Uno, Dos?
Last Monday, a panicked friend called Joey asking her if I had been stolen.
Fabo had been strolling in Alabang Town Center, one of the country’s popular malls, when he chanced upon a riotous gaggle of girls. The uproar was over one BJD seated quietly in their midst. He immediately looked for Joey, but she was nowhere to be seen. He then asked one of the bystanders what the fuss was all about and the person replied, “That’s Uno of Mistula.”
Last Monday, I was at home seated quietly in the midst of Joey’s photography odds and ends. Could it be possible that I fell asleep and sleepwalked to Alabang Town Center, which is around 50 kilometers away? Or is there another Uno out there being fawned over by nubile girls while I am made to endure uncomfortable poses in front of Joey’s camera? Damn that second-rate Uno. I will erase his face when I see him.
I made a true cameo in the second issue of Y&R’s inaction-packed comic, O.T.X., but I’m hardly recognizable. That’s me on the top right panel – stop straining your eyes.

Meanwhile, on Rakista.com, a man is claiming he has chatted with Manx Minuet.
And I thought our lives can’t get any stranger.
If you have a lot of time to spare, the maiden issue of O.T.X. is RIGHT HERE.
June 14th, 2006 - 18:56
That’s… Weird. O.o
First Veritas and now more Uno’s.
June 15th, 2006 - 18:21
There can’t be more than one Uno. It’s ironic.
June 15th, 2006 - 19:20
Of course not! :O They are all fakes! It’s only uno Uno and that’s you Uno. Let’s kill those fakes, right?
June 14th, 2006 - 18:57
Wow. Either there’s a doppelganger, a poser or…
*gasp*
a long-lost
eviltwin?!?!June 15th, 2006 - 18:32
Whether he be a doppelganger, poser, twin or random Tsukasa, he should not be labeled Uno of Mistula. That is unless I venture in action films, where I would require a stunt double.
June 15th, 2006 - 19:45
No. No he shouldn’t be taking credit for your fame, definitely. He shade create his own path, his own name. He doesn’t need to use yours. If he’s getting all those squeals and attention now, he’ll do well in setting his own standards.
And not being responsible to correct the people who think otherwise– doesn’t deserve that right *nod*
June 15th, 2006 - 22:47
No he shouldn’t be taking credit for your fame, definitely.
I don’t think I’m that famous. Manny Pacquio, now that’s famous.
Mistula can’t have another Uno, not when there is Bella Lugosi. We don’t want to be the next Moffats. Heaven forbid.
June 14th, 2006 - 19:53
I haven’t been getting to see you, but what the fuck?!
May they die a deserved, horrible death.
June 15th, 2006 - 18:37
And lo! The illustrious Mae is compelled to make a comment!
Well, at least Uno remains a BJD. Lugosi, on the other hand, is a 19 year old Virgo male looking for a lasting relationship – among others. How bizarre.
June 14th, 2006 - 20:49
What the hell, an Uno impersonator? Grr.
Then again, this isn’t the first time that people have pointed out a BJD and said that it was from Mistula, right? Geez. I guess some people can’t tell the difference between one BJD and another. -_-;
June 15th, 2006 - 18:44
I know. I just hope the owner would be responsible enough to say no, this doll is not from Mistula because look, he is not wearing dorky pajamas – or something. I will also not parade a doll in a public place unless Manx is invited to be a sagala in the Santacruzan.
June 14th, 2006 - 22:33
*snorts*
did he see if that particular BJD really looked like Uno? hm, weird. wonder who owns that one…
and about the guy in Rakista… oh come on.
June 15th, 2006 - 18:46
did he see if that particular BJD really looked like Uno?
Fabo knows Uno. He practically sits beside him every day. And he said this doll did look like him, spiky hair and all.
Manx denies having chatted with any guy from Rakista. She cannot understand their strange language.
June 14th, 2006 - 23:01
Someone’s out there getting your chicks Uno!
~Dottie
June 15th, 2006 - 18:47
THAT’S PRECISELY WHY I’M FUMING RIGHT NOW.
June 15th, 2006 - 09:42
I hope he took a picture
June 15th, 2006 - 18:51
Unfortunately, Fabo owns an antique mobile phone. He was not able to procure evidence.
June 15th, 2006 - 17:54
Well, you know what they say, “Imitation is the best form of flattery.”
June 15th, 2006 - 18:55
Until, of course, they imitate EVERYTHING, including your name. This does not bode well, as proven by films such as “Single White Female”.
June 15th, 2006 - 19:54
Expect copycats. You’re in the Philippines, the land of mangga(gayas).
June 15th, 2006 - 22:52
Alternately, the land of mango(goyos).
June 16th, 2006 - 02:03
so..there’s another Tsukasa in the Philippines? D:
June 16th, 2006 - 13:11
According to the Official ManikaManila BJD Census compiled by kishidollwatchr, there are only 2 Tsukasas in the Philippines, both of which are members of this household. That doll could be a Lishe for all we know. As eL said, most BJDs in this country are thought to be Mistula members.
June 16th, 2006 - 05:46
hhhmmmmmm get that BJD to join the Black Rosary or Manika Manila.
June 17th, 2006 - 04:08
How? We don’t even know who owns this doll. But we’ll find out sooner or later.
June 16th, 2006 - 10:20
Halfway through reading that my brain got stuck somewhere in the land of Elvis impersonators, and now is permanently imagining Uno in an Elvis wig.
((((
June 17th, 2006 - 04:11
Singing “You’re The Devil In Disguise”? AHAHAHA!
June 16th, 2006 - 13:07
How abselutely annoying! D
June 16th, 2006 - 13:08
oops, I wrote “How abselutely annoying! D
June 16th, 2006 - 13:09
-sighs- My internet hates me today.
The second sentence was supposed to say “People have no shame these days!”
June 17th, 2006 - 04:13
(^^;
Point taken and glitch ignored, Nadia. Right now we’re really curious to know who this doll is.
June 17th, 2006 - 18:42
You are Uno- the one and only. Whoever was that “Uno”, he will burn in resin hell…
…maybe not, since it’s the owner who made him “Uno”… o___o Well, whatever. You’re still number one and the ONLY one. :3
June 18th, 2006 - 02:24
Why, thank you. That’s very heartwarming.
June 23rd, 2006 - 14:42
Maybe it’s another kind of doll which just eerily looks like a Tsukasa and has gray spiky hair? Or maybe there’s an unknown Tsukasa somewhere owned by some unknowned person who just happens to like Mistula and unknowingly impersonated Uno? @_@ Okay, I just got confused…
June 23rd, 2006 - 14:45
No,wait! Maybe it’s the cat!
June 23rd, 2006 - 14:46
(Just kidding… hehe… XP)
June 26th, 2006 - 11:27
And this Tsukasa escaped the ever-vigilant Kishidollwatchr? HOW?
You’re right. I think Dos has been prowling around telling people he’s the frontman of Mistula.
November 6th, 2006 - 21:25
How CRUEL!!!!
Uno is Uno no one can change that!!!
Even if there’s an impersonator there no one can take the real Uno’s place!
BTW Uno-kun I Love you!