Lugosi 2:2 The Fall of Man

I wish I can stay here with you forever, Sir Lugosi.





Hey, if you guys are going to do it, just do it, okay? I can’t stand all this nature! It’s too fucking green!

Sir Lugosi, can you please send this obnoxious American away? He is ruining the landscape.
Magpie, the Philippines is known for its hospitable people. We must not be rude to tourists.

Your lord has spoken, Israelite. OBEY.

God, I don’t know what’s worse, being at home with Quay or being here with these freaks who get off by staring at each other for hours. It’s too fucking Asian!

Jiko, if you were here, it won’t be as bad.

Sir, he’s not looking. I can break his neck and throw his body in the swamp. No one will ever know.
You’re not an assassin, Magpie. Besides, Hollywood is already giving the third world a bad image with movies like Turistas; don’t make it any worse.

OUCH! THERE ARE HUGE-ASS MOSQUITOES HERE! IF I GET MALARIA, YOU’RE DEAD!

If he accidentally falls into the swamp and drowns, that isn’t a crime, right?
I don’t think so, Sir. Shall I nudge him a little?

To be continued.
Mistula would like to thank Mr. Jojo Ballo for allowing us to take these photos inside the Pinto Gallery.
Lugosi’s outfit, The Parting of the Red Sea, is a Mistula original design made especially for him by Mae and Djinn of Tangled Web.
Magpie’s favorite gown is a gift from our dear friend, Sam. Thank you, Sam!
Leigh Bader’s Shikai Hitasura is in Lugosi’s private Philippine paradise for the Shikai World Tour.
May 12th, 2007 - 04:19
The contrast between dramatic photography and comic dialogue here is fantastic! You are the queen of delightful wit, Joey! Stunning photography, too! I was so amused to see that mossy statue staring at the water right after Lugosi and Magpie’s murder plot.
And Magpie, I love you, girl. Now I don’t feel so bad seeing you cozy up with Lugosi like that.
May 15th, 2007 - 19:31
Stop fluffing my ego, Mathilde! I might believe you!
May 12th, 2007 - 04:27
Oh my god. That must be the most beautiful doll I’ve ever laid my eyes on.
May 15th, 2007 - 19:32
Do you refer to Magpie? Lugosi? Or Shikai? Any which way, thank you very much for dropping a note!
May 17th, 2007 - 01:48
No, thank you! You have a lovely blog. It makes me happy.
I was referring to Magpie. The two boys are beautiful as well, but Magpie is breathtaking.
May 12th, 2007 - 10:55
HAHAHAHA! Oh Shikai, you’re such a city kid. Man! I mean man! X333
May 12th, 2007 - 11:01
Magpie’s lines are really classic lmao.
May 15th, 2007 - 19:34
The gloom girl made you go LMAO – that’s a classic.
May 12th, 2007 - 13:10
magpie’s so…nice and calm >.
May 15th, 2007 - 19:49
Danger lurks in calm waters.
May 12th, 2007 - 14:33
The 5th photo is to die for!
…and the 7th! *squee* XD
May 15th, 2007 - 00:57
Oh, and I’m starting to get addicted to this site.
May 15th, 2007 - 19:57
Am I glad to hear that.
Thanks, Lauren! Please stay addicted!
May 12th, 2007 - 16:07
Magpie, you and your murder plots make me love you more and more XD
May 12th, 2007 - 16:14
Lugosi earns my full respect, though
Much love to him for helping in the protection of the Philippine reputation!
May 12th, 2007 - 16:17
*snickers* But he wins more for his cunning >:)
May 17th, 2007 - 01:46
Thank you, Krishna. If only they can be more than just murder plots. It’s been so long since I murdered – uhurm, YES, EMIKO! SIR LUGOSI IS THE KING OF ALL CUNNING. ALL HAIL SIR LUGOSI! Whew.
May 12th, 2007 - 22:17
I love this. xD
May 17th, 2007 - 01:49
I’m glad you do.
May 13th, 2007 - 12:35
My, my! It looks like Magpie’s itching to practice her former profession again. Shikai better watch out.
May 17th, 2007 - 01:54
HA HA HA. Oh yes, I used to be a headhunter. I’m itching to relocate Shikai to another post. Somewhere flaming hot with a big boss who keeps saying MWA HA HA and kind of looks like this:
May 17th, 2007 - 11:19
Whoa, Magpie…I’m beginning to think you inhaled too much Bible fumes. Or are Lugosi’s pheromones just that strong? Hehehe
May 18th, 2007 - 02:21
Nah. She’s just crazy. Most of Lugosi’s fans are.
May 18th, 2007 - 18:30
takes this test and scores 25%
You’re right.
May 13th, 2007 - 12:59
what a thought lady magpie
May 17th, 2007 - 01:54
May 13th, 2007 - 18:35
Lugosi’s dress = WHOA
I find it so awesome that Magpie looks like the statue of Mary up there, down to her wistful expression. X3
Though I’m pretty sure Mary wouldn’t kill a tourist, however bratty he may be.
May 17th, 2007 - 01:55
Hey, you never know.
May 13th, 2007 - 19:29
Wow. This is an art gallery? I can’t believe I’m missing all these beautiful places in the Philippines!
If that is an art gallery, then Lugosi and Magpie certainly look like works of art. Shikai is precious himself, but I think he prefers to be somewhere else. XD
May 17th, 2007 - 01:58
These photos were taken at the Pinto Gallery in Antipolo. The place is an artwork in itself. You must see it. If you need directions, let me know.
May 17th, 2007 - 23:11
oh, wow. i live in antipolo and i never knew about pinto gallery until you posted this. XD
May 13th, 2007 - 22:19
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nyahahaha how right you are…
May 14th, 2007 - 12:11
Poor Shikai
“It’s too Asian!”
At least Lugosi and Magpie seem to be enjoying themselves, being ‘two freaks who get off by staring at each other for hours’ lol.
May 17th, 2007 - 02:04
This place so reminded me of Bali! Look, isn’t that a bale on the third from the last photo? Sigh, I miss Bali! We really should visit you again soon!
May 17th, 2007 - 23:58
Yes, you should! There are still many hidden paradises we have to visit!
May 18th, 2007 - 02:20
REALLY? Damn. Now I really, really want to go back! I must see a komodo dragon next time!(○`ε´○)
May 18th, 2007 - 17:39
Lol We can go to the reptile park and the zoo then
If I remember right, the zoo had a pretty big-arse komodo dragon >3>
May 14th, 2007 - 23:02
*Stares at 5th picture* woooooww~
Joey, you never fail to amaze me with your beautiful pictures
and Magpie is so precious lolz XD
May 17th, 2007 - 02:05
May 15th, 2007 - 14:09
well done. you make me proud. kill. kill. kill.
May 17th, 2007 - 02:08
DEVIL MOM! Thank you for leaving a note. I still can’t believe you approve of all this insanity, ahaha! Then again, I probably inherited the crazy gene from you!
May 16th, 2007 - 14:17
..go Magpie go..hehehe..
May 17th, 2007 - 02:08
May 25th, 2007 - 18:19
Magpie and Lugosi are perfect for each other …don’t cha think??they’re both deep!! ^^
January 11th, 2008 - 11:56
kakaasar naman si Magpie talaga grabeh lumapit kay Lugosi well i just really wonder if lugosi has feelings with her sana WALA!!!!!!!
January 11th, 2008 - 11:58
KAKAASAR KA MAGPIE SOBRAH KA LUMAPIT KAY LUGOSI SELOS AKO DO AHHHH