War of the Wolves 20: Coup De Main
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PUCKER UP!

Sorry, you’re not my type.

Even though 80% of your visitors say I’m the cutest of the Lycantroops?

If I believed in popular opinion, I wouldn’t be in an indie band.



Avoiding the mainstream?

How underground do you want to be, Uno? I can bury you six feet deep.

SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR CULT FOLLOWING!

Uno, oh no.













Do NOT underestimate me.
To view the past episodes of the War of the Wolves, CLICK:
Prologue: Truth and Myth (A Secret Diary Entry by Veritas)
Episode 1: Night Call
Episode 2: The Lycantroops I
Epidode 2.5: The Lycantroops II
Episode 3: Reflection
Episode 4: Refraction
Episode 5: Little Lamb
Episode 6: Reinforcement
Episode 7: Terranova
Episode 8: Vixen
Episode 9: Banished
Episode 10: Bloody Mary
Episode 11: Fangs and Talons
Episode 12: Full Moon
Episode 13: Brotherhood
Episode 14: Mutiny
Episode 15: Fallen Wolf
Episode 16: The Deadman
Episode 17: R.I.P.
Episode 18: The Lamb Grows Horns
Episode 19: Unlucky Number
The resin punks Weilin, Faolan and Fenris belong to Sam.
September 18th, 2008 - 03:50
UNO, MARRY ME!
September 22nd, 2008 - 20:16
I think Uno’s new hobby is collecting fiancee. Terrific.
October 2nd, 2008 - 01:21
I’m a new fan of Mistula. Great job Uno. Although the wolfie boys are kinda hot too. My affinity both to wolves and to music is tearing me apart.
But what is this? Am I falling for Magpie too?
Veritas,
Just how old are you? If you and Uno…wouldn’t that be statutory….hehehe
October 6th, 2008 - 21:42
Mabuhay! Welcome to weird wild world of Mistula!
I’m 14. There is nothing illegal between me and Uno unless he decides to rape me – a thought that might only happen in fan fiction because we all know that Uno is a righteous man.
… Drat.
September 18th, 2008 - 08:58
UNO!!! XDXDXD Along with your skills in origami, you never cease to amaze me with your….martial arts? Er, did Magpie give you a crash course in Krav Maga or something? I love the last pic by the way: who would have thought that our normally adorkable Uno can look THAT savage when provoked? Better watch out, you Lycan-boys. X3
September 22nd, 2008 - 20:21
Magpie will not waste one precious second on Uno when Lugosi demands her full servitude. His boots alone take several hours to shine.
I think that is Uno’s desperation move. It’s the same rush that enables a person to carry a refrigerator when his house is on fire.
September 18th, 2008 - 10:21
YAY, UNO!!!!! Maybe that kiss gave him some extra umph??
September 22nd, 2008 - 20:39
Manx has always been the force behind Mistula.
September 23rd, 2008 - 18:19
That’s like one of the tag combos in Rival School
September 18th, 2008 - 12:19
wow. i didn’t think uno-sama can be so awesome. *_____*
September 22nd, 2008 - 20:40
Do NOT underestimate the dork.
September 18th, 2008 - 12:35
The cyclone-like noise you’re hearing right now is the sound of me fanning myself while swooning. XP Go Uno, go!!
September 22nd, 2008 - 20:44
Had we known you’re capable of fanning up a cyclone, we would’ve simply asked you to blow the Lycans back to London!
September 18th, 2008 - 12:40
GO Uno!
September 22nd, 2008 - 20:47
We’re right behind you, ready to run if you fail!
September 18th, 2008 - 13:17
Okay, I’m officially in love with you now, Uno.
September 22nd, 2008 - 20:51
Let me guess, you liked Lugosi before?
September 22nd, 2008 - 22:32
How did you know? Yes, I’m from the infamous Army of Darkness.
September 22nd, 2008 - 23:32
Aha! You’re still around! Quite a mysterious lot, the Army of Darkness, leaving us nothing but a trail of broken links!
September 18th, 2008 - 14:16
DDDD=
Uno … I totally fell in love with you all over again.
September 22nd, 2008 - 21:13
I’ll just invite more bad guys so Uno can be provoked into awesomeness every so often.
September 23rd, 2008 - 04:18
X3 Indeed.
September 18th, 2008 - 15:53
Okaeri Uno-sama.
It’s nice to have you back! ^_^
September 22nd, 2008 - 21:18
