Provoked: A Side Story

You look so screamingly gay, Uno.

Shut your mouth

or i will shut it

for you, Veritas.
Uno’s Shameless Display of Affection

I can’t believe I’m doing this for Manx Minuet. Not after she gave me a dunce hat on my birthday. And now, on her birthday, she wants me to look like a dunce.
Women. They shall be the downfall of men.
Veritas, Another Version

I feel uncomfortable seeing Veritas like this. She’s always been a tough cookie – with candy sprinkles and marshmallows, yes – but a tough cookie, nevertheless. But now, she is all sweet and soft and creamy and … Wait. What the hell am I saying?
Damn, I must be hungry.

For you, Mad Manx.




Look, this is not right.
She could’ve asked for diamonds, or Zakk Wylde’s signed guitar, but no, this is what Manx Minuet asked of us. On her birthday, she wanted us to be her clowns.

Let’s get this over with.