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Magpie’s Hell Day 2

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

I HATE YOU, MANX MINUET.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

I hate you and your D-cups.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

Why must you always stand between me and Sir Lugosi?

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

Pick up your own mess, you shameless harlot.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

Sigh.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

There, finally updated.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

What am I doing here?

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

I’m one of the finest agents the Mossad has ever had; I am Salem Saint Magdalene of the Metsada!

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

Black Rosary Member No. 119.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

Lugosi’s little pet, Magpie. SIGH.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

My life is a tragedy.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

I traveled all the way from Israel to be with him, and still he remains distant, unreachable.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

This is the closest I can ever get to you, Sir Lugosi.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

You will forever be the unfeeling image on my wall, staring at me with cold eyes … but oh, what beautiful, beautiful eyes.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

Will I never feel your warmth?

MAGPIE!

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

GASP.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

What were you doing in there?

Sir Lugosi! Er, I was, uh, admiring … the beauty of … um, life, Sir.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

My back hurts. I need a massage.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

I’ll be in my room. Don’t make me wait.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

… Wow. This is one hell of a day!


Magpie’s ao dai is a gift from Sam. Lugosi’s version of the Gregorian monk robe was designed by Gabie Osorio for the Sense&Style fashion shoot.

The pin-up on Magpie’s wall is torn from the July issue of Sense&Style magazine.

Mistula’s Official Fanclub, Black Rosary, is now up and updated. She couldn’t have done it without El Gosengfiao, Uno’s beloved virtual bouncer.

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  1. hahah, I’m happy for you Magpie!
    Will there ever be posters of Mistula to buy? :D

  2. Woohoo! Go Magpie!!
    I am eternally jealous. <3

  3. damn….Lugosi’s so hot…

    considering the fact that “Magpie” is the only one who can actually serve Lugosi this close makes me shiver in anger….though in the other side i pity her for she can only serve him yet she cant tell him the truth….haha…poor thing….

    Well that’s how life is…isnt it?

    • But Manx can get close to Sir Lugosi without having to work as hard as I do. Isn’t that more infuriating? :(

      • well the very fact that she can flirt with any guy she wants infuriates me…

        but the hell…what else can i do?

        she’s hot…Sarcastically speaking.

        oh dont worry, you’ll get your piece when the right time comes…if it does…haha

  4. Aww, Magpie! <3 I’m happy for you!

  5. *3* Oh Lugosi–I mean, Magpie. 8DDD

    *sigh* Lugosi is so dreamy. ;3; ♥♥♥ I want a Lugosi poster, too. XDDD

    • Joey said the future has Lugosi posters. Well, her actual words were “Mistula posters” but – who cares about the rest? :P

      Right now, I just make do with Lugosi pin-ups.

  6. Manx stands between you and Lugosi because she is Mistula’s lead guitarist if my logic does not mistake me.

    Look on the bright side Magpie, Manx probably never be able to provide Lugosi with such devoted service. :)

  7. Awwww Magpie is so cute :)
    At least her day had a happy ending *g*

  8. Magpie’s so adorable <3

  9. Lord Lugosi~ *faint*

  10. OMG, Lord Lugosi is SO EFFIN’ HOT! I envy you, Magpie.

  11. ..ahahaha..
    Magpie finally got her chance!!!!!!!!!
    maybe she can finally beat Manx..?!

  12. These lyrics came to mind while I reading this post,

    I’m your biggest fan,
    I’ll follow you until you love me

    …Never mind the next few lines. They don’t suit the story anymore. haha!

  13. Back massages can always turn into something else ;) Go Magpie go!!!

  14. Cool! An entry ON MY BIRTHDAY! Wooooow..

  15. Magpie is luckier than any Lugosi-chan‘s fan girls. But Miss Manx is the luckiest, and Miss Joey, too. ^_^

  16. Ooooh, Magpie giving a massage to Lugosi? Now that is heaven on earth X3! First, the website, then the boots, and now a massage. Hmmm, I wonder what could be next….. >X3

  17. maybe Magpie should wear lacy bras and walk around half naked like Miss Manx.. . . . . just joking. you are beautiful the way you are Magpie and somedaySir Lugosi will notice and love you. . . maybe. besides, i think you give a massage way better than Miss Manx.


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