Beast in Captivity
PREVIOUSLY on Fully Articulated.
He’ll live.
Since when did you become a doctor?
Since Aunt Lina volunteered to make me this medical uniform. Her intentions, to this day, remain a mystery.
But if wearing leather and chains makes BJDs instant rockstars, why shouldn’t this uniform make me an instant doctor? I should quit the band and ask Mommy Amy to help me start a medical career in the US. I’m going to be an Overseas Filipino Worker and be hailed as a hero by the Philippine government!
… I’m going to jail.
You’ll be fine, Manx. Until he wakes up, of course.
What if he never wakes up? What if he dies of massive internal hemorrhoids?
Massive internal … hemorrhoids?
I will go to jail and be raped again and again by lesbian inmates with tattoos and big boobs. Gosh, I’ve never even done hardcore prison orgy films when I was in the p0rn business.
HARDCORE PRISON ORGY?
Hello, police department? We are in custody of a criminal. She’s highly dangerous and must be sent to prison immediately.
The victim? Yes, officer, he’s dead. We’ll make sure of that.
Would it be possible to send a lady officer in tight uniform? With handcuffs and a huge baton?
It was self-defense! Look at him. He’s a tattooed psycho with wild red hair who looks kinda cute up close.
He will undoubtedly rape me in various positions until I beg for him to stop but he won’t, of course, insatiable sexy beast that he is.
Are you sure you did not attack this poor defenseless man so you may do kinky things to his unconscious body?
But why did he break into the house? Who could he be? What does he want?
He wants me.
Is he … your brother? The one who you said is detained in a mental institution in London?
Oh damn, I think he’s coming to.
We’re dead.
Uno’s outfit was made by Tita Lina after she was commissioned to make uniforms for medical students. Lugosi’s yukata is from Judy of Bittenbefore. Uno and Lugosi’s mobile phones were gifts from Mae, Djinn and Si Ye. From the crew, thank you thank you!
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July 31st, 2006 - 21:13
Omg! XD You are so adorable, Uno! You all are!
But Veritas. If he tries something more, you have guitars, right? Kill him!!! Sorry. >.
July 31st, 2006 - 21:15
Hey! I wrote this to: Sorry. He’s cute, so just kill him a little.
August 1st, 2006 - 19:13
I don’t think I can kill my brother. He’s the only one I’ve got. Besides, I’m not into hardcore prison orgy.
July 31st, 2006 - 21:44
*SQUEE* If Uno were a doctor, I wouldn’t mind being sick. X3
Fully Articulated will make a nice TV sitcom.
July 31st, 2006 - 22:11
I concur.
You are all so damn cute and witty. I really like how the story starts with “He’ll live” and ends with “We’re dead”.
August 1st, 2006 - 19:36
I don’t think I’d like to be on TV regularly. I yellow under the studio lights.
Fully Articulated may be considered a web sitcom. We have everything except for the canned laughter.
July 31st, 2006 - 23:39
As always, the damn police never come on time. Manx needs to go to jail so we can all have a good show, right boys?
August 1st, 2006 - 19:56
DAMN RIGHT!
July 31st, 2006 - 23:40
Manx are you sure you’re worrying…? You don’t really sound like you are from what you’re saying tho XD
August 1st, 2006 - 19:59
Let’s just say I’m a very positive person.
July 31st, 2006 - 23:44
MANX YOU ARE TEH BOMB.
August 1st, 2006 - 20:00
My name is Bomb. Sex Bomb.
August 1st, 2006 - 00:14
I hope the police come… so that we get to see what a BJD prison orgy looks like. @__@
Uno as a doctor is killing my brain cells. He’s too darn cute in that uniform. I wouldn’t mind getting sick.
August 1st, 2006 - 20:09
Thank you! X3
Hey, are you old enough to watch a BJD prison orgy?
These things may corrupt young minds.
August 1st, 2006 - 00:16
*walks in in a tight police uniform with a baton and handcuffs* Okay, Dr. Uno, you are under arrest. *handcuffs Uno* You will now be taken to a private interrogation chamber wherein I will have to do
naughtyterrible,NAUGHTYUNSPEAKABLE things to you. And don’t worry, Manx will also be thrown into a jail cell full of brusque lesbians (and a video camera, for the sake of Coty and the other fanboys), Veritas will be placed somewhere SAFE, and Lugosi will be left to deal with Lobo. Mwahahahaha.August 1st, 2006 - 00:27
I would also like to request for a video file of this interrogation, please, Miss Lady Officer in tight police uniform.
August 1st, 2006 - 01:45
Oh, I’m sorry my dear Coty, but that video will be for my eyes only. You’ll have the benefit of seeing Manx’s prison tape anyway, so don’t be greedy.
August 1st, 2006 - 20:20
HEY. I’M NOT SHARING EL. SHE’S MINE. OFF WITH YOU!
Now, eL, go and do unspeakable things to me.
August 1st, 2006 - 01:09
…I didn’t realize I could be aroused by descriptions.
August 1st, 2006 - 20:59
And adjectives, unlike viagra, have no side effects.
