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10 Things I Know About Bella Lugosi

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1. He sucks. And he’s not even a vampire. He was named after the celebrated Dracula, Bela Lugosi, because he sleeps during the day and prefers to work at night. He put two Ls to his first name to give it a “seductive new twist”. (Whatever.)

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2. Bella Lugosi is the drummer and founder of the rock poets, Mistula. For those who are not music-savvy, this means he sits behind an array of percussions and beats them rhythmically with a pair of wooden sticks while bossing everybody around. He is not a bassist or a guitarist like some websites falsely claim.

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3. He says he hears music in his head all the time. He plays the drums to drown it out.

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4. His favorite haunts are old churches, where he can hang out with “true idols”.

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5. He has a sacred heart tattooed on his chest, and bears the Mistula cross on his back. His tattoos were designed by his favorite drummer, Derrick Periodico of the Filipino heavy metal band Dahong Palay.

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6. He rarely talks, until you ask about music, wrestling or his favorite cable channel, Fashion TV, where girls walk around without bras. (At midnight, he says they walk around without clothes, which I find rather ironic.)

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7. He LOVES wrestling. He said he’s always wanted to be a pro wrestler, but didn’t have the body for it. He knows all the wrestling taunts by heart and mouths them off randomly. His favorite wrestlers are The Undertaker and Triple H.

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8. He has light-sensitive eyes. He hates anything that is too bright, like sunlight or Joey’s Powerbook LCD. His poems are all written on paper.

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9. He receives the most Mistula fanmail, but will not answer them until prompted to do so. (We apologize on his behalf.)

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10. He has many, many secrets, which we have yet to find out.


Lugosi’s chair is crafted from a million folded pieces of paper patiently glued together by Joey’s skilled Aunt Jane. She made it in exchange for Mistula photo prints – presents for her daughter, who is a huge fan of the band. You rock, Tita Jane!

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Tita Jane may craft a similar chair for you upon request. :)

Lugosi is wearing 13 | Cross to Bear by Endless, the designer line of Tangled Web. It was crafted by the brilliant Mae as a birthday gift for Joey. We love (and owe) you, Mae and Djinn!


13 | Cross to Bear, modeled by Lugosi’s dear friend, the lovely Si Ye.

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  1. NOW I WILL DIE HAPPY, THANKYOUVERYMUCH.

  2. Oh god. He is beautiful beyond words.

  3. LUGOSI-SAMAAAAAAAAAAA!!! i wish there was a poster of that first photo. i’d love to have lugosi-sama in my room :3

    that si ye has neon pink nails whoa. he must be gay.

  4. “I look real good and feel even better, I make a burlap sack look like a cashmere sweater!”

    Lugosi + Wrestling = YEAH!

  5. He’s also wearing far less clothes than he was in the last post. *___________*

    His tatoo and jewelry are amazing, and that’s only amplified by these gorgeous photos. I’m suprised Joey hasn’t been hired out by Playgirl or something by now. XD
    (is there a point to that shirt outside of showing off some skin? – not that that’s a less than valid point in any circumstance…)

    And Whoa. That chair. I was trying to figure out what it was for most of the post, because it almost looks like some amazing, intricately crafted, trailing skirt in some of the photos. Tita Jane must have the patience of a saint!

    • I don’t think I want to photograph a greasy man with a 12-inch power tool. GOD NO.

      Sam and I wanted to show off his boots by making him wear less, but nobody seemed to notice them. Such fine boots! Anyways.

      We love the chair, too. And it photographs so beautifully. I’m just so afraid Lugosi will wreck it so I don’t make him sit as much on it. :|

  6. What an incredible chair !*!*!*!*!* Your Aunt is so talented, Joey !!
    WOW!
    Amazing photos too ~*~**~*~ as always ~**~~*

    *swoons* Bella Lugosi !!!… sexy should be his middle name.. hee-hee

    • We are very glad for talented aunts! One who can sew fine clothes, and one who can craft fine chairs. Now all we need is one aunt who can make fine BJDs! :D

  7. Man, bite me Lugosi…

  8. oh god I wish I had a poster of that first shot. Lugosi is always so hot. A true rock idol.

