UNO has no Uno.

What? I’m an adult.

Besides, I’m only reading this magazine because it has Mistula in it.

But you’re not even reading the Mistula article, Uno.

You’re just looking at the naked girls.

Unlike you, Manx, I’ve read the article. They did not include my solo shot – yet they call themselves UNO!

Not only that, they made sure Lugosi’s photo is the largest.

Maybe they thought he’s a flat-chested girl.

… You have a point there. I feel much better now. Ha-ha!

Is that why you didn’t post about this earlier?

No, I just wanted to spare parents from utter despair when they see their young children reading a magazine for mature people. Leigh told me you have a 10-year old fan, Manx.
Why, how mature of you, Uno.

Rey bought three copies. Only because Mistula’s in it. Or so he said.
Uuuh-huh.
Mistula is on the October issue of UNO magazine. Friends below 18, we’ll upload the article for you on the next web update so your parents don’t have to rupture a vein.
November 17th, 2009 - 18:50
Wow! Lobo-sama’s shot is SO COOL!
I wish I could get a copy of that magazine…..
November 23rd, 2009 - 14:55
I think that’s the same shot of Lobo Joey took for the website. They gave her a 24-hour deadline to submit photos, so she only sent what she had.
The issue might still be on the shelves! It takes a while before UNO restocks so there could still be some copies at Fully Booked or other magazine shops.
November 17th, 2009 - 19:00
How could they do that to Uno! Hum, someone here is not pleased, lol.
And thanks for the warning, because certain little boys probably wouldn’t want to see that anyways =)
November 23rd, 2009 - 15:02
Maybe they thought it was redundant? Bah. I will find my spotlight elsewhere.
November 17th, 2009 - 19:00
I’ve yet to get a copy of this…
But aww – Manx is so cute… :3
You looks so lovable, Uno… Ah, but are you really all that innocent.
*grins wide*
<3 Anji
November 23rd, 2009 - 16:55
I know, right? I wonder why no one else believes I’m innocent!
Thanks very much, Anjipanji. ♥
November 17th, 2009 - 19:40
awwww… i want one!!!!!! I have no luck i even didn’t get the sense and style issue!!!!
I WANT ONE!!!!!!11
November 23rd, 2009 - 15:06
Try looking for copies at Fully Booked.
November 23rd, 2009 - 15:09
or under your brother’s bed.
November 23rd, 2009 - 19:42
the thing is im under age…and my brother is not here either!!…
Oh… i wish San Pablo have a SM….. but i’ll try still looking for that sense and style where you guys is in there!!!!!! i have to get that copy!!!
November 17th, 2009 - 22:06
Since I couldn’t get a hold of a copy Sense & Style, maybe I’ll have more luck with this.
DD
November 23rd, 2009 - 15:11
Good luck!
November 18th, 2009 - 02:45
How could they exclude Uno…? D:
How unfair. :<
November 23rd, 2009 - 19:31
I totally agree with you!
November 18th, 2009 - 13:53
aw… no solo shot for UNO??? X(
but, i like the part where he said that Lugosi was a flat-chested girl… LMAO!!! (sorry to Lugosi fans, I just can’t help but laugh.. no offense meant)
‘coz i thought of it as well when i first saw Mistula on a mag… woot~
i want a solo shot of UNO in UNO!!!! o_O;;;
November 23rd, 2009 - 19:32
I should be on the cover! With Ornusa Cadness!
November 18th, 2009 - 18:49
I’m already beyond 18 and I don’t even know how I’ll get the latest issue of Uno.
NOW I HAVE AN EXCUSE….wait…nobody…read this.
Anyway, Congrats to you guys!
November 23rd, 2009 - 19:35
Thank you, Mina. It was great meeting you and Christopher.
November 18th, 2009 - 22:24
I’m going to get that!
But um, I’m gonna ask the BF to get me a copy so I will be spared from the cashier’s…wink-wink-nudge-nudge look.XD
Congrats on getting published in Uno, Uno!
November 23rd, 2009 - 19:46
I hope Glen gives you a chance to read the Mistula article, at the very least.
By the way, Joey was trying to invite you to dinner last week only to realize later on that you changed your number! Gah. We’ll message you soon!
November 19th, 2009 - 12:50
..kyaaaaaa!!!!!
..Lobo looks so menacing yet
so HOT!!!
November 23rd, 2009 - 19:47
The Lobo League always welcomes new members.
November 19th, 2009 - 17:26
Oh dear.
November 23rd, 2009 - 19:48
Oh well.
November 19th, 2009 - 21:03
Ffffffffffff, Lugosi XDDDD
November 23rd, 2009 - 19:58
Ffffffffffff, indeed!
November 22nd, 2009 - 10:22
Can I have one of your three copies? :>
Haha just kidding, neighbors! 8D
Yes it’s…so weird for Uno not to have Uno.
It’s okay, Uno, yknow we still love you.
November 23rd, 2009 - 20:04
If you look hard enough, I’m on the group photo. But I’m better off on the cover with Ornusa, if you ask me.
You can always walk over to the Shelf and read our magazines, neighbor!
November 27th, 2009 - 16:55
Joey, I want you to know I noticed Manx’s brilliant posing. Looks especially fantastic in the 6th shot.
Also,
naked girlsMistula?SeiSi Ye would love to get a copy! 8DSi Ye shall await the article
and Sei will choke a bitch.December 4th, 2009 - 15:45
H1 TH3RE M43! I feel so elite everytime you leave a comment, thank you. And I will not feign humility for being able to make a bitch like Manx pose like that! Only because there are times you want to chuck her out the window for being so uncooperative during shoots. Gah.
Sure, I’ll send Sei and Si Ye a copy. In return, can you buy some Air Gear for me, please?
November 29th, 2009 - 12:31
I was surprised it only has 1 page of Mistula and no Uno or Manx photospreads. I mean really, NO Uno or Manx photospreads!
Oh and I made a dress for the cover teeheehee
December 4th, 2009 - 16:08
Well, one page is all you can do with a 24 hour deadline.
I heard about the dress. Brilliant idea, Kishi.
December 6th, 2009 - 09:08
24hr deadline O_O they rushed you then decided to move the article to the Oct issue instead of the Sept issue? O_o
Actually, I thought they would ask to re-post Manx’s naked angel photos.
November 30th, 2009 - 02:29
Aw, no photospread of Uno?
Still, congrats on yet another magazine conquered by your awesomeness!
November 30th, 2009 - 22:02
I can’t find a copy. Can Rey just give me one of his? haha!
December 29th, 2009 - 12:28
wajaja XDD Lugosi – a flat chested girl XDD