29Sep/069
Belated Happy Birthday, Claudia!

I’m late as usual, but I hope you had a wonderful birthday, Claudia. Thank you for being such a sweet friend and for buying all our pajamas.
(I’ve something to blame for my tardiness: blasted typhoon Milenyo, which caused massive deforestation in the Philippines by uprooting all the trees in its path then leaving us without electricity and wireless network signal. I shake my fist at your retreating ass, you windbag!)
21Sep/0630
The Anti-social Butterfly

What am I doing here sitting with the little bandit who tied me up and stole my clothes? What’s stopping me from killing you right here, right now?

A whole lot of witnesses?
Wrong.

Him. What is a three-year-old boy doing here?
