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20Oct/0634

The Lost Boys

Contains 35 photos. Some are worth the wait.

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Are we there yet?

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Can you stop asking the same bloody question every bloody minute?

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Hey, you’re my tour guide and I need to know where I am.

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Very well. I don’t know. So quit following me.

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I f*ckin’ knew it. We’re lost. And that f*cker Lugosi said you knew your way around.

And you believed him? Use yer loaf, chap. Lugosi probably wants us to get lost – forever.

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Us? I’m not getting lost with you. Later, pal.

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If you bloody knew the way then why didn’t you tell –

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OI!

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Great start, chap.

Shut the f*ck up.

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At f*ckin’ last, signs of civilization!

Maybe there’s some bloke here we can ask for directions.

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You can speak Filipino?

Cor, Shikai. I can’t believe you allowed yourself to be sent to a place you know nothing about. You are in the largest English-speaking country in Asia, chap. Even the tarsiers here can speak English.

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Unfortunately, I don’t see any tarsiers.

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Hey. I didn’t choose to be – what the f*ck are tarsiers?

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This is not the place to be looking for tarsiers! Where are the scantily-clad women?

I think there’s one on top of Lugosi right now.

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Lugosi can go drown for all I bloody care.

In 3 feet of water? I doubt it.

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Well, that bugger looks like a sinker to me.

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Not if Manx is with him. She has floaters big enough for two.

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I guess every house has a villain.

Oh, you tell me.

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So which one are you? Villain or hero?

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Depends how you look at it. How ’bout you?

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I don’t know. Maybe I’m a little bit of both.

So I’ve heard.

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So, Shikai, how long have you been on the run?

You’re not very tactful, are you? I’m not on the run. I’m just –

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Hiding? Lose the cool hero act, eh, mate? It’s not as if we’re being watched by impressionable young girls on the Internet. Be yerself. Try being a little less anal once in a while.

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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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AWOOoooOOooOOO!!!

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Do you really want to be a rockstar, Lobo?

Bloody hell no.

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Then why are you joining the Mistula auditions?

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Why are you in a place you don’t want to be? Like you, I don’t really have a choice.

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I’ll just hold my breath and take the plunge.

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Really? You’re not scared?

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Why, is Shikai a scaredy-cat?

Don’t you f*ckin’ challenge me.

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LAST ONE IN IS A DIRTY DOG!

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Schism’s Shikai Hitasura is in the Philippines (Hacienda Antipolo, to be exact) as part of the Shikai World Tour.

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  1. I think I’m a bloody impressionable internet girl. ::big eyes::

  2. By gods, what a fun read. I swear, Joey, you are the queen of resin.

  3. i’m beginning to like this lobo dude.

  4. You know what I always find amazing about FA stories? The characters are all so different from each other that there’s absolutely no need to put names to their dialogues. Like each of them have their own way of talking. Bloody awesome.

  5. Half-naked resin boys! Woohoo!

    They look cute when they’re standing among the red petals.
    Lobo is cute. I like Lobo.

  6. Resin buuuum! You really like to tease the yaoi fangirls, don’t you Joey? XDDD
    I’m really enjoying the pictures in the woods – such a gorgeous and lush environment. Though, with that many dead leaves on the ground, wouldn’t it be a little too cold to go swimming, guys? *_*

    • Though, with that many dead leaves on the ground, wouldn’t it be a little too cold to go swimming, guys?

      I pondered on this for a while and then, thought, OH! Gosh. Molly’s probably thinking its autumn? The Philippines has no autumn. We only have dry and wet season, both of which are relatively warm or sometimes, moist. We only get Four Seasons in the restaurant, served cold with a cherry. :3

      Anyways, the fire tree, whose dead leaves you see on the ground above, should be arrested for persistently littering roads all year. Even our trees are law-breakers.

  7. I love your photostories ^-^
    Its fascinating, there is no need to say who said what it is pretty clear because they are both such strong personalities :)
    And naked resin bums are always good XD

  8. \o/ That was… LOL. And Shikai on the slides? XDDDD

  9. ohh.. I like this story.. ^_^

  10. Thank goodness the pool tolerates nekkid resins. Ahh, Shikai. You’ve just made your internet fangirls go ‘wheee’. :D

  11. Hey, all I see is a wolf-butt and a hacker-butt. When do I get to see some Uno-butt?

    Butts aside, I am loving that outfit Lobo is wearing.

  12. wahahaha… fun read!! looks like they’re having fun
    :)

  13. XD That looked like fun. Should have known that Shikai would have an adorably childish side to him (Loved the “Wheeeee!” shot)
    And I just dropped my tea in my lap, from seeing the two yank their pants off. Lol, I can see it now: New Attraction – Skinny Dipping Dolls.

  14. Oh bloody hell. Buttcracks. @_@x

  15. Sexy peaches! XD

    Did they do anything else in the pool? ;) j/k

    I just need to let my imagination race a bit :) …coz school sucks T_T

    Thanks for the wonderful photostories :D

  16. Coooool! Always love your photostories, your characters are all so unique, and the plots are always fun to read!


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