Rock Idol: Mistula Auditions (Episode 4)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!
Oh god no.
I found you, my little lamb.
Stay back.
Uno, he’s coming for me!
Veritas, get ready.
RUN!
Where are you going, little lamb?
The following contest is scheduled for one fall…
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Making his way to the ring, from Death Valley, BELLA LUGOSI!
Coming to you straight from the Philippines, the home of Thrilla in Manila, Michael Cole and JBL here at the ringside!
Man, these two just can’t wait to rip each other apart!
One thing you gotta know about Bella Lugosi is he always tries to get inside his opponent’s head! He isn’t called The Phenom for nothing!
Uh-oh, you know what’s coming next, JBL!
Oh my, he’s going straight to his finishing move!
The Phenom is not wasting any time!
THAT’S THE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!
And you know what that means, Cole?
IT’S TIME TO MEET YOUR MAKER!
This has got to be the last hold you want to find yourself in!
He goes for the cover!
That’s it, that’s it, he’s a goner!
But wait!
What a reversal by The Animal, Lobo!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE ARE SEEING AN IMPRESSIVE DISPLAY OF ATHLETIC ABILITY RIGHT HERE TONIGHT!
Not in a million years can I imagine him or any man get up from such a devastating move!
I don’t know how in hell The Animal managed to kick out of that one!
THAT HAS GOT TO HURT!
Boy, I tell you, this is not the way I thought I’d see this match!
AND THIS IS WHAT MAKES IT SO EXCITING TO SEE!
On the next episode of Rock Idol: Will Bella Lugosi be forever known as The Deadman?
The Howling Lobo is drawn by the Da Rock, Derrick.
All Undertaker images and soundtrack courtesy of WWE. Michael Cole and JBL’s spiels are contributed by Rey, walking WWE encyclopedia.
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November 8th, 2006 - 21:36
Run Veri!! O______O You know the way to my house, right? I’ll protect you from that nasty wolf!
Oh Lobo, Magpie and Manx are SOOOOOOOOOO going to murder you for that.
…and if you touch a hair on Uno’s head, I swear, I will KILL YOU.
November 10th, 2006 - 20:45
HELP, EL! HURRY HERE AND RESCUE ME! (T^T) … Uh, okay, UNO, TOO! BUT I’M TOP PRIORITY!
November 8th, 2006 - 23:32
Aaaaaah! O______O I’m speachless….
November 10th, 2006 - 20:46
You managed three words, Hanna! Congratulations! :3
November 8th, 2006 - 23:35
Awesome action shots, Joey!
November 14th, 2006 - 14:37
Thanks, Mercy!
November 9th, 2006 - 00:06
MARRY ME. ALL OF YOU!!!!!!
November 14th, 2006 - 14:35
This could just be the temporary effect of the Undertaker entrance theme, Mara. Think it over. The Philippines also does not condone divorce.
November 9th, 2006 - 00:35
…And I just watched WWE LMAO. I laughed out loud when I reached Undertaker’s entrance music XD The actions are spectacular ♥
November 14th, 2006 - 14:41
Coming to you straight from the Philippines, this is Fully Articulated, home of emaciated wrestlers!
November 9th, 2006 - 00:37
Wow, your action shots are amazing.
lol, don’t let Lobo KO you like that, Lugosi!
November 14th, 2006 - 14:42
The Undertaker is now six feet under!
November 9th, 2006 - 04:36
Haha, awesome! xD
November 14th, 2006 - 14:43
November 9th, 2006 - 08:01
Ahh, you win Joey
November 15th, 2006 - 14:41
More dream fodder for you?
November 9th, 2006 - 10:24
GACK Lugosi. X_X I have to say that I actually gasped during the action scenes – that is some madness.
You know, I also have to say that I could get used to this whole pretty-men-wrestling-in-tight-leather-pants thing…
November 15th, 2006 - 14:47
Yaoi wrestling? Good grief.
Then WWE will lose 95% of its regular crowd, including our resident fanboy, Rey.
November 9th, 2006 - 16:23
Haha all right! *starts chant*
Go-Go-BE–LLA! *clap clap clap clap*
Go-Go-BE–LLA! *clap clap clap clap*
BREAK OUT THE ALUMINUM CHAIRS, PEOPLE!!!! Manx, distract the referee!!!
November 15th, 2006 - 14:58
LOBO YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
November 9th, 2006 - 17:01
ooohh? what will happen next!! i got to see it!
November 9th, 2006 - 17:55
Awesome shots!
I guess the women there will beat the crap out of Lobo
November 15th, 2006 - 15:16
Thanks, Kishi! I guess Lobo will start eating death threats for breakfast now?
November 9th, 2006 - 18:12
aughhh, when Lugosi did his walk into the ring thing, I literally squealed with fangirl glee. So embarrassing.
And then he started wrestling?! XD I thought he would have just eaten him with his eyes or something…….
November 15th, 2006 - 15:21
aughhh, when Lugosi did his walk into the ring thing, I literally squealed with fangirl glee. So embarrassing.