August 1st, 2006 - 01:27
I doesn’t sound like Manx would have minded a little action with Lobo XD
She has a very vivid imagination
August 1st, 2006 - 21:04
Our imaginations are as vivid, I must say.
By the way, Claudia, thanks for being the first Insomniac customer! *hugs*
August 1st, 2006 - 03:43
Haha good point on the instant careers. I’ve always wondered why male nurses could never be as enticing as female ones, though.
CERAS: “Lesbian inmates with tattoos and big boobs”…? Hey Yapi…
YAPI: *glare* WHAT.
CERAS: …nothing ^_^;
August 1st, 2006 - 21:08
Ceras! I missed you, brother. Come visit me so we can make up for lost time.
August 1st, 2006 - 03:59
OMG! everyone’s so worried about Lobo and what happens next and I keep thinking of the poor guitar! >_
August 1st, 2006 - 21:18
Don’t worry, Yuli. The British Embassy is safe. It is made of solid wood. Even the hardest head can’t put a dent on it.
August 1st, 2006 - 06:30
oooh i didnt think uno would lend lugosi the yukata XD
August 1st, 2006 - 21:56
Judy! Ohisashiburi!
I didn’t want to lend my valuable possessions to Lugosi, but it’s hard to argue with Joey. She’s a lot bigger than I am.
August 9th, 2006 - 04:36
are you sure lugosi didnt just rip it off you in fit of lust? XD!~~~
August 10th, 2006 - 15:35
OH GOD NO. PLEASE NO.
August 1st, 2006 - 07:31
Oh my, Manx, you sure do have a vivid imagination D: And you boys…are such boys XD;;
August 1st, 2006 - 22:02
Can’t help it.
August 1st, 2006 - 10:30
Great dialog Joey! Very funny!
August 2nd, 2006 - 20:56
Thanks, Mercy!
August 1st, 2006 - 13:52
Brilliant. Such precise dialogue and sharp wit. Not a single word goes to waste. Is the genius Joey a movie script writer, if I may ask?
The more I venture into the other doll sites, the more impressed I am by your crew. You actually made a nerd hobby cool.
August 3rd, 2006 - 11:22
Joey is not a movie script writer and definitely not a genius. You speak too highly of me, Mr. Ghost. Thank you.
I write scripts for commercials. It is undignified and not as fun or easy as making dolls speak. But like all things fun, Fully Articulated does not pay as highly as say, hotdog clients. It’s a harsh world.
My tip: Venture into the Japanese side of the doll world and you’ll find cool like you’ve never seen it before.
August 1st, 2006 - 19:41
I was trying to think up of witty comments….
….but your dolls ate my words.
August 3rd, 2006 - 11:23
BURP.
August 1st, 2006 - 20:20
lol; Doc Uno says he’ll live, then I guess he’ll survive XD
Hm, honestly speaking Manx, I thought you’d atleast have had SOME experience with lesbian prison orgies XD Jes’ kidding dear. And for some strange reason, you don’t seem to mind Lobo too much now that you’ve seen him close-up ^^;
And there’s no point in sending her to jail, Uno & Lugosi, because even if she DID engage in crazy lesbian prison orgies, you wouldn’t be able to watch unless you had an inside-man/woman with a camera XD
Oh yes, message from Kaelen to Veritas: Get to the highest shelf in the house and start dropping things on Lobo. You’ll have a good defense, AND a good offense. >D
August 3rd, 2006 - 11:28
I quit before things got too hardcore. Besides, rockstars are sexier than p0rnstars.
Lobo’s kinda cute. I like them vicious types.
August 2nd, 2006 - 00:40
Those panties are a sin. Manx is a sin. I do not need forgiveness!
August 3rd, 2006 - 14:23
And I dub thee unforgiven.
August 2nd, 2006 - 01:59
Ahah – something Uno and Lugosi agree on! XD And Manx seems to be regretting knocking him out so soon. It’s a good idea to check men out before thwacking them with a guitar, I imagine. *___*;
I LOVE the parallelism in this story, and the amusing and wonderful dialouge, it’s so much fun seeing everyone interact together. I can’t wait to see what happens next!!
August 3rd, 2006 - 15:36
It’s a good idea to check men out before thwacking them with a guitar, I imagine.
Hey, you’re right. I’ll keep that in mind.
Joey says “Thanks, Molly-wants-a-cracker!”
August 3rd, 2006 - 08:43
I love the way that Lobo’s wig looks against the white background. *_*
Manx, have you been reading too many romance novels lately, or do you ALWAYS think that way?
August 3rd, 2006 - 15:38
Novels are boring. Why read when you live it?
August 6th, 2006 - 13:13
I missed this post and laughed my ass off. Thanks for the fanservice (Uno’s close up). And the uniform is to die for. my gosh..Uno you tell that officer in the embassy that you are in the exchange program for a group of heart surgeons.
August 7th, 2006 - 00:54
Heart surgeon. Okay. I’m taking note of that. Do I have to research about valves and ventricles, too?
September 19th, 2009 - 16:29
many years after I first started watching Mistula, this is still my favorite blog post. :3 I miss reading about Manx and her exploits (harrousement is the word)