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22Aug/0735

Dolphins! Dolphins!

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

If you look harder, there should be a dolphin out there.

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That’s just a plump woman floating, Veritas.

You’re not looking hard enough.

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Do you have high-powered binoculars?

I’ve a better idea. Let’s go shake their fins, Magpie.

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Don’t they have submarines here?

I can unplug this hole. Instant submarine!

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THERE THEY ARE! DOLPHINS! I COME IN PEACE!

Your butt’s in the way, Veritas. Sit down.

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WOW THAT’S ONE TWO THREE – OH MY GOD TWENTY DOLPHINS!

Ho-hum.

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OOOH, THEY WANT TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH YOU, MAGPIE! SAY KRRRRRRRIK-IK-IK!

Zzzzzzz.

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We just hung out with 20 wild dolphins! That sure is the highlight of this trip!

We did?

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You fell asleep?

I had a heatstroke.

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You’re the barnacle on my boat, Magpie.

And what an unhappy barnacle I am to be stuck with you, Veritas.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

I swear next time I’m taking Uno.

Let’s go home. I miss Sir Lugosi.


Veritas and Magpie spent summer in the beautiful island of Bohol, and all we got were miniature shirts with tarsiers. Thanks, you guys.

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  1. Ahahaha XD These two are just not meant to be hanging out buddies. Magpie won me over in this photostory with her idea of making a submarine, lol.

    Great pictures as always, Joey =D

    PS: Your package never came, unfortunately =( Darn these post office!

    • I thought it was Veritas’ idea to make an instant submarine. Oh well, you all rock my boat. Much much love for you and the awesome wild dolphins. Glad to see so many of them out there.

      • That was Veritas saying she can make an instant submarine out of a boat. :)

        Nadia: OH NOOOOO! :( Oh well. I’ll just send you another package.

        Janni: I’m glad to know the dolphins seem to be thriving in the Philippine seas, too. I just hope there are better tourist regulations so they are not threatened like many of our other wild animals. :)

        You guys should come visit us sometime!

  2. I’m going to kidnap the both of you, I swear.

  3. I want to take Magpie home. D:

  4. They should make it a double date next time with Uno and Lugosi XD

    Lovely photos of the beach and the dolphins! ^_^ Gosh I love all your trave photos, Joey! It’s always so relaxing to see them while I’m stuck inside an office all day LOL

    • That’s exactly why I let Uno blog these, too! I’m stuck in the office just like you, and these fool me into thinking I was just at the beach yesterday, heh. :P

      Glad I was able to transport you to the beach! Next time, let’s go there for real. ;)

  5. I love the dolphins!
    I wish I have one on my backyard so magpie and veritas would visit me! (=’_'=)

  6. DOLPHIIIIIIIIIIINS @o@ For once, I’d actually rather go with Veritas instead of my favorite Magpie for this one. XD Veri love! Fun dolphins! XD

  7. I really love this,,, After all the hard exams we had finally pays off… and one way to celebrate my victory as the one who gets the highest grade in algebra two is to check this two HOT AND GORGEOUS ladies set off and befriends the dolphins… hahaha

  8. Whoo! That looks like fun :D The most I’ve seen from a boat is those flying fishes. The ones that jump, flap for a bit, then fall back into the water XD
    *snerk* Magpie’s new official title: “Barnacle on Veritas’s boat.” Veritas, why didn’t you try riding a dolphin? :P

    • Because Joey said saltwater is VERY BAD for resin. She learned that from her badly yellowed G-Shock surfer watch, which she said is made of polyurethane resin. Oh well.

      There are schools of flying fishes, too. Some of them even jump into the boat. Maybe they want to be part of our world. :|

  9. They look like best friends. xD So cute holding hands!

  10. Wow Dolphins…. I’ve only seen a dolphin in ocean adventure but never got close to it… though its worth it…. Have a safe trip!!!

    • Ocean Adventure in Subic? We went there but it was raining so hard! We stayed in the hotel room all day. Boo. :cry:

      Oh, this trip happened last July. Uno is never known for his punctuality.

  11. ahahaha the two of them are a wonderful contrast! XD Veritas sure does understand dolphins!

  12. Dolphins!
    I first saw dolphins when I was about 8 that was a looooong time ago. Now, I wanna go to Bohol too. Then I’ll visit Donsol too to see the whale sharks :)

  13. I never got to see any dolphins when we went to Bohol. D:

    Did you know that the US Navy has been training dolphins to become weapons in the last couple of decades? *random*

    • What is this, WE3? Have you read Grant Morrison’s WE3, Tin? You should! :D

      You have to wake up really early to see the dolphins. They frolic in the morning to fool humans into thinking they’re happy-go-lucky animals. They leave around 11am to draw plans for world domination. That is why I must learn their language! :idea:

      • WE3? o_0 I haven’t read it yet. I just watch the discovery channel to much.

        If dolphins really are that smart, they must have learned our language already. I am sure they will ally with you if you offer such coz you’re both cute. Hehe

  14. wow dolphins!!!
    1 little 2 little 3 little dolphins…. lalaala

  15. OMG! DOLPHINS!!!~~~~
    Much love for dolphins~
    and of the 2 pretty ladies

  16. OMG!!!~~~ Uno is coming!!!! *spazzes*
    I’ll definitely definitely go~~~ XD
    *Dances madly around*


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