The Absent Mentor

Mentor?


I got gifts from Monito Manika!

Look, you got a gift, too! And you didn’t even come! Shame on you.

This one’s from Bernadette. She said she misses you lots.

Are you excited to see what she got for you?


Well, I am! Let’s see what’s inside!

A Santa hat for Joey, haha, it’s not for you after all!

A belt! This’ll keep your pants on.

And oooooh, look, a pendant fit for a Mistula frontman! Neat, huh?


What, you’re giving it to me? Thank you, Mentor!

Mentor? Hey.

Wake up. I need to talk to you.

I’m leaving soon.

You’ve taught me a lot of things and I want to thank you.

I know there’s still so much for me to learn.

We still got time for one last lesson before I fly back to the US with Mommy Amy.

Didn’t you say “Skye, life is short so get off your ass and do something worthwhile for cripessakes?” Shouldn’t you practice what you preach?

Please wake up.

Don’t quit on me like this, Mentor …

Pft. I guess dramatics won’t wake him up. Heck, it always worked in the movies!

Mentor, you leave me no choice. It’s time for some action.
To be continued.
Skye has changed a lot since Mommy Amy sent him to the Philippines to be Uno’s apprentice. Joey’s new face job helped a bit, but it was mostly Uno’s guidance that gave him maturity and self-confidence. (Or so Uno thinks.)

Uno would like to thank Bernadette for his birthday and Christmas gifts. Uno’s favorite teddy bear is from Jenny. The rest of the stuffed toys are hand-me-downs from Joey, who receives them regularly from the Bahtman.
January 17th, 2007 - 03:58
The stories here are always so amazing and have a really unique twist. Always looking forward to the next chapter!
January 17th, 2007 - 18:16
Thank you for visiting Uno’s blog, Seiko! I’m glad you enjoy the stories!
January 17th, 2007 - 09:54
Skye is too adorable.
Uno, why don’t you wake up? T_T
January 17th, 2007 - 18:17
We are missing his opinions, too. Sigh.
January 17th, 2007 - 10:47
*dies*
That’s sad and cute at the same time T_T Wake up soon, Uno, our we’ll all eventually became dramatic and sappy!
…and when did Uno get so many cute stuffed toys? X3 Veritas’ doing?
I keep looking at Sky’s little friend there and somehow can’t help but think that he(?) looks vaguely like Uno X_X
January 17th, 2007 - 18:22
No singing of emo songs please! This is Mistula territory!
I put those stuffed toys there so his room doesn’t look so funereal. Uno’s a dead sheep.
January 17th, 2007 - 17:13
Oooh, I’m lovin’ Skye’s new face! Joey, is there anything you aren’t good at? (=___=) Leave some skillz to the rest of us!
January 17th, 2007 - 18:25
I’m not good at Math and I can’t ride a bike, for starters. Also, I can’t Frontside 180 Powerslide like you, Janni.
January 17th, 2007 - 18:27
Gah, but I’m sure if you had time to skate, you’ll be kicking my ass, too!
January 17th, 2007 - 18:38
Oh, Skye. You are truly adorable. Especially when you look like you’re Uno’s… cute little son.
SQUEEE.
January 17th, 2007 - 19:13
January 17th, 2007 - 20:01
Skye looked a bit more mature
>> Pft. I guess dramatics won’t wake him up. Heck, it always worked in the movies!
**lol**
But Uno, do please wake up
January 18th, 2007 - 16:04
Uno said I look wiser now, thanks to his teachings. I think Joey’s new face-up job also has a lot to do with it.
I won’t leave the country until he’s awake, don’t worry.
January 17th, 2007 - 23:47
Ooooh my, action! But so cuute..
January 18th, 2007 - 16:08
Thanks!
January 18th, 2007 - 11:20
I’d bribe Uno with a trip to UNO’s Chicago Grille if it weren’t for the fact that you guys live half way across the world from me. Would sweets work, or the standard back massage? He must be getting a really bad crick for staying in bed for so long.
Oi, oi! Listen to Skye – he certainly makes a GREAT point. O_o;; Just hope his methods of waking you up won’t be what I have in mind…
January 18th, 2007 - 16:11
Veritas tried bribing him, to no avail. He also gets regular back massage from his horde of groupies so that won’t do either. Good thing he’s made of tougher material or he’d be having bed sores.
I will make sure he wakes up, hell or bucket of cold water.
January 19th, 2007 - 05:55
Tsk, tsk, tsk. So conniving for one so young. It’s okay – it’s where we all start. XD
Or… what if Manx or Veri smooched him in his coma? Knowing Manx, she’s the perfect one for the job (i.e. Dragan’s bed monster incident.)
Lol.
January 18th, 2007 - 17:00
T_T Please wake up, Uno-san! You’re making Veritas and your
sonapprentice wait!^_^ Skye is SO CUTE.
January 23rd, 2007 - 03:19
Jesus Jones. Now Uno has a son. Popped outta him like a gremlin, most probably.
January 18th, 2007 - 18:13
lol, “Mentor, you leave me no choice. It’s time for some action.”
Dun-dun-duuuuh
… I suggest wafting hot dog smells towards him. Smelling food managed to make me wake up faster in the recovery room after surgery before! XD
January 23rd, 2007 - 03:20
But he only responds to the smell of Nasi Goreng! And we only have not-so-authentic Nasi Goreng here.
January 18th, 2007 - 23:29
*looks up from an endless array of Math books, Science books… and her multiple copies of a screenplay for a five-minute film*
Uuuuuuuuunoooooooo~ waaaaaaake uuuuuuuup~ *tries to poke him with her Math book*
@_@ I think I’ll agree with kurimja on this. *goes to fry hotdogs in the dorm as she tries to make sense of linear programming* If not, I have a sound clip of my production team screaming the countdown for our film @w@ *gets whapped by Ichigo*
ICHIGO: Excuse her. She’s been very, very sabaw from four straight days of filming, research work and academic murder. But, we really hope Uno wakes soon… I’m starting to get real worried
January 23rd, 2007 - 03:23
Enjoy it while you can, Krishna. You have yet to know real stress.
January 19th, 2007 - 05:49
ah..wake up Uno. don’t be such a sleeping beauty. it’s already 2007 so wake up already. *whspers* you missed the *Veritas* fireworks.
Skye’s so cute! XD *tries hard on restraining myself from adding another one on my list X3*
January 23rd, 2007 - 03:25
… What sort of list are you adding Skye to? A dollnapping list? Don’t even bother. We’ve already kidnapped him!
January 19th, 2007 - 09:00
C’mon Uno, wake up! Everyone’s gonna take all your presents if you’re not quick!
Besides pleading, sharp pointy objects are best for waking up sleepyheads, Skye! Maybe you could even get Lobo to hit him again and it’ll reverse the effect…>>
(Threats are also good for getting people into motion. Uno, we really do love you. XD ♥ )
Skye, we’ll miss seeing you and all your advertising training exploits! T_T! Good luck with Uno, we’re counting on you!
January 23rd, 2007 - 03:27
I’ll do my best! Push comes to shove, I’ll take your suggestion and have Lobo hit him again! I’m just a little scared of Lobo, though, because he might try to hit ME.
February 12th, 2007 - 21:43
Yeah, Uno! Wake up alreadyyy~yyyyy….
Skye, the pendant looks good on you. XP (I think I got the measurements of the bigger ones wrong again… Oops… @_@)