Securing Positions (Part 2)

Thank you for the opportunity, sir. I’ve waited for this all my life.

So tell me a little bit more about yourself, Salem Saint Magdalene.

I came from Israel. I have just recently quit my job, sir.

And that is …?

I … was a, uh, headhunter, sir. I, um, put people in … better positions.

For a recruitment agent, you seem to know a lot about self-defense.

Well, I … I studied martial arts, sir. As a hobby.

Which one in particular?

Krav maga, sir.

Krav maga! The official martial arts of the Israeli Defense Forces! Impressive. Unfortunately, the job I offer may be a little too mundane for a person of your qualifications.

I need a private secretary.


I need someone to answer my fanmail for me.

Quite boring, really.

Oh no, sir. I think …

… it is a very interesting job.

And I assure you, sir, I am fast and thorough and I will leave no mail unanswered.

Good. In that case, you’re hired.

Thank you, sir. May I … ask something of you, if you … don’t mind?

Anything at all.

May I ask for …

Your autograph?
Salem Saint Magdalene’s best outfit, her beautiful black gown, is a gift from Sam. Lugosi’s chair is crafted from paper by the awesome Tita Jane. Much thanks to both of you!

Bella Lugosi’s heart and soul belongs to Mistula, the Philippines’ first virtual band.
December 28th, 2006 - 21:28
Woha, Lugosi is hot. But I want Unoooo! Is he dead or what? ;__; Wake up Uno!!!
Haha, your autograph. ^^ That’s cute, I like.. wasn’t expecting that.
December 31st, 2006 - 01:19
Lugosi is hot and that girl is dead. Uno, however, is not dead. He’s simply … avoiding responsibility.
December 28th, 2006 - 21:33
And here I was thinking she was going to ask for something else. *cough* Bad eL, bad-bad. XD
December 31st, 2006 - 01:22
Like money? Lugosi doesn’t have any.
December 31st, 2006 - 01:33
But I wasn’t referring to–*coughs* why yes, Baby Veri, I was thinking about her asking for a high salary. *pats head*
December 31st, 2006 - 01:41
What is there to ask for besides money! It’s all that matters now! Money conquers all!
December 28th, 2006 - 22:34
Hee hee, Mag’s dress seems to have slipped off in the last few shots … XD
December 31st, 2006 - 01:23
NOT BY ACCIDENT, I’M SURE.
December 28th, 2006 - 22:58
Put some pants on, Bella! Jeez.
December 29th, 2006 - 01:03
On the contrary, TAKE IT ALL OFF, BELLA!
December 31st, 2006 - 01:26
Girls, girls! Make up your minds!
December 28th, 2006 - 23:01
Maybe it’s too hot for the black gown…? XD
Lugosi sir! I love you! But I love Uno too!
December 31st, 2006 - 01:28
Wow, a lot of girls sure can’t make up their minds today.
December 29th, 2006 - 01:08
Lord Lugosi, you are excruciatingly sexy. Mayhap you need a personal slave as well?
December 31st, 2006 - 01:34
Lady Morrigan, I know you have higher heels and a propensity for torture but I am not about to concede to you. Lugosi is mine.
December 29th, 2006 - 08:54
Shoot, I’d answer Lugosi’s fanmail anytime XD.
Magpie is lovely like always~
December 31st, 2006 - 01:51
Shoot, I’d answer Lugosi’s fanmail anytime
Not if you’ve seen some of it, Nadia.
… Well, not that I’ve seen all of it but sometimes, you know, he leaves the computer open and I close it to, um, save electricity and stuff and by accident, I get a glimpse of fanmail with photos of naked women. Uh-huh.
December 29th, 2006 - 12:22
… Do those pants COUNT as pants? (they look like leather boxer-briefs to me lol) .. And did Magpie flip her dress top open when agreeing to Lugosi’s job offer? O.O
Cute that she asks for his autograph, considering how ‘inviting’ he looks XD
December 31st, 2006 - 01:53
I think they’re called hot pants. Or pants made hot. You get the drift.
That girl is an idiot. Bleh.
December 29th, 2006 - 13:36
I love Lugosi’s leather panties; they’re very appealing. I also like that Magpie was staring at them. She’s not the only one….
December 29th, 2006 - 16:05
“Lugosi’s leather panties” HAHAHAHA!!! I’m sorry, but that phrase seriously made my day. XDD
December 31st, 2006 - 02:14
I should really confiscate those panties, er, pants.
December 29th, 2006 - 14:12
Beautiful lighting and shadows in this one, works for the mood of more ment then said quite well.
January 1st, 2007 - 21:26
Thank you so much! Amazing what a well-placed desktop lamp can do!
December 29th, 2006 - 16:51
*Chortles* I love the ending. What tease that Mr Lugosi is!
A gorgeous segment to this fascinating story.
December 31st, 2006 - 02:16
Thank you, Suzuka! I really appreciate your comments.
December 30th, 2006 - 05:31
What a cute ending ^-^
After seeing how her eyes wandered over his body I expected something naughty XD
December 31st, 2006 - 02:18
SHE CAN LOOK BUT SHE CAN’T TOUCH.
December 30th, 2006 - 13:45
I love the irony of which photo goes along with “Quite boring, really.” XD Oh, indeed…? The shadows in that one are lovely, not-so-incidentally.
Ah, Magpie, my heart beats for you! *_* She looks so pearly in that third-to-last photo. And now I really, really want to know why she has such fanatical devotion to Lugosi… apart from the whole hot bod thing. *cough*
December 31st, 2006 - 02:21
And now I really, really want to know why she has such fanatical devotion to Lugosi.
She’s crazy, that’s all. War does that to you.
December 30th, 2006 - 15:05
Lol, “May I ask for… Your autograph?” XD Too cute! I was wondering when she was going to ask. ^^
Uno…? Nevermind. =_=;;
December 31st, 2006 - 02:24
Uno does not appeal to me. He is too … attainable.
January 2nd, 2007 - 01:22
XD Thought you would say something like that Magpie.
Actually, I was gonna ask Uno-kun something, but I forgot what it was just now. ^^;; Silly me.
January 1st, 2007 - 06:41
What the hell does that mean? to attainable. Im srry but im with uno…sorry bella .
January 1st, 2007 - 21:21
I do prefer a man of mystery over someone who is too … shall I say, mainstream. You should be glad you prefer Sir Uno. He loves easily and will never break your heart. I could only wish Lord Lugosi is as unchallenging.
January 1st, 2007 - 06:54
Love the:
1) “… it is a very interesting job.” pic @g@ very interesting indeed.
2) Magpie’ falling dress
When she asked for his autograph, the first thing that popped in my mind was their very very intimate moment, as seen in Veri’s LJ ^^;;;
January 1st, 2007 - 21:23
I really am starting to have second thoughts about you, Kishi.
And your private meeting with him is forthcoming. I hope your clothes don’t fall as well.
February 16th, 2007 - 22:36
more about lugosi please!!!!!
April 19th, 2007 - 23:03
hhhmmm… is she looking at the place where i think she is looking…?
I think Sir Lugosi is impressed with her and seemed eager to do anything as a favor for the beautiful lady in black….
hhhmmm…*continues contemplating*
October 31st, 2007 - 21:50
I think i’m seriously falling for Sir Lugosi now..*swoons*