Okaeri to you, too, Lauren! So nice to see you here! X3
I’ve always wondered if any of my PMs on DoA reached you. Nevertheless, I hope you’re having a jolly good time in Japan!
September 23rd, 2008 - 09:14
It has been awhile since I’ve commented, hey ^^;;;. But I’ve been thoroughly enjoying this series of photostories! (Three Tsukasas in the same vicinity!!)
Um… the only ones I remember getting were about Krishna’s Ulalume. Japan is a wonderous place indeed – I’ve been here two years and I’m still loving every second of it.
I hope life is being just as good to you as well! ^_^
September 25th, 2008 - 16:23
After stumbling across one misfortune after another, pleasant surprises like you leaving a comment here is always a treat. Thanks, Lauren.
Did you receive my Thank-you PMs? I think I sent them around the time the DoA server was getting wonky so I’m not sure they reached you. But just in case you didn’t, I really appreciate your help in getting Ulalume.
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September 18th, 2008 - 15:57
eeeeeep! Uno, you’re so cool. I wouldn’t dare trying to slap you. .__.
plus, I love you more than everybody else that commented before!
September 22nd, 2008 - 21:23
Hahaha! Hanna, I know you do. I just am not ready to send Uno off to Sweden to live happily ever after with you. I’m just not sure how your kind father will accept a resin boy as a son-in-law!
September 18th, 2008 - 16:01
Uno, you’re so full of awesome. <3 You can sing, play the guitar, fold paper cranes, and throw a Lycan over your head.
September 18th, 2008 - 16:02
Uno, you’re so full of awesome. You can sing, play the guitar, fold paper cranes, and throw a Lycan over your head.
September 22nd, 2008 - 21:33
He can also sneak into a plane’s luggage bin and travel for free!
September 18th, 2008 - 17:24
Uy, Uno knows judo. XD
September 22nd, 2008 - 21:36
I’m sure he’s unaware that he does.
September 18th, 2008 - 17:24
*hyperventilates* UNO, I LOVE YOU!!!
even though at the back of my mind, I’m thinking aren’t you supposed to be a peace-loving rocker?
September 22nd, 2008 - 21:38
Snakes only bare their fangs when threatened.
And right there, I sounded like Confucius.
September 18th, 2008 - 18:52
AHAHAHHHAHAHA! OMG. Uno, you’re such a steven seagal. XD
September 22nd, 2008 - 21:41
And here I quote Steven Seagal in a local commercial for Tanduay Gold:
I found Gold in the Philippines.
September 18th, 2008 - 19:44
Yey! Uno-sama kicks ass! show those good for nothing wolves whose boss!
can i possibly use the last pic as my wallpaper? Uno-sama just look so yummy. Please?
September 22nd, 2008 - 21:41
Sure you can!
September 18th, 2008 - 19:58
Uno-sama!! You truly are number OnE!! Wooohooo!!
Awesome moves!!! It was like.. tossing dirty laundry!! Yeah!!
may tinatago ka palang fighting skills!! GO Uno-sama!!! XD
September 22nd, 2008 - 21:47
…
This is how you toss your dirty laundry? Wow. I’m not angry at my dirty clothes. I even fold them neatly and calmly before putting them in the hamper.
September 18th, 2008 - 20:00
Oh Yeah!! The last shot was
H-O-T, H-O-T, H-O-T!!!!
Super Drool-worthy!!!
Go Uno-sama!!
September 22nd, 2008 - 21:48
Thank you! And please treat your laundry with respect and fabric softener.
September 23rd, 2008 - 00:44
Ahehehehe!! OKi Doki!!!!
September 18th, 2008 - 21:44
Uno is so cool! (The photography continues to amaze!)
September 22nd, 2008 - 21:48
Janne! What an honor. Thank you for dropping a note!
September 18th, 2008 - 21:48
I fell in love with Uno all over again. Screw what Kael says of building a statue for the God of Dorks, I’m gonna sculpt one of Uno the God of Pure Awesome. In a sarong. Heh.
Go Uno!!
Kaelen: >_> She’s fangirling. WHY is she fangirling?
Minsung: Because Uno is hawt. Very hawt. *sighs* If only he were gay, or bi at least.
Kaelen: … *edges away from ‘Sung*
Unooooo! *____*
September 22nd, 2008 - 21:51
CHECKERED sarong. Or there will be an imbalance of good and evil. And do not enter a temple during your period. I learned that much during my brief stay in Bali.
