The Unsuitable Replacement
Mistula is on this month’s issue of Rock Nation! And we know we won’t make it that far without you, so thank you very much for your love and constant support!
STOP THE PRESS!
How dare you speak in behalf of Mistula. I am a true musician and rightful leader of this band, and you are nothing but a pretty boy band member.
Step aside. The spotlight should be on me.
I didn’t know Lugosi left to have a sex change.
Since you seem to be better at cracking jokes than making music, why don’t you leave the band and start a career in stand-up comedy?
Why don’t you stop these role-playing games, Veritas?
Veri-who? I am Bella Lugosi, and I can prove it to you.
You don’t bloody have to.
No. Allow her make a fool of herself.
Bella Lugosi has a sacred heart tattoo on his chest. Let’s see how far you took this charade.
You forget I am the one carrying the sticks, emo boy. Want me to beat you up?
Now eat this sacred heart out.
Hmm. It feels … real.
Cor, get your bloody finger out!
Dammit, Dragan, I need to inspect it more closely!
Lugosi, Lugosi, why have you forsaken me?
Every band manager knows how difficult it is to keep a real band together, and that has always been the case with Mistula. Bella Lugosi’s latest cryptic message to Manx Minuet reads: “I’ve found Joy.”
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October 18th, 2005 - 01:04
…
i wasn’t expecting Uno to do that.
you okay Uno?
October 18th, 2005 - 13:36
Life would be awfully boring if you knew what to expect from me, yes?
October 18th, 2005 - 01:05
Good idea Uno, make sure it’s the real thing.
We have to verify. *touchtouch*
October 18th, 2005 - 13:37
You seem to be the only one here who understands, my man. Wanna go out for a beer?
October 18th, 2005 - 01:23
UNO YOU PERV!!! That’s it, I’m NOT going out on a date with you.
And you gotta love a British gentleman. XD
October 18th, 2005 - 13:42
Well, then, bugger Uno for a lark, shall we go out for some lager?
October 18th, 2005 - 14:38
I’d love to Dragan, but unfortunately, I don’t drink. XD
October 18th, 2005 - 06:47
“I didn’t know Lugosi left to have a sex change.”
*rice pudding exits via nose* XD;;
October 18th, 2005 - 13:43
WHOA.
Do you have a picture of that?
October 21st, 2005 - 08:20
If I had one, could I trade it for a copy of Rock Nation? XD
October 18th, 2005 - 07:07
“Cor, get your bloody finger out!”
“Dammit, Dragan, I need to inspect it more clearly.”
Are these signs? XD
October 18th, 2005 - 13:44
Of what? That the aliens are coming? Doomsday is near? ALERT THE ARMY!
October 20th, 2005 - 22:18
…i would love to believe so. ;D
October 18th, 2005 - 15:21
Hm, how can you feel something that’s barely there? >:P
Someone’s got to look for Lugosi. I don’t like seeing my sister sad
October 18th, 2005 - 16:22
I’ve always gone for the subtle to the superfluous, I’m afraid. Maybe Lugosi will come soon and take your sister away. She takes up so much floor space with her … equipment.
October 18th, 2005 - 17:18
Nice ‘Sacred Heart’ Tattoo, Veritas-err… I mean, Lugosi! XD
October 18th, 2005 - 17:47
First it was a kiss now its fondling? well an unsuccessful one ^^;;;
October 18th, 2005 - 21:33
Oh dear. ^^; I dunno whether to congratulate Veritas for another (failed) scheme, Uno for his bravery/curiosity, or Dragan for his morals. XD; And Manx looks so sad… ;_; *hands cookies out to everyone*
October 30th, 2005 - 05:34
That’s my boy uno! Make sure you get in there!lol
January 26th, 2006 - 12:49
Oh boy…is this a stupid joke!what happen to Lugosi,doesn’t he respect Manx fellings?!!he’s hurting her!!!where did he go?!!!ahemmm…
Well,for Uno and Dragan cancha do something,cauze Veritas is wasting her beautiful face pretending to be the drummer boy!!!