24Jan/0762
Demons and Angels
Hey, you caught me in a coma,
and I don’t think I wanna
ever come back to this world again.
- Guns N’ Roses

Uno? UNO! Is he dead?

His heart beats faintly.

He seems very far away.

MENTOR! COME BACK!

I don’t think he wants to come back. I wonder where he really is?

Mentor! I’m the one supposed to leave, not you! Wake up! UNO!

UNO!

Uno.

Huh, what? Where the hell am I?

Hush, you’re safe.

There’s no need to worry.

We’ll take care of you.

No one will harm you here.

From now on, there will no longer be any pain, only pleasure.

THIS IS HEAVEN!
To be continued.
Skye and the angel Dominique (Unoa Lusis) were sent to the Philippines by the benevolent Mommy Amy.
January 24th, 2007 - 03:29
OMG UNO WAKE UP! Don’t let the succubi keep you in their dream world forever~~~ D:
(are you sure of those fair ladies deserve to be wearing ANGEL wings?)
Joey, you never cease to surprise and amaze! XD ♥ I cannot wait to see how they wake him up! *___*
January 24th, 2007 - 18:29
And I surprise myself by amazing you! Waah, thanks, Molly! And so glad to see you here again! *hugs*
Hey, any sign of a parcel from the Philippines?
January 24th, 2007 - 23:27
I will be around to comment far more often now that I’m back to wasting time at school. XD *hugs*
There wasn’t anything when I left yesterday, but I’m having my mom keep an eye out for it. X3~~~
January 25th, 2007 - 00:59
And the mum informs me it came today! I still can’t believe you sent me something, I am UNWORTHY!
January 25th, 2007 - 02:25
Eep, I hope you like the silly things inside! (^^;
January 24th, 2007 - 03:57
damn i wish i were dead.
January 24th, 2007 - 18:33
How do you want to die? I have 100 suggestions.
January 24th, 2007 - 03:57
…
Joey you are EVIL. LOL OMG Noooo Miss Veritas, use the water attack now! XD
January 24th, 2007 - 18:35
ALRIGHT!
… But wait! Uno could be dreaming about me. *____*
January 25th, 2007 - 09:47
Probably but hey what could possibly be better than the real thing?
January 24th, 2007 - 04:17
Those pretty devils will kick Freddy Krueger’s ass anytime. I dearly hope Uno gets out of his
wetsweet dream.January 24th, 2007 - 18:40
Freddy vs. Chucky?
January 24th, 2007 - 08:13
Uno…..
LOL. XD
January 24th, 2007 - 08:44
….so -that’s- why Uno won’t wake up XD
January 24th, 2007 - 19:02
Huh? WHY? Is there something I don’t know?
January 27th, 2007 - 02:56
Hahahahahaa~ Perhaps you’ll understand when you’re older?
January 24th, 2007 - 10:19
Heaven, indeed XDDD
err, I mean … Uno, you wake up right this minute!
January 24th, 2007 - 19:04
Should we resort to drastic methods? Like electrocution?
January 24th, 2007 - 10:24
I love it, I love it, I looove it XD
January 24th, 2007 - 19:05
Hurray for Niwee approval! X3
January 24th, 2007 - 10:34
Beautiful ,beautiful ,beautiful heaven !*!**!* ~*~**~*~~
January 24th, 2007 - 19:06
Mia approval! Huzzah! X3
January 24th, 2007 - 11:49
Joey is an bottomless reservoir of amazing ideas. *__* And OH MY GOD, how nice to see Uno awake again, even if he’s in heaven with shady angels. *hugs Uno’s soul*
January 24th, 2007 - 19:09
I WISH I were a bottomless reservoir of amazing ideas! I seem to find none when I particularly need them most. It’s the most tragic thing.
January 24th, 2007 - 11:57
Uno – have you forgotten your friends? We need you back, buddy! ;__;
January 24th, 2007 - 19:10
He’s forgotten me! He is so irresponsible!
January 24th, 2007 - 11:59
Wake up, man. I know it must be one darn good dream you’re having, but you gotta help me here. Jay’s got one heck of a voice box I tell you.
January 24th, 2007 - 19:12
Then you don’t want to be near Mistula, man. They can be very loud.
January 24th, 2007 - 12:17
I have to say that I was caught between :OOO and cracking up at the first sight of angelic-Veritas, but did not hesitate to crack up afterwards. XD Uno has… a harem?
January 24th, 2007 - 19:15
While Uno has always been surrounded by women, he still dreams of having a harem. Boys are strange creatures.
January 24th, 2007 - 13:19
I am pleased.
January 24th, 2007 - 13:25
Well no wonder he doesn’t want to wake up. XD
January 24th, 2007 - 19:44
