Uno: Fully Articulated "We are created from music, photography, literature and the almighty source code."

3Sep/0647

Behind the curtains, between the lines.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

Dear Lugosi,

Please keep the British Embassy until someone picks it up for me.

Dragan

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

Did he send that dumb werewolf punk to be the rhythm guitarist for Mistula? What was he thinking?

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

He’s insane, violent and addicted to drugs. Your perfect rockstar!

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

He could’ve fit right in with Judas Priest until you whacked him in the head with the British Embassy and made him lose his remaining wits. Mistula has the dork spot filled in so we can’t have him. Weezer might like him.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

Maybe if I whack him again he’d become the big bad sexy wolfman who goes out at night to ravish innocent young virgins and leave them screaming for more?

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

I shouldn’t worry about him ravishing you then. You’re not a virgin.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

Thanks, you are so sweet. No wonder the crazy types like you.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

Anyways, Dragan didn’t really say this Lobo is taking his place, right?

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

Manx, sometimes you have to read between the lines.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

You mean like Da Vinci code? I don’t see any weird symbols …

That’s not what I meant.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

Oh, look, here’s a P.S.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

What does that mean?

It’s British humour. You have to be British to find it funny so don’t bother.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

Why do you need a band therapist?

Hey, do you know that Mistula is in Wikipedia? Isn’t that cool? eL wrote the article. Really sharp, that girl. Too bad she can’t play rhythm guitar.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

What? Wait, there’s something you’re not telling me. What did Dragan mean by –

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

We need to replace Dragan as soon as possible.

Did something happen –

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

I’m calling for an audition.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

Audition?

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

Yes. An audition for the Mistula rhythm guitarist. That’s the only way we can find out who’s best for the part.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

Should we tell Uno?

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

I don’t care what Uno thinks.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

You’re all I need, Manx.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

I know. Your band is nothing without my music, Bella.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

And I can’t make music without you.

NO TO INTERNET

Maybe we don’t need Uno after all?

Maybe. I heard Take That is looking for new members.


If you’re wondering what’s up with our old chap Dragan, why don’t you give him a call?

Manx’s sequined neckpiece is a handmade gift from Sam. Lugosi’s necklace, 13|Cross To Bear, is also a handmade gift from Mae. Lugosi’s chair is a paper sculpture by Aunt Jane. Thank you, dear sponsors! :)

Share

Posted by Uno

Comments (47) Trackbacks (0)
  1. Nice clothes… ;) And you’re not alone too don’t understand the “joke” from Dragan, Manx. O.o I don’t get it.

  2. Love for Manx’s boots – those velvet ribbons are so awesome. Love also for Lugosi’s “thinking thinking!” pose XD I like seeing more of him in ‘action,’ since he still seems the most mysterious (original) member of Mistula. Aaand that profile shot is so beautiful – really shows off the Tsukasa nose.

    And hrmmm, new rhythm guitarist…!

  3. Aww… but having a dork as a member is a good thing! XD

    Hmm… who can the new guitarist be? .___.?

    Whoa! You have your own entry in Wikipedia. Mistula’s growing more and more popular! XD With this, the top is within reach! (Or, nearer… hehe…)

  4. Congrats to your entry in Wikipedia :)
    I really like Manx choker, it sparkles so beautifully ^-^

  5. Manx’s boots are love ♥

  6. Manx, Manx, why don’t I have posters of you on my wall yet? You siren goddess, you.

  7. manx looks like a toned down flame on the ‘Audition?’ photo…
    as usual her clothes fit her perfectly. great new boots an nice nice choker! glad you can still breathe. :p

    • Speaking of flame, thanks for the lovely fanart! Since Joey is swamped with work and other things, she has not been able to post it yet. She’s better now and online activities will hopefully be back on track! ;)

  8. Lobo? Rhythm guitarist? ROFL!!! XD

    Maybe if I whack him again he’d become the big bad sexy wolfman who goes out at night to ravish innocent young virgins and leave them screaming for more?

    *ish all giggly now*

    Also, I like Lugosi’s eyes on the 2nd pic…. it… glows…. O___o

    YAY for the Wikipedia entry! :D

  9. waaaaa… lugosi and manx…
    I wish Miyu was here already, so she could audition… haha

    Uno, do you appreciate the fact that your drummer and guitarist are plotting behind your back?

    did lugosi get a new face up? he looks flushed.. too much sex?

    • … who’s Miyu?

      People always plot behind my back, but doesn’t that happen to everyone? If they kick me out, I can go solo and stomp Mistula! :evil:

      Lugosi didn’t get a new face-up. That’s just Joey tinkering with the settings on her camera.

  10. OMG Lugosi COMPLIMENTED me?? O_O Quick, call Dr. Uno and see if he’s sick! XD Then again, I think he just used me and the Wiki article to change the subject. XD

    And actually, I CAN play the guitar…er…well, a bit of it, at least. My guitars are gathering dust in one corner of my room though, I haven’t been practicing. XD;;

  11. Hey, if you guys are thinking of booting teh Uno out, can I be the vocalist instead? I can, well, you know, sing. Sort of.

    …I can rap, at the least.

    (Sorry I’ve been inactive as of late. Real-life has become absolutely hellish. Sometimes, I wish I could be a dollfie.)

  12. I’ve been staring at Lugosi for, like, two hours now. *goes back to stare again*

  13. I’ve said this before and I’ll say this again. Manx, you are the hottest Lishe EVER! And Lugosi … I am an Uno fan, I am an Uno fan, I AM AN UNO FAN!

  14. I… I really don’t know what to say about this one.. It kinda reminds me of my brother’s band; once you get to the top of the hill you start falling down…
    Let’s hope this is not Mistula’s case and grats on being in Wikipedia =7

    • I don’t think Mistula’s quite reached the top to start falling down. If we were, then we’d be driven around in a stretch limo and not Joey’s compact car. :| So if we do fall, it’s not even going to make a dent.

      I’m sorry about your brother’s band, though. And thanks for the cheers. :)

  15. lol Band therapist.. *chuckles*
    I guess wild, rabid Lobo WOULD have been the perfect rockstar XD Ah well, pity…
    Poor poor Uno~ He needs to sober up before Lugosi and Manx kick him off the band without him knowing XD

  16. Surely there must be a reason why Uno is there. I don’t think Lugosi would have put up so much with someone he says can’t stand if there wasn’t any talent there, would he?

    • If I remember correctly, Lugosi was interested in his “following”. He has musical talent, of course, but he is most often distracted by unnecessary things like runaway kids, abused servants and suchlike.

      • Guess I just don’t want to believe you could do without him… Just like dollface, I’m an Uno fan, but not only that, despite the rough times, I think there could be no Mistula without either of you.

  17. lugosi-samaaaaa! *________* you are soooo beautiful. so is lady manx in her pretty boots.

  18. attention to EVERYONE doncha dare kick my UNO out!!!!that’s a warning!!!!! NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. wow!!!! nice fashion Lugosi


Leave a comment

(required)

No trackbacks yet.