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12May/0746

Lugosi 2:2 The Fall of Man

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I wish I can stay here with you forever, Sir Lugosi.

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Hey, if you guys are going to do it, just do it, okay? I can’t stand all this nature! It’s too fucking green!

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Sir Lugosi, can you please send this obnoxious American away? He is ruining the landscape.

Magpie, the Philippines is known for its hospitable people. We must not be rude to tourists.

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Your lord has spoken, Israelite. OBEY.

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God, I don’t know what’s worse, being at home with Quay or being here with these freaks who get off by staring at each other for hours. It’s too fucking Asian!

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Jiko, if you were here, it won’t be as bad.

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Sir, he’s not looking. I can break his neck and throw his body in the swamp. No one will ever know.

You’re not an assassin, Magpie. Besides, Hollywood is already giving the third world a bad image with movies like Turistas; don’t make it any worse.

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OUCH! THERE ARE HUGE-ASS MOSQUITOES HERE! IF I GET MALARIA, YOU’RE DEAD!

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If he accidentally falls into the swamp and drowns, that isn’t a crime, right?

I don’t think so, Sir. Shall I nudge him a little?

NO TO INTERNET THEFT


To be continued.


Mistula would like to thank Mr. Jojo Ballo for allowing us to take these photos inside the Pinto Gallery.

Lugosi’s outfit, The Parting of the Red Sea, is a Mistula original design made especially for him by Mae and Djinn of Tangled Web.

Magpie’s favorite gown is a gift from our dear friend, Sam. Thank you, Sam!

Leigh Bader’s Shikai Hitasura is in Lugosi’s private Philippine paradise for the Shikai World Tour.

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  1. The contrast between dramatic photography and comic dialogue here is fantastic! You are the queen of delightful wit, Joey! Stunning photography, too! I was so amused to see that mossy statue staring at the water right after Lugosi and Magpie’s murder plot.

    And Magpie, I love you, girl. Now I don’t feel so bad seeing you cozy up with Lugosi like that.

  2. Oh my god. That must be the most beautiful doll I’ve ever laid my eyes on.

  3. HAHAHAHA! Oh Shikai, you’re such a city kid. Man! I mean man! X333

  4. Magpie’s lines are really classic lmao.

  5. magpie’s so…nice and calm >.

  6. The 5th photo is to die for!

    …and the 7th! *squee* XD

  7. Magpie, you and your murder plots make me love you more and more XD

  8. I love this. xD

  9. My, my! It looks like Magpie’s itching to practice her former profession again. Shikai better watch out.

  10. what a thought lady magpie :D

  11. Lugosi’s dress = WHOA

    I find it so awesome that Magpie looks like the statue of Mary up there, down to her wistful expression. X3

    Though I’m pretty sure Mary wouldn’t kill a tourist, however bratty he may be. :|

  12. Wow. This is an art gallery? I can’t believe I’m missing all these beautiful places in the Philippines!

    If that is an art gallery, then Lugosi and Magpie certainly look like works of art. Shikai is precious himself, but I think he prefers to be somewhere else. XD

  13. >
    nyahahaha how right you are…

  14. Poor Shikai :P “It’s too Asian!”
    At least Lugosi and Magpie seem to be enjoying themselves, being ‘two freaks who get off by staring at each other for hours’ lol.

  15. *Stares at 5th picture* woooooww~
    Joey, you never fail to amaze me with your beautiful pictures :D
    and Magpie is so precious lolz XD

  16. well done. you make me proud. kill. kill. kill.

    • DEVIL MOM! Thank you for leaving a note. I still can’t believe you approve of all this insanity, ahaha! Then again, I probably inherited the crazy gene from you! :P

  17. ..go Magpie go..hehehe..

  18. Magpie and Lugosi are perfect for each other …don’t cha think??they’re both deep!! ^^

  19. kakaasar naman si Magpie talaga grabeh lumapit kay Lugosi well i just really wonder if lugosi has feelings with her sana WALA!!!!!!!

  20. KAKAASAR KA MAGPIE SOBRAH KA LUMAPIT KAY LUGOSI SELOS AKO DO AHHHH


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