Only if you’re in a public area!
… You’re not in a public area, are you?
Lobo’s testosterone overwhelms his aesthetic judgement. It makes him want to hurt pretty men.
November 9th, 2006 - 18:41
D: Er. I hope no resin got hurt in that.
Anyway, VERITAS, RUUUUUUUN!!!
November 15th, 2006 - 16:17
D: Er. I hope no resin got hurt in that.
Due to budget constraints, we can’t afford doubles. Besides, Lobo thinks bruises build character.
November 9th, 2006 - 18:52
Ack, Veritas, hijack a plane and get over here!
Great action shots Joey. ^^
And lol, I can see Lugosi loves wrestling XD I can tell you, I have never enjoyed watching wrestling as much since WWWF
November 15th, 2006 - 16:23
Lugosi knows all the wrestling moves and taunts by hard. It’s really too bad he doesn’t have the body for it.
Thanks, Hyae Na!
November 9th, 2006 - 19:49
That action shot owns me – can’t wait for the next installment!!
November 15th, 2006 - 16:24
Thank you! X3
November 9th, 2006 - 20:33
LUGOSI, NOOOO! SOMEBODY SHOOT THE DAMN WOLF!
Hell, this post and the Undertaker soundtrack totally made my week!
November 15th, 2006 - 16:29
WOLVES ARE ENDANGERED! DON’T SHOOT! SAVE THE WILDLIFE!
November 10th, 2006 - 09:09
NO! No shooting! :gonk:
@@ Good Godom is hell.
November 15th, 2006 - 16:31
Yeah, no shooting! BLAST HIM! MISSILE BOMB HIM! SATELLITE LASER BEAM HIM!
November 10th, 2006 - 18:19
i vote for this to be the best mistula story. ever.
LUGOSI’S INTRO PICTURE PWNS!
Lobo can’t possibly get even hotter. right?
Run, little
rabbit,lamb, run…*waits for Magpie and her Mossad assasin skills to save Lugosi*
awesome work again, Joey. and damn, you got me playing the Undertaker theme on loop…
November 15th, 2006 - 16:33
Thanks! Save your votes for Overplay!
November 10th, 2006 - 20:42
ARE YOUR DOLLS ALIVE TELL ME THE TRUTH JOEY!
November 15th, 2006 - 16:39
DO I LOOK LIKE A CORPSE TO YOU?
November 11th, 2006 - 05:20
hi, i would just like to ask if I could use some of your photos to be used to create a free premade web layout? if it’s ok please reply here or email me. I’d like to contact in public but i couldn’t find a contact form.
November 11th, 2006 - 11:15
Kyaaa XD *fangirls all over the place*
This totally amused me more than it should… Lugosi just earned like eighty bazillion cool points.
November 15th, 2006 - 16:41
WHAT? BUT HE LOST!
Girls are so weird.
November 11th, 2006 - 13:21
Lugosi’s Tombstone Piledriver rocks!
I’m quite speechless and awestruck by the action scenes.
November 15th, 2006 - 16:45
He ripped it from the Undertaker.
Thanks for dropping by!
November 11th, 2006 - 20:37
TOMBSTONE ME, LORD LUGOSI!
November 15th, 2006 - 16:47
Hmm, are you into wrestling or S&M?
November 12th, 2006 - 21:35
Come to my apartment room Veri! You’ll be safe there!
(heheh…heheh…heheeeee…)
November 15th, 2006 - 16:48
E-EL! JIE’S BEING A PERV AGAIN!
November 13th, 2006 - 11:59
Well, I’m awful with the commenting as of late, but I AM ENJOYING THE SHOW. >D
I’m afraid I’m now less mobile than pieces of resin. Joey, you are a master of animating the inanimate. *___* ♥
*roots for Lobo AND Lugosi* It’s impossible to pick sides, when you are both so damn impressive. XD Just don’t break each other, please!
November 15th, 2006 - 17:00
Thanks, Molly! It’s really awesome that you still find time to leave us messages. Oh, I need to email you!
November 13th, 2006 - 21:05
Amazing action photography!
Wow! I’ve enjoyed it immensely ! I hope Bella Lugosi is ok….
Thank you Joey !*
November 15th, 2006 - 17:02
Thanks, Mia! Don’t worry, he’s fine. But I can’t say the same for Rey’s arm.
November 26th, 2006 - 01:23
LUGOSI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 2nd, 2008 - 17:41
Lobo….*smiles innocently*
hehehe……………………………
I AM SO GONNA MURDER YOU FOR THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I SWEAR IF YOU HARM A SINGLE STRAND OF HAIR ON LUGOSI’S HEAD, YOU’LL WAKE UP WITHOUT ANY TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[you might reaaaaaalllly lose your top too!!!!]
popo: don’t mess with her. she’s death princess
me: GET OUTTA HERE, POPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
popo: y-y-y-yes m-m-m-m-ma’am