I want to meet Sung. When are you coming to visit the Philippines? We do not have komodo dragons here, and even our monitor lizards are hospitable.
September 24th, 2008 - 17:16
When I stop being a poor uni student and can afford to travel, heh. You should visit Bali again. Or come down to Australia.
Visit Sydney, take Uno to the Opera house or something.
September 25th, 2008 - 16:30
We’re both poor then, goshdarnit! Bali’s one of my favorite places in the world, and I will definitely come see you and Kael again. As for Australia, my work might give me a chance to fly there for free, so I’ll just wait for the opportunity to land on me.
September 28th, 2008 - 11:39
Coolies. I won’t lose hope on someday visiting you in the Philippines either, so beware!
October 6th, 2008 - 21:34
AWESOME!
Hopefully, we can offer you free lodging at the Shelf, too.
September 18th, 2008 - 22:56
Is Uno afflicted with (drug-induced) multiple personality disorder too? That or he has a black belt in Judo.
I’m part of the 80% Faolan is talking about, but Uno, you’re still my number one. ;]
(love the last picture btw. Uno looked awesome AND menacing at the same time)
September 22nd, 2008 - 21:54
If he was taking Judo classes secretly, I dearly hope he used his own money or I will toss him like salad.
Who would’ve thought the dork is capable of looking menacing, eh?
September 19th, 2008 - 10:36
and that’s what Manx’s kiss can do XD
poor Faolan.. but he was asking for it..
September 22nd, 2008 - 21:58
Yeah, Manx’s kiss can tame a wolf or bring out the beast in a domesticated man.
September 19th, 2008 - 18:14
woooow, uno with messed-up hair is…..hot!!! lolzzzzz (was referring to the last pic)
die, faolan! bohahahahaaa
September 22nd, 2008 - 22:01
WHAT!
He better not be dead! I don’t have money to bail you out of prison, Uno!
September 19th, 2008 - 22:00
uno! im fun of you in years from now but i cant say that
you so much cuter in many years to come
and good fighter! go unO!
September 20th, 2008 - 07:18
Whoa. Uno’s coma must have induced some badass-itude into his body to prevent another concussion. Joey, I’ve been reading FA for a couple of years, and I have to tell you, you never fail to amaze.
I’m anxiously awaiting the next installment to see what Veritas will do about…about… crap, there’s so much for her to catch up on.
As always, I leave the site utterly delighted
September 22nd, 2008 - 22:04
Badass-itude. I must add this word to my dictionary.
YOU FLATTER ME! But really, I’m thrilled to know that I managed to keep you here for two years. That alone is an achievement for me. Thank you!
September 20th, 2008 - 07:27
whoah… Lord Uno amazes me with his skill sets.
September 22nd, 2008 - 22:05
To be quite honest with you, he amazes me, too.
September 20th, 2008 - 08:29
*cheers*
Go Uno! Go Uno! Go Uno!
September 20th, 2008 - 08:45
ARGH!
NineShadows is/are right.
You know, Ate Joey..you DO never fail to amaze..
Nice one, NineShadows!
We love Fully Articulated so much!
Can’t wait for the next installment….
“Binubuhay kami ng todos los santos,
-Babanatin buto’ng binaon na sa limot,
-Bigyang kulay putla’t magigising sa tulog,
-Binubuhay kami ng todos los santos…”
Mabuhay! Mistula!
September 22nd, 2008 - 22:12
Why, thank you for the enthusiasm and encouragement, Ate Quartz!
PS. Did you really memorize the song?
September 24th, 2008 - 20:18
Yah! we memorize it! Ate Joey, T_T
Where can we download the “Pista ng Patay” track?
Please, please, please….Thanks
September 25th, 2008 - 16:32
“Pista ng Patay” will be available for download on the next update tentatively set for Halloween, so please wait for that.
September 20th, 2008 - 13:48
0_0
Wow!!!!!
(And I thought you are such a chicken, Uno-sama. Okay, for the sake of the band’s safety against some bullies like the Lycantroops, Manx-san should be kissing you more often. And I would see those beautiful cold sharp stare of yours. ^_^ )
*frown* >I
September 22nd, 2008 - 22:24
