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Firewall

Lugosi, you dumbass.

I have news from the holy fucking Mossad. Heard of Salem Saint Magdalene, Special Ops, responsible for â€“ shit, 22 assassinations?

Would you like to be the 23rd?

I can also add your pretty boyfriend on that list â€“ depending on how loud you squeal.

If you think you can threaten me that easily, Mossad Special Agent Saint Magdalene, then you’re making a fucking big mistake.

I make no fucking big mistake, Shikai Hitasura. I know how fatal one mistake can be.

Want me to prove it?

Don’t act so tough, little girl. The web is in my head. I only need to blink to give the Mossad your exact location so they can come and take you away from your Lord Lugosi.

Your arrogance will be your death, hacker.

If you think you can control the Internet, I can pull your plug just as easily.

Or maybe I should kill your beloved Jiko first, since you left him so carelessly?

What good is there in telling Bella Lugosi I’m from the Mossad? To prove that you’re the best hacker in the world?

Nah. Everybody knows I’m the best. I just don’t like girls.

So you barged in a house full of girls thinking you’d be welcome? The best hacker knows when not to press enter.

Abort, Shikai Hitasura.

Or I will delete your loved ones. Mark my words.

Hevenu shalom alehem.

Magpie’s association to the Mossad is purely fictional. The dagger Yapi gave her, however, is real and really sharp, and she did attempt to stab Shikai a few times during his stay here.

Leigh Bader’s Shikai Hitasura is here for the Shikai World Tour. He might not come back ever again.

Lugosi’s little pet, Magpie, is currently on top of the official Mistula fanclub, Black Rosary. Her secret remains safe.

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Filed under: Magpie, Shikai World Tour Leave a comment

Jun
May 24th, 2007 - 03:19

Kol hakavod Magpie! Tar’i lo me’efo mashtin hadag! D:
(I love Magpie. Fictional associations to secret agencies are the best)

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Jun
May 24th, 2007 - 03:21

Go Magpie! Tar’i lo me’efo mashtin hadag!

Magpie
May 27th, 2007 - 04:05

Toda raba. Be’ahavat Yisrael!

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Mathilde
May 24th, 2007 - 03:28

Magpie, you got me at “22 assassinations”. I’m now officially your fan.

Mathilde
May 24th, 2007 - 03:30

Aw, comment got cut!

I love all the photos very much, but the last one is my favorite. May I have your permission to use it as a desktop wallpaper?

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- Magpie
  May 27th, 2007 - 04:07
  
  It’s my pleasure to guard your files, Lady Mathilde.
  
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rin
May 24th, 2007 - 03:48

OMG MAGPIE YOU RULE THE WORLD *_____*

Magpie
May 27th, 2007 - 04:10

I always thought Sir Lugosi did, Rin.

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Claudia
May 24th, 2007 - 04:00

The photos are wonderful, especially the last one
Mapie is really an awsome women

Magpie
May 27th, 2007 - 04:14

What an honour to hear that from you, Miss Claudia. Thank you very, very much.

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Leigh
May 24th, 2007 - 04:40

So THAT’S how Shikai got that little nick in his forhead! 9either that or it was from Sei.) XD

Joey
May 27th, 2007 - 04:16

HE GOT NICKED ON HIS FOREHEAD?

I was sure I thwarted all of Magpie’s murder attempts! I wonder where that came from? Can you please take a picture?

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Krishna
May 24th, 2007 - 12:17

My love for Magpie has doubled! @w@ Salem Saint Magdalene, you’re divine!

Magpie
May 27th, 2007 - 04:21

Thank you very much, Lady Krishna. But don’t you think such an adjective is more befitting of Sir Lugosi?

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- Krishna
  May 28th, 2007 - 00:40
  
  Then I shall call you both divine!
  
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Lauren
May 24th, 2007 - 12:23

i love you, magpie. *_*

Magpie
May 27th, 2007 - 04:23

Love and peace, Lady Lauren.

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Z!chan
May 24th, 2007 - 15:05

Love *A*

Magpie
May 27th, 2007 - 04:24

Same to you, Lady Z.

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Gwendolyn
May 24th, 2007 - 15:20

Dear Magpie… you are getting more & more lovable every minute!~

Uno
May 27th, 2007 - 04:28

A lovable assassin? What is the world coming to these days?

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Argamonde
May 24th, 2007 - 16:50

the photos are yummy!!
the last one is the best one…
i love you shikai… though you don’t like girls…. X(

Joey
May 27th, 2007 - 04:29

Thank you!

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Tin
May 24th, 2007 - 21:04

The last pic can be used as a poster for a doll horror flick. Hehehe.

Magpie is love. (~_~)

Joey
May 27th, 2007 - 04:34

She needs to be sent to the UK so she can horrify the hackers who have been getting in the way of Mistula’s rise to the number 1 spot.

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- Tin
  May 27th, 2007 - 17:26
  
  Don’t worry, we all know who the real Numero Uno is. Mistula reached the no.1 spot before, it can do it again fair and square. Makakarma din ang Tarka. Makikita natin.
  
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FlowerHanna
May 25th, 2007 - 05:09

Magpie is so cool. OvO But you.. ehm.. shouldn’t kill. xD

And hey, I miss Uno. Is this your blog or what? ;__;

FlowerHanna
May 25th, 2007 - 05:10

And, have you chosen the winners for the competition?

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- Uno
  May 27th, 2007 - 04:39
  
  We’re sending emails to the winners next week.
  
  Aw, don’t miss me. I’m always in the archives!
  
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soul
May 25th, 2007 - 19:05

i hope my Uno is not deleted by the hands of Lugosi’s pet…
ohhh.. …. ..S C A R Y! !!!! O____+

Magpie
May 27th, 2007 - 04:41

There is no reason for me to delete Sir Uno. Mistula needs him.

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- soul
  May 29th, 2007 - 18:51
  
  Magpie cares for Uno too?!!!
  thank u! thank u! thank u Magpie!
  i really appreciated your comment ^^
  YOU REALLY ARE THE BEST PROTECTOR ,NOT JUST FOR LUGOSI BUT FOR THE rest of the BAND MISTULA!!! (im touch** )
  
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