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14Jun/0638

Uno, Dos?

Last Monday, a panicked friend called Joey asking her if I had been stolen.

Fabo had been strolling in Alabang Town Center, one of the country’s popular malls, when he chanced upon a riotous gaggle of girls. The uproar was over one BJD seated quietly in their midst. He immediately looked for Joey, but she was nowhere to be seen. He then asked one of the bystanders what the fuss was all about and the person replied, “That’s Uno of Mistula.”

Last Monday, I was at home seated quietly in the midst of Joey’s photography odds and ends. Could it be possible that I fell asleep and sleepwalked to Alabang Town Center, which is around 50 kilometers away? Or is there another Uno out there being fawned over by nubile girls while I am made to endure uncomfortable poses in front of Joey’s camera? Damn that second-rate Uno. I will erase his face when I see him.

I made a true cameo in the second issue of Y&R’s inaction-packed comic, O.T.X., but I’m hardly recognizable. That’s me on the top right panel – stop straining your eyes.

Meanwhile, on Rakista.com, a man is claiming he has chatted with Manx Minuet.

And I thought our lives can’t get any stranger.


If you have a lot of time to spare, the maiden issue of O.T.X. is RIGHT HERE.

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  1. That’s… Weird. O.o
    First Veritas and now more Uno’s.

  2. Wow. Either there’s a doppelganger, a poser or…

    *gasp*

    a long-lost evil twin?!?!

    • Whether he be a doppelganger, poser, twin or random Tsukasa, he should not be labeled Uno of Mistula. That is unless I venture in action films, where I would require a stunt double.

      • No. No he shouldn’t be taking credit for your fame, definitely. He shade create his own path, his own name. He doesn’t need to use yours. If he’s getting all those squeals and attention now, he’ll do well in setting his own standards.

        And not being responsible to correct the people who think otherwise– doesn’t deserve that right *nod*

        • No he shouldn’t be taking credit for your fame, definitely.

          I don’t think I’m that famous. Manny Pacquio, now that’s famous.

          Mistula can’t have another Uno, not when there is Bella Lugosi. We don’t want to be the next Moffats. Heaven forbid.

  3. I haven’t been getting to see you, but what the fuck?!

    May they die a deserved, horrible death.

    • And lo! The illustrious Mae is compelled to make a comment!

      Well, at least Uno remains a BJD. Lugosi, on the other hand, is a 19 year old Virgo male looking for a lasting relationship – among others. How bizarre. :(

  4. What the hell, an Uno impersonator? Grr.

    Then again, this isn’t the first time that people have pointed out a BJD and said that it was from Mistula, right? Geez. I guess some people can’t tell the difference between one BJD and another. -_-;

    • I know. I just hope the owner would be responsible enough to say no, this doll is not from Mistula because look, he is not wearing dorky pajamas – or something. I will also not parade a doll in a public place unless Manx is invited to be a sagala in the Santacruzan.

  5. *snorts*

    did he see if that particular BJD really looked like Uno? hm, weird. wonder who owns that one…

    and about the guy in Rakista… oh come on.

    • did he see if that particular BJD really looked like Uno?

      Fabo knows Uno. He practically sits beside him every day. And he said this doll did look like him, spiky hair and all.

      Manx denies having chatted with any guy from Rakista. She cannot understand their strange language.

  6. Someone’s out there getting your chicks Uno!

    ~Dottie

  7. I hope he took a picture

  8. Well, you know what they say, “Imitation is the best form of flattery.”

    • Until, of course, they imitate EVERYTHING, including your name. This does not bode well, as proven by films such as “Single White Female”.

  9. Expect copycats. You’re in the Philippines, the land of mangga(gayas).

  10. so..there’s another Tsukasa in the Philippines? D:

  11. hhhmmmmmm get that BJD to join the Black Rosary or Manika Manila.

  12. Halfway through reading that my brain got stuck somewhere in the land of Elvis impersonators, and now is permanently imagining Uno in an Elvis wig.
    :( ((((

  13. How abselutely annoying! D

  14. oops, I wrote “How abselutely annoying! D

  15. -sighs- My internet hates me today.

    The second sentence was supposed to say “People have no shame these days!”

  16. You are Uno- the one and only. Whoever was that “Uno”, he will burn in resin hell…

    …maybe not, since it’s the owner who made him “Uno”… o___o Well, whatever. You’re still number one and the ONLY one. :3

  17. Maybe it’s another kind of doll which just eerily looks like a Tsukasa and has gray spiky hair? Or maybe there’s an unknown Tsukasa somewhere owned by some unknowned person who just happens to like Mistula and unknowingly impersonated Uno? @_@ Okay, I just got confused…

  18. How CRUEL!!!!

    Uno is Uno no one can change that!!!

    Even if there’s an impersonator there no one can take the real Uno’s place!

    BTW Uno-kun I Love you!


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