I never thought Uno’s a chicken. We call him a dork, but only because he’s the most mature – and therefore uncool – of us. I certainly don’t see him running away from foes who he knows are much stronger than him. Lobo sent him to coma before; imagine what damage these three Lycans can do? Nevertheless, he’s brave (and awfully stupid) enough to give it a shot. Maybe he’s still hoping he can save a chicken like me.
September 20th, 2008 - 17:31
Ye, gods! Uno, aren’t you hot! \o/
(FA is my Full Moon, my addiction. XD Joey, your pictures are awesome and awe-inspiring.)
September 21st, 2008 - 23:12
Now we’re talking! Go UNO! Continue doing things that Jie can’t do!
September 22nd, 2008 - 22:25
THIS TOTALLY MADE ME LAUGH.
September 30th, 2008 - 15:25
…someday…someday Liz. You’ll see! *raises fist*
October 6th, 2008 - 21:45
Uuuy, LQ. (・ε・` )
September 22nd, 2008 - 01:36
Well, GOD DAMN UNO! Where have you been hiding this side all these years? Especially the side in that last photo…I think I need a fan.
But well, hell yes! Time to make some popcorn, pull up a chair, and watch Mr. #1 go to town (an event that were all pondering the likeliness of.) Now how are you going to explain this one to Veritas next time she tries to build up an arsenal?
GLEE! ♥
September 22nd, 2008 - 22:28
Thank you, Molly, for helping me build up a case against peacemaking and other silly notions! Now I know how you inspire Terranova.
And like her, I’m very, very inspired. Kudos!
September 23rd, 2008 - 02:56
*squeak* Go Uno go! Way to prove that the cute-dorky-types can kick ass too!
September 24th, 2008 - 18:11
Beware the dork!
Come to think of it, the dorkiest of the Lycans is the most vicious, too.
September 23rd, 2008 - 08:03
Yay! Uno! *swoons*…. You look awesome and wonderful! Iam so happy you were able to get out of that situation…of course…why wouldn’t you?!
HA-ha! Mmm-hmmm! Do not underestimate him!
September 23rd, 2008 - 10:31
Yay Uno!
September 24th, 2008 - 18:29
Dork FTW!
September 23rd, 2008 - 19:45
So THIS is what you’ve been doing while everyone else was answering questions on your blog, Uno!
By some miracle, I am liking you more than Lobo at the moment. Huy Lobo, catch up!
(P.S. even greater miracle: your blog loaded for me! *dances*)
September 24th, 2008 - 08:46
Hey! Lobo still wins for me. But I can’t help but be amazed seeing the King of Dorks become a King of Awesome with one flip XDDDDDD
September 24th, 2008 - 12:45
Of course, of course. I’m just saying, Uno was able to judo-flip Fenris after just one kiss from Manx. Lobo, on the other hand, lost after a mere boot to the face. And that was with the help of a mind-altering drug.
On the other hand, Uno did not end up half-naked lying on the floor, so… *goes back to the Lobo side*
September 25th, 2008 - 14:45
The Lobo League can rest assured that your man didn’t go down with a mere boot to the face. If I remember correctly, he got kicked in the face, swallowed a pill, took an assassin down and managed to delay the Lycans for quite a while. He’s been rolling with the punches since Day 1, poor puppy, and is in dire in of TLC. :3
September 26th, 2008 - 01:53
*flails about madly* Go go GO!
October 6th, 2008 - 21:47
Um, don’t get your hopes too high, ok?
September 27th, 2008 - 10:17
OH YEAAAAHHHH!!! THAT MY MAN IS THE UNO I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR TO SHOW UP!!! wHOOO!!! i LOVE IT!!!! GO AND KICK THEIR GUTS OUTTA THEM UNO!!! WHOOO!!! (I’m in terrible need of popcorns and a tissue for this photostory is really killin me! Wahahaha!!!)
October 6th, 2008 - 21:56
And some Beta Blockers, just in case?
October 1st, 2008 - 16:15
UNO! UNO! HE’S OUR MAN! IF HE CAN’T DO IT, NO ONE CAN! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!! Whooo!!!
October 6th, 2008 - 22:09
Well, I guess we can dream.
November 7th, 2008 - 09:18
last shot, one word.
RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 10th, 2008 - 22:52
That bad-ass look at the end still gets me everytime. tsktsk. The look of… placidly seething. haha.
April 17th, 2009 - 14:07
What’s with the sudden spiky hair, Uno?
Faolan: You’re not the cutest, Fenris is.