  9. These photos are right off a fashion magazine. Impeccable lighting and composition. Stunning subject. Such an interesting personality to Bella Lugosi. You’ve revealed facts about him that made him even more mysterious.

    I’ve tried looking at other sites to better appreciate this hobby, but you alone transform it from a juvenile addiction to something truly artistic and thoroughly fascinating. You are truly a genius.

  10. I must also say that the first picture should definitely be a poster ^.^ He’s so beautiful!

  11. The mysterious Lugosi, and his little black shorts.

  12. Ericas: Lugosi-sama looks like a girl…
    AM: NUU! DON’T READ THAT POST!
    Ericas: Eh? Why? *scrolls down, sees Si Ye, faints*
    AM: Told you so…

    I like the chair~ It’s, like, WHOA. This post is a lovely treat. Lugosi and Si Ye but I like Si Ye more. *shot*~ X3

    • I think you should post this comment on that other doll’s blog. I really don’t see the point of you comparing him to Lugosi. Be a little more respectful to Joey.

    • Dude, no offense but why will you say something like that in the middle of Lugosi fangirls? And rabid, altar-owning ones at that?

    • ATTACK LUGOSI FANGIRLS ATTAAAAAAAAAAACK! :D

    • THAT’S IT. I’M CALLING THE MOSSAD. :x

    • CRUCIFY HER!

      … Just kidding. :)

    • Ho my god. There IS a Lugosi mob. Jesus.

      Chill you guys. The girl (or boy) is just voicing out her opinion. This is a free world. Besides, Lugosi has enough fangirls.

      GO MANX! :D

    • [ lurk mode : off ]

      when i read that post i went uh-oh. this one obviously is unaware of the lugosi army of darkness. he isn’t the poster boy of the underground goth community for nothin, yknow.

    • Now that’s what I call digging yer own grave.

      I worship thee, Lord Lugosi. Death to all those who come against you.

    • Blasphemy to the Lord Lugosi? Unthinkable! Punishment is imminent!

    • Si Ye is Lugosi’s good friend, and whatever praise is given to Si Ye, Lugosi is thankful for as well. We don’t find anything wrong with someone liking Si Ye more and making it known here. Coty is right. Lugosi has his own share of friends. Thank you so much for making this known to us.

      Thank you, too, Janni, for being so concerned about me. It’s nothing, really. I am as fond of Si Ye as Z!chan is. :)

      • GAWD, Joey! I’m aware that Lugosi’s army of fangirls [or boys because Ericas and Phi ARE male] are rabid and… uh… many… but I never knew they were THAT violent! :D

        I’m sorry if that comment seemed offensive. That was uncalled for, I guess. I didn’t mean to compare Lugosi to Si Ye. They’re both pretty in their own way and I both love them to bits.

        The next time I make offensive comments like that, I don’t mind being… “attacked” like that. At least that way I’ll know if I’m doing something wrong. ^^;

      • You’re always so kind. *hugs* I’m sorry if I incited mayhem here. I just feel bad when people are inconsiderate towards you when you share so much beautiful things with them.

  13. Oh wow that chair is awsome!! Your aunt must have spent hours making it *_* Thank you for the gorgeous pictures and the info on this beautiful creature ♥
    *swoon* He is so sexy!

  14. sexy…… =P~

  15. If any of those pictures were posters, I would absolutely buy it!

    That chair is just so cool!

  16. Did Lugosi borrow those hot pants from Manx? XD

    By the way, that is one gorgeous chair. O_O;

  17. What the hell is he wearing? @_@x

  18. You found SHORT SHORTS! Yay!

  19. Ah, the Lord Lugosi. We are again witness to your splendour.

    May we request the esteemed owner of this blog for use of the first photo for our humble forum? We are all devoted followers of His Darkness Lugosi.

