-husband, who left me with nothing but his fortune and an broken heart.
As still as the unmoving
and unmoved stones of dead tombs
He held me in his cold hands.
I wanted to see his face
in the last, final moment.
But the gun blew it away.
3. If you were to modify your human, what modifications will you make and why?
Larger wallet. More stamina for sewing. Why? Because it’s not right or just for me to be without my extensive wardrobe.
4. If we were to share a doll carrier, which position would you like us to take?
Missionary, for starters. We barely know each other. Anything more would be rude. I would have to be on top, lest you squished my petite frame.
5. Do you prefer your lover coated or uncoated?
Coated, absolutely. The silky smoothness, the lack of unsightly shine… it’s the simple pleasures, and attention to detail, that make a girl like me very happy indeed.
June 4th, 2005 - 22:43
1. … I don’t really want to trade any body parts with you. I’m damn fine how I am, and I guess I could say the same of you.
2.
Uhm, right. Hang on a second.
..
…
….
Right, here you go:
The moon cries tonight
Her teardrops sparkle in the sea
Hanging in the bed of emptiness
That are filled with stories
Of our own devising
She cries unknown and unknowingly
Perhaps for absolution
Or an abstract hurt or care.
They will fall until forever
Caught timelessly and hopelessly.
3. A greater attention span, a little more common sense and respect would be nice too. She keeps frivoling time and money away on things that… well, aren’t me.
4. Well, to begin with I should say 69. We’d have to figure out the real logistics of the thing later, preferably when you’re wearing your frilly undies.
5. Coated, uncoated. It’s more what you do with what you have, I say.
June 5th, 2005 - 03:56
1. I would trade my lips, they were made for pouting and would look great on you.
2. How about a dirty limerick? No? Okay a poem…. hmmmm…..
One is where it all began
One heart that broke so easily
One way to find out if its true
One day to have some fun and forget
Could you be the lucky one?
3. She’s already a slave to my every whim, what more could I want?…..Maybe a better camera?
4. I like to be on top, you’ll have more fun that way….
5. Au natural is so much sexier.
June 6th, 2005 - 08:51
Uno, I know that I’m not a contestant, but….
You shouldn’t resign yourself to only others of your kind (as love transcends all). Why not hold some type of “try-outs” for those admirers that are human? As that old saying goes, Love works in mysterious ways.
Or was it, Great things come in tall packages? (I can never remember, hehe heh. *grin*)
June 6th, 2005 - 13:24
Hey Jenny. I don’t think Shikai limited the applications to BJDs, but he only got entries from our kind. Maybe human girls don’t fancy a date they have to carry around. (=_=)
June 6th, 2005 - 18:10
Fly over here Uno, I’d be more than glad to carry you around! =DD
June 6th, 2005 - 18:38
1. Actually, I don’t want to trade anything with you. I keep my boobs and you keep your bottom thing, it makes things simpler and I can watch your face.
2. I’m not used to tell these things in public. Poetry and love confession have not to be done on command, I think. But I’m going to try.
“Sharp are the eyes
Looking for the lust inside
Only to find emptiness
And a wish for softness
Hands cherish the skin
Smiles so close to dare
Believe the wish to care
Please sink into my sin
Fear for love and abandon
- Desire for filling the hole
Let me not sink into illusion
- I will make you my Sole”
3. Humm… She definitively needs to learn how to properly sew in BJD scale, and why not, find a boyfriend, find a job, have money, get me G*, brush her hair, buy a new warbrobe. A plain wish for social life.
4. You bottom, me top. So I can put my head on your shoulder.
5. Coated with what? I can coat you with oil and make you a massage ~ As long as you’re not shiny like enamel, I’m okay… I don’t need a mirror.
June 7th, 2005 - 03:27
Hee hee, Uno! I’d carry you everywhere! (That is, if you’d let me. *wink*) You are far deeper & much more handsome than most of the guys where I live.
