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21Jul/0724

Darak!

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This is Derrick, ex-drummer of the underground metal kings Dahong Palay and self-proclaimed leader of Y&R’s Darak, one of the five bands to make it to the grand finals of the 1st Unitel Band Congress.

“Darak” is the Filipino word for rice bran, the common food of pigs. Joey named the band thus because Derrick is meaty. She also suggested that he get a tattoo on his belly of the word “MAYHAM” (Filipino for “with ham”, can also be mistaken for MAYHEM) but Derrick snorted at the idea.

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That is Jay, Darak’s guitarist, the man responsible for the dorkiest band shirts I’ve ever laid my glass eyes on. Remember: Dull blue is best when you’re holding a broom, not an electric guitar.

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Hazel and 3sh, forget Darak and be my groupies. Hot girls like you deserve cool black Mistula shirts.

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  1. Dear Uno:

    This bears no relation to your post whatsoever. That said:

    http://glumbert.com/media/prisonthriller

    What can I do to be reborn in your golden country?

    Yours,
    GMB

  2. I definitely agree with Uno-sama’s last line. *nods* Definitely agree. Now I have an idea on what Uno and Miss Joey’s work place looks like.

  3. I like the shirt that Pretty Lady #2 (on the right) is wearing. Did she customize that herself? I want one like it. xD

    Also: Lookin’ good, Uno. ;)

  4. I was never a fan of blue tees, but hey, the Darak logo has made my day.

    And so has Derrick’s expression in picture number 2 XD Joey, your officemates rock.

  5. *snerks* In that second shot, it looks like Uno’s trying to get away from Jay, and Derrick looks demon possessed. Is THAT where the ghosts from Bali went to? :P
    Sooo, Uno, did you manage to convince the ladies to ditch the rock’n janitor clothes (which for some reason I love – might be the pig head’s expression) and become your faithful groupies? XD

    • Highly plausible theory, Hyaena. Derrick certainly has the girth to guard a Balinese graveyard.

      I got these girls without even saying hello. ;)

  6. LMAO on the 2nd photo! it looked like Uno was going to hook Mr. Derrick’s nose. :P and is that a centipede ring he’s wearing??? correct me if i’m wrong, yung font na ginamit sa Darak ay galing sa font na ginamit ng Iron Maiden?sana parang moss green nalang yung kulay ng shirt *biased*

    and ooh! rock bands aren’t complete without groupies. :D convince them Uno! but yeah..seems like you’ve already owned them. ;)

    • I was going to hook his nose and thought against it. These are expensive fingers after all.

      Derrick said his ring is a spine.

      Yes, that’s the Iron Maiden font. Darak is supposed to be a parody rock band. Derrick’s screen name is Gutommy Lee.

      Dull blue is apparently Y&R’s official color. But it doesn’t mean it has to be the band’s official color, too – or so I think. One of these days, I’m going to speak up, I swear.

  7. *sighs* well, rock stars are supposed to be womanizers anyway. *mildly sulks*

  8. Enjoy Life , Eat Pork!

  9. the blueness of the shirts makes me think of brit boy bands…

    In behalf of the organization, SSB (sama sa Baboy), I’d like to greet Darak: MABUHAY ANG BABOY!!!

  10. awwwww…UNO…..
    hmm…..hope to see you again…..er…..in a more lively way…hehe….


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