  20. You look every inch the domina in that garb, Lord Lugosi. May I be your submissive?

  21. My heart almost stopped with the first pic. He’s sooo gorgeously delicious @g@
    Oh look, he’s “braless” too ;) Did Lugosi borrow those hot pants from Manx?
    Thought about that too ^^

  22. You can always wrestle with me, Lugosi! XD

    …I can’t believe I just typed that…

  23. oh wow..booty shorts! mmmhhmmmm

  24. Wait, no, maybe I’ll attempt witticism… Somehow, I can imagine Lugosi talking like a pro-wrestler… But couple that with his current outfit… *snerks* It’s like making Barney swear like a sailor :D Though I suppose he COULD go into pro-wrestling.. Women’s pro-wrestling that is… (yes I’m still peeved at his disappearance and Manx’s heartache. Except many more snide comments for the next few months)

    *ackhem* Anyways…

    Hiii Mistula resin and flesh people! ^^ I’ve been missing for the past few weeks because my computer’s been badly bugged. I’m cleaning the entire system hard drive and disk space to get rid of the virus tomorrow. ^^; And yes I finally got the package :D Got here on Sunday actually. But due to my lack of a computer I haven’t been able to post a photostory involving it. (Kael was very happy. He was bouncing everywhere. I half-thought he was possessed) So keep an eye out for Kael’s Livejournal for the next few days. ^^

    • Thank you, Hyae Na! For being brave enough to speak up against Lugosi! This is my blog! My pictures should be reaping as much controversy! Then again, I am mostly in pajamas so …

      WHAT! The package reached you just this Sunday? BUT WHY? Shouldn’t Bali be four hours away from the Philippines by plane? :eek:

      • Uno, I’m sure that if you bothered to get dressed (or undressed in Lugosi’s case) during the daytime, you’d be swamped by fans. :P As it is, everyone still loves you (I think) even when you stick to your PJs. ^^ Though I suggest you keep away from leather trenchcoats, you might melt. :D (Side note: Always thought Lugosi looked like a flasher when he’s in that coat. You know, the guys who run around nekkid under the coat and just flash random people while they run by.) Hn, is there any way to stop Magpie from seeing these posts? XD I don’t wanna get shot.

        And even though Bali’s only four hours away from the Philippines.. Postal service sucks ^^ Anything that comes in get’s stuck in a seedy little warehouse where you’d expect seedy gangsters to mob around, under a pile of seedy cardboard boxes and if it doesn’t contain rare/expensive goods, then it’ll eventually get to your home in (minimum) a week.

        • Who is Magpie? I don’t know her. Is she from the Lugosi Dark Side of Things? Then I hope she never gets here.

          It is painful to realize that my so-called fans switch sides faster than a mouseclick whenever Lugosi appears in various states of undress.

          I can’t say our postal service is any better. I think our postmen won’t deliver mail until they see it yellowing around the edges. :|

  25. Lugosi in short shorts… I never expected @_@

    I had no idea he loved wrestling either. Would I be running into you guys in the coming Smackdown then? XD

  26. I think I just herniated my frontal lobe looking at that first picture, except that that’s not possible. Let me be strongggg. *_*

    I love the picture that goes with #6 – it’s like sex kitten and sleepy kitten put together, that kind of hands-by-face stretch.

    YOUR AUNTIE JANE IS ALL KINDS OF COOL. That chair looks like modern art + swans’ wings.

    • And am I glad she’s my aunt for she can make me modern art swan chairs for free! :D

      Thank you says Bella Lugosi. He is too lazy to come up here and type this himself. I will spank him later, okay?

  27. I didn’t know that Lugosi was so… thin. O_o; (GOOD thin, not bad thin!!!! *cowers for a few minutes*)

    Don’t worry, Uno! The PJs are part of your charm. If you wore leather everything like Lugosi, you won’t be Uno anymore. You’ll be Bella Lugosi. ^^

  28. wow these are soo awesome!
    I just stumbled across you site. Where do you get these dolls or the stuff to amke them???
    sorry if I sound dumb but I never heard of these dolls

  29. Whahaaaaaiiiiiiii!!!!!!! Lugosi!!!!! You ROCK!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!! I’m ADDICTED TO YOU!!!!! Wish I cud see u personaly….

  30. y does lugosi gets more fanmail that uno?

    hmmmmm?

    :)

  31. y does lugosi gets more fanmail *than* uno?

    hmmmmm?

    :)

    sorry, typograf error

  32. i like the boots….wish i have a TRUE boots like that someday…..:)
    nice one! miss joey

  33. I’m wonderin’, would Lugosi mind if I name a Betta (fighting fish–a blue one) after him?


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