From what I gathered from Shikai’s site (as well as the questions posed of the contestants), I took it to mean only those of the “strung” variety could participate. If I had known it wasn’t that way, I would have signed on in a heartbeat.
Ah, well. Such is my luck in life, I suppose. May you find all the happiness that you desire in the chosen contestant.
June 7th, 2005 - 07:11
What a Fabo idea Uno! Too bad Pixie’s spoken for, and well, I missed the sign up’s anyway
Good luck… I hope you don’t get stuck with a psycho… you know how those internet dateing thingise are >.>
June 7th, 2005 - 07:55
1. Your hands. Mine are getting tired
2. Utopia is what I see when I look at thee
No other is a beautiful as you
Only you make my heart beat wildly
3. Put her on Prozac. She’s a moody freak.
4. Side by side.
5. Coated. Protection is always best.
June 7th, 2005 - 13:16
Darn. If I knew it was okay for humans to sign up, I would’ve sent in an entry. XD I wouldn’t mind carrying you around at all…I think that’s actually kinda sweet. XD
Anyway, good luck in selecting a winner, Uno…I hope he/she will make you happy.
…
And I would have to agree with Moonxtal, I hope you don’t get stuck with a psycho. O_o;
June 7th, 2005 - 16:01
This is getting exciting! *sits down and eats popcorn*
June 7th, 2005 - 19:45
I had a feeling Leigh would’ve gotten more entries if the contest was opened to human girls. I seem to be more attractive to womankind. (^^)
June 7th, 2005 - 20:04
I have an idea, Uno. May I be considered a “runner-up” in the contest? (Mainly because I’m the first to ask.) For instance, if one of the 8 has to drop out due to unforeseen circumstances (and not because of your dismissal)?
I ask only because it seems that there is a contestant “missing” for the Q&A portion of the competition. I’m willing to step in & take her place.
June 7th, 2005 - 20:24
Jenny, I’d love for you to join. You are my special contestant. I will wait for your answers. Thank you so much.
June 7th, 2005 - 21:24
Uno, I could eat you up with a spoon! I am honored. Thank you!
1. Which body part would I trade? While I would be hesitant to alter any portion, I’d have to choose your mouth. I’m honestly happy with my own, but I do have an oral fixation. Yours looks delightfully sensual — and for some reason, I imagine your lips to be unbelievably soft. If we were to trade, I’d be able to find out.
2. I don’t usually share my poetry (or entertain on-the-spot), but for you I will.
You… who will never know the depths of my soul
Whose hands will never caress my body
Whose heart will never cradle my dreams
You… and I will never be
For I, I am alone… without you
3. Since I am human, this is a self-reflection question. I’d have to say that over-all, I’m pretty happy with myself. The things I’d like to change are superficial. Things like deciding to find a job for money, rather than enjoyment (otherwise, how will I ever be able to afford & maintain a companion of the resin variety), or not being so optimistic (since I have been burned repeatedly giving others the “benefit of the doubt”), or not being so anal-retentive.
4. Honestly, I don’t have a favorite position. There are many fun (& interesting *wink*) things we could do in any pose. Although I must admit that I am fond of spooning or any pose that would leave us face-to-face. One could lose herself in your beauty.
5. Usually I would have to err on the side of safety, but a dangerous thrill every now & then is oh-so-much fun, too. My answer is going to have to be this: It depends on the lover & what they bring to the party. I am an equal opportunity companion.
June 9th, 2005 - 22:18
Hello… XD Bernadette’s been following this ever since she saw it and she wants to say good luck and that she hopes you’ll be happy with whomever you picked. She’s also sorry that she’s not able to tell you directly ’cause she’s busy with school and college applications right now. The same for me too but, unlike her, I’m not busy. And, well… err… that’s it? XP
June 9th, 2005 - 22:49
Good. I’m in dire need of entertainment. The house is lonely nowadays. Keep it good, Uno.
June 9th, 2005 - 22:58
Poor Ceras. I understand how you feel. But don’t fret, Yapi’s working hard so you may have a constant companion.