Mom and Dad! Er, eL and Shiro! When’s our next family bonding?
January 25th, 2007 - 21:18
Feel free to drop by anytime, Baby Veri. X3
January 24th, 2007 - 18:33
LOL, no wonder Uno won’t wake up XD Though for the ladies… Devil horns and tails might be more suitable ^^~ … How on earth is Uno going to see Veritas and Magpie the same way again?? I mean, MANX, well, he’s used to seeing her run around naked and sexually harassing people, and Dom, well, she’s not going to haunt him forever (I think) XD
But MAGPIE and VERITAS… LOL
January 25th, 2007 - 18:20
This is Uno’s heaven, after all. Anything is possible – even a Veritas with golden curls.
January 25th, 2007 - 18:40
Still, any and all dreams like that during a comatose state can end in only one thing: Disaster >D Sometimes nightmares and sometimes just someone chucking ice water down your pants~
And since we KNOW that Manx and Veritas are definite demons, and Magpie was a headhunter, things can only end in tears (and screams) XD Ever watched Tomcats? The part with the redheaded librarian?
No woman can be that sweet
January 25th, 2007 - 18:57
I haven’t seen Tomcats! I will look for the pirated DVD. Oops.
January 25th, 2007 - 19:01
Hey, I have always been an angel. People just choose to misinterpret my actions and overlook my good deeds. However, I can’t say the same for Manx.
January 24th, 2007 - 19:07
What will it take for me to go to this heaven? I’m willing to try anything.
January 25th, 2007 - 18:29
Hmm, Uno got there by getting knocked out by a werewolf. So you may want to start looking for a werewolf now.
January 24th, 2007 - 19:38
Uno! Come back! Don’t leave us here for those ladies in heaven (although they look too sexy to be missed, hmm)
January 25th, 2007 - 18:36
So I gave him visions of angels? Bloody hell. I should’ve knocked myself out.
January 24th, 2007 - 20:28
Pervert D:
January 24th, 2007 - 21:20
This is not perverted, this is perfect.
January 24th, 2007 - 22:12
Uno is a pervert. I miss him, and look what he’s doing. I’m dissapointed.
January 25th, 2007 - 02:32
he’s dreaming of women, what’s so perverted about that? that’s the most normal thing in the world. i’d be disturbed if he’s dreaming of making out with men.
January 25th, 2007 - 02:40
COTY SHUSH.
Hanna, I’m sorry, honey. Blame rock n’ roll. It brings out the evil in men. *Points to Coty* When Uno wakes up, you can give him hell.
January 25th, 2007 - 18:27
Sigh, boys will be boys. Don’t worry, Hanna, this may be a side effect of being whacked out by Lobo. I’m sure when Uno wakes up he’ll be back to normal.
… Right?
January 24th, 2007 - 20:46
Oh… wow. Schweet
January 24th, 2007 - 20:49
And my comment got cut off. XP Anyhoo: Jie would love to take Uno’s place, I bet.
And I wonder where Magpie went during the last shot. X3
January 25th, 2007 - 18:33
I’m sure Jie has his own version of heaven, Feliz. Oh, and soon you’ll find out where Magpie went.
January 25th, 2007 - 19:39
Nonono. This version of heaven is already fine, thanks. Minus the little kid, of course.
January 26th, 2007 - 02:01
Dominique? She is not a little kid. Not with that chest. She’s a – uh, vertically-challenged young woman.
January 25th, 2007 - 00:40
Are my eyes decieving me or Manx looks innocent in those pictures, and to think she completely nekkid. @_@ *rubs eyes*
January 25th, 2007 - 18:39
AHOY VERCHIEL! You’re not so innocent yourself, staring at pictures of naked women! Get back to work!
January 25th, 2007 - 03:42
no wonder Uno’s not waking up. he’s having fantasies (fine, dreams) of the ladies he’s currently with! *lmao* dream away Uno. you won’t see them live like that. maybe except for Manx…:P
January 25th, 2007 - 18:42
Hey, I’m a liberated woman. Besides, it’s too hot in the Philippines!
January 25th, 2007 - 17:55
Don’t wake up Uno! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T. WAKE. UP!!!!
January 25th, 2007 - 18:44
You never fail us, Jie, never.
January 27th, 2007 - 16:28
Oh no, so many gorgeous naked angels, he will never come back ^^;;
I really love the last picture, its just gorgeous
January 29th, 2007 - 17:43
Thank you so much, Claudia. I’m glad you enjoyed the show.