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28Dec/0640

Securing Positions (Part 2)

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Thank you for the opportunity, sir. I’ve waited for this all my life.

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So tell me a little bit more about yourself, Salem Saint Magdalene.

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I came from Israel. I have just recently quit my job, sir.

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And that is …?

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I … was a, uh, headhunter, sir. I, um, put people in … better positions.

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For a recruitment agent, you seem to know a lot about self-defense.

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Well, I … I studied martial arts, sir. As a hobby.

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Which one in particular?

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Krav maga, sir.

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Krav maga! The official martial arts of the Israeli Defense Forces! Impressive. Unfortunately, the job I offer may be a little too mundane for a person of your qualifications.

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I need a private secretary.

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I need someone to answer my fanmail for me.

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Quite boring, really.

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Oh no, sir. I think …

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… it is a very interesting job.

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And I assure you, sir, I am fast and thorough and I will leave no mail unanswered.

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Good. In that case, you’re hired.

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Thank you, sir. May I … ask something of you, if you … don’t mind?

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Anything at all.

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May I ask for …

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Your autograph?


Salem Saint Magdalene’s best outfit, her beautiful black gown, is a gift from Sam. Lugosi’s chair is crafted from paper by the awesome Tita Jane. Much thanks to both of you!

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Bella Lugosi’s heart and soul belongs to Mistula, the Philippines’ first virtual band.

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  1. Woha, Lugosi is hot. But I want Unoooo! Is he dead or what? ;__; Wake up Uno!!!

    Haha, your autograph. ^^ That’s cute, I like.. wasn’t expecting that.

  2. And here I was thinking she was going to ask for something else. *cough* Bad eL, bad-bad. XD

  3. Hee hee, Mag’s dress seems to have slipped off in the last few shots … XD

  4. Put some pants on, Bella! Jeez.

  5. Maybe it’s too hot for the black gown…? XD

    Lugosi sir! I love you! But I love Uno too!

  6. Lord Lugosi, you are excruciatingly sexy. Mayhap you need a personal slave as well?

  7. Shoot, I’d answer Lugosi’s fanmail anytime XD.

    Magpie is lovely like always~

    • Shoot, I’d answer Lugosi’s fanmail anytime

      Not if you’ve seen some of it, Nadia.

      … Well, not that I’ve seen all of it but sometimes, you know, he leaves the computer open and I close it to, um, save electricity and stuff and by accident, I get a glimpse of fanmail with photos of naked women. Uh-huh.

  8. … Do those pants COUNT as pants? (they look like leather boxer-briefs to me lol) .. And did Magpie flip her dress top open when agreeing to Lugosi’s job offer? O.O
    Cute that she asks for his autograph, considering how ‘inviting’ he looks XD

  9. I love Lugosi’s leather panties; they’re very appealing. I also like that Magpie was staring at them. She’s not the only one….

  10. Beautiful lighting and shadows in this one, works for the mood of more ment then said quite well.

  11. *Chortles* I love the ending. What tease that Mr Lugosi is! ;) A gorgeous segment to this fascinating story.

  12. What a cute ending ^-^
    After seeing how her eyes wandered over his body I expected something naughty XD

  13. I love the irony of which photo goes along with “Quite boring, really.” XD Oh, indeed…? The shadows in that one are lovely, not-so-incidentally.

    Ah, Magpie, my heart beats for you! *_* She looks so pearly in that third-to-last photo. And now I really, really want to know why she has such fanatical devotion to Lugosi… apart from the whole hot bod thing. *cough*

  14. Lol, “May I ask for… Your autograph?” XD Too cute! I was wondering when she was going to ask. ^^

    Uno…? Nevermind. =_=;;

  15. What the hell does that mean? to attainable. Im srry but im with uno…sorry bella .

    • I do prefer a man of mystery over someone who is too … shall I say, mainstream. You should be glad you prefer Sir Uno. He loves easily and will never break your heart. I could only wish Lord Lugosi is as unchallenging.

  16. Love the:
    1) “… it is a very interesting job.” pic @g@ very interesting indeed.
    2) Magpie’ falling dress

    When she asked for his autograph, the first thing that popped in my mind was their very very intimate moment, as seen in Veri’s LJ ^^;;;

    • I really am starting to have second thoughts about you, Kishi. :shock:

      And your private meeting with him is forthcoming. I hope your clothes don’t fall as well.

  17. more about lugosi please!!!!!

  18. hhhmmm… is she looking at the place where i think she is looking…?

    I think Sir Lugosi is impressed with her and seemed eager to do anything as a favor for the beautiful lady in black….

    hhhmmm…*continues contemplating*

  19. I think i’m seriously falling for Sir Lugosi now..*swoons* :D


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