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21Sep/0630

The Anti-social Butterfly

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

What am I doing here sitting with the little bandit who tied me up and stole my clothes? What’s stopping me from killing you right here, right now?

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A whole lot of witnesses?

Wrong.

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Him. What is a three-year-old boy doing here?

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Oh, Pao? He’s taking pictures, just like everyone else.

Damn. If he weren’t here, the waiters would already be mopping up your blood.

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Shikai Hitasura cares about minors? Unbelievable. I never thought you had a single moral fiber in your body.

I’ve one left and it’s fraying fast. When it snaps, so does your pretty little neck.

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Stop threatening me. You should be thanking me for trying to save your life.

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Save my life? By threatening Quay to come here for a duel? You’re f*ckin’ crazy.

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Stop cussing. There are kids below 18 here. Besides, you are crazier. For someone on the run, you sure are making a grand show of it. I mean, SHIKAI WORLD TOUR? Come on! Whether I challenged him or not, Quay would come after your ass if he wanted to. You even left him your damn route. Weirdo.

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Think: If he came here to kill you now, you actually have back-up! See what a genius I am?

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These strangers are supposed to protect me?

Theoretically, yes. Filipinos are generally a helpful lot. But I’ve only met some of them now, so I can’t be 100% sure.

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Some plan you have.

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At least I have one. Do you?

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… He probably won’t come.

Maybe not. He seems to have a lot more common sense than you do. But I’d start making friends if I were you.

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You might be needing reinforcements soon.

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Um, hi, I’m … uh, Shikai …

SO? DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?

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Hey, Shuri, I heard he’s not a very nice person.

He does look kind of ev – ACK, HE’S TWISTING MY HEAD!

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Luciat here, nice to meet you. I’m an amateur filmmaker and I was wondering if you’d let me film you while you get brutally murdered? I promise to share royalties with the bereaved. What do you think?

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Sinag, sino naman daw ang kanong ‘to?
(Sinag, who could this foreigner be?)

Ma at pa. Pagkain lang pinunta ko dito.
(Who knows? I just came for the food.)

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Shikai, is it? How about you and me get to know each other better?

VERITAAAS. YOU. ARE. SO getcherdamnmusclesoffme F*CKED!

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

Don’t worry, Shikai. I’m Pao. I’ll protect you!

Oh, fu – I mean, fudge. Oh, fudge. I like fudge.


Shikai and his not-so-willing chaperone Veritas, flanked by reinforcements from ManikaManila.

Shikai’s Meet & Greet happened in Tiendesitas, Pasig City, right after Veritas issued a challenge to Quay. Quay did not arrive. The rest of the afternoon was spent doing less exciting things, like chasing fashionable dogs.

The Special One-off Mini Pao appears courtesy of Jan. CLICK HERE to view his coverage of the event.

NOTE TO FRIENDS: Our Joey is currently broken so you may have to wait a bit more for the next updates. She will still try to escape into our world, where there are no headaches or chills and wobbly parts are easily remedied with a little restringing.

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  1. Aw, Pao is sooo adorable! X3

    Uno was not at the event? There has been a serious lack of Uno recently. Where art thou, my Uno?

    Please get well, Joey! The net is a lonely place without you! T_T

  2. i’m prolly going to get shot for saying this but …
    SHIKAI AND VERITAS LOOK GOOD TOGETHER! X3
    *runs for cover*

    • HEY! Did anyone here see my rocket launcher?

    • I’ll second that, because they have this certain chemistry. and I like their banter.

      but Shikai’s taken. and Veritas…well, she has Uno.

      **can’t believe I missed this, and am still commenting. (which doesn’t make any sense). yet I can’t help it, …natuwa lang ako – this photostory was posted on my birthday.XD

  3. fudge… haha….. we used to say that too when we were supposed to say the f word only to notice that the teacher was just right behind us…

  4. AW JOEY GET WELL SOON. *hugs*

  5. Oh, I love you very much Veritas. X3 LOL, Shikai.

    Joey, get well soooooon!

  6. Dear Joey: Please do not die. Love, GMB

  7. Who woulda thought, ey? Shikai cares about minors! O_O
    Hope you feel better soon Joey!

  8. Uno! Why aren’t you taking good care of Joey? Fix her or you’ll get a grand spanking from me!

    Damn, Veritas, you have a mind of a dangerous criminal.

  9. Haha! Thanks for letting Pao make a cameo appearance here. :)

    *btw, I know he has a big head for his age (I haven’t gotten around to sanding it down and modding it yet), but he’s only 3 and he likes fudge too. hehehe… :D

    Oh noes, you’re sick again? Get well soon!

  10. Oh my goodness, Shikai is almost the same size as Pao. XD

    ManikaManila has grown so much…!

  11. ROFL. The dog. I remember it quite well. XD

  12. i dunno about the others,

    but

    PAO IS TEH CUTEST!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Whee~! It’s Shikai! And Veritas! And Pao! Hi Pao! How are you? Whehehehehe~! @_@

    NOOOO~! You’re sick again? ;_; Bad sickness… Bad, bad sickness… *tries to smack the sickness but finds out that I can’t* Nooooooo~OOOO!

    (Sorry, sorry… hindi pa ako nakakatulog for two days… Whee~… X_@)


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