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7Jan/1049

Life of the Party

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

Someday I’ll get you, Undertaker.

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Hey Bella.

Hey Joni Mitchell. What are you dressed like that for? Woodstock?

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Uno’s party, silly.

AAAAH DON’T SIT ON MY WWE SUPERSTAR SLAM CARDS!

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Why aren’t you getting ready?

You drop-kicked Triple H.

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Aren’t you coming with us?

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Of course not.

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Oh come on, Bella, don’t be such a killjoy. Have some Chickenjoy!

Manx, I am not crazy enough to go to a place swarming with happy kids. You ought to know that kids are most destructive when they are happy.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

There aren’t a lot of children, only children-at-heart.

Even worse.

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You have to be there!

Why?

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You are Uno’s bandmate and friend.

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Bandmate, yes. Friend? No.

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You’re more than friends in some fanfiction I’ve read. Anyway, Jollibee has a dance number!

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With Twirlie?

You saw that video, too? Well, no Twirlie this time. Just Jollibee.

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Aw, pft.

We can have our picture taken with Jollibee! It’s going to be soooo fun. You can’t be the sociopathic Lord of Darkness all the time, you know. It’s 2010. Time for change!

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Why not somewhere less silly? Like Magnet Cafe?

Where Rey’s other band hangs out with other bands? That’s too predictable. Besides, Jollibee is a cultural icon! Aren’t you the one who’s into the whole icon thing?

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Groan. He should’ve at least chosen the Justice League party theme.

Didn’t you say we should “always strive to take the perspective that normally isn’t taken”? This is the first time Jollibee is hosting a party for someone our kind! This is “providing disruption to the more usual course of things”. You said that. Your words are our bible, Bella.

NO TO INTERNET THEFT

May lightning strike me now.

The party organizer said the balloons are going to be black and red. You like that, don’t you?

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I’m … buzzing with joy.

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Come on, let’s party and bee happy! Oh, and by the way, Jollibee is not a bee. He’s your best friend.

Well, he owes me some honey.


Uno’s Birthday Treat is this Sunday, 7 to 9PM at Jollibee Greenmeadows, Libis! For more details, please read this post. See you in Jollitown! :D

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  1. Adorable. That’s the only word I can come up with. <3

  2. Go go Manx! XD

  3. D’awww, I love how Manx can coax someone that falls in the category of sociopathic Lord of Darkness into things like this <3.

  4. Based on Lugosi’s…..passion for WWE, maybe he may agree 100% if there is such a thing as a WWE-themed party XDXDXD. But nah, Uno’s the main celebrant and he’s the one in charge for that day.

    • But Lugosi’s Wrestling Camp has been done! I haven’t posted the photostory because it requires a lot of work, e.g. downloading all the wrestlers’ entrance music and reference photos. I will get it up soon, hopefully within the year. Heh.

      • Ohnononono, I meant a WWE-themed Jollibee party (if such a request is even possible XDXDXD). And wow! I nearly forgot all about Lugosi’s Wrestling Camp from last year!
        Come to think of it, I seemed to recall Reaiah browsing though the pages of my WWE Encyclopedia recently — and getting pissed as hell when he found out who “Gangrel” actually was and what he looks like. XDXDXD

        • Oh! Wrestling in Jollibee is not allowed, even if it’s just for entertainment. Hahaha! :lol:

          Too late, Reiaiah. Your big sis just duped you into coming as Gangrel.

    • Lugosi’s party is bound to be boring as he has the social skills of a hermit crab. Believe you me.

      • Hmmm, it’s probably an event that I can tolerate more but will, unfortunately, be pure hell for big sister. I……hear that she goes crazy when bored to oblivion.
        (*screams* I HEARD that! ><+++)

  5. “I’m … buzzing with joy.”

    Ahhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

    Very amusing! Thank you!

  6. MANX WINS.

    I am excited. *_* See you there! <3

  7. HAHAHAHA. Go, Manx!

  8. LOLZ. 8D Will try to make it! XDXDXDXD

  9. *snerk* So…so cute. Give in and have some fun, Lugosi!

  10. ohh I love your dress, manx and of course, Lugosi Your a Hottie anything you wear…
    But I want to see Uno…..

  11. Oh Maaaaaaaaaanx XDD I love you so for moments like these. Also, your style is stunning this post ’round. Fabulous, fabulous!

    And even more fabulous for convincing Lugosi to go! :D

  12. ..wheeeeeeeeeeeeee,manx looks like a hippie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    i wanna see bella beat undertaker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XD

    • Er, Lugosi does not want to beat the Undertaker. He is not daft. What he meant by “Someday I’m going to get you, Undertaker” is that he wants to get an Undertaker slam card. He collects them, you see, and the only card he doesn’t have is the one he wants the most.

  13. *dances* Way to go Manx!

  14. Thanks so much Manx for convincing him to go. It was my first time to see him in person at Uno’s party. <3

  15. Manx looks so breathtaking in that outfit. <3
    She’s a sneaky little thing, too! Great job getting Lugosi to go!

  16. Well you got your honey. ;-) Glad you were able to go Lord Lugosi. :3

  17. You do rock, Manx. Even if you give me jealousy pangs.

  18. Manx, I like the way you convinced Lugosi. It’s really very cute and sweet. ^____^

  19. wow…THE LORD OF DARKNESS pouting over a kiddie party preference..8O

    what Twirlie video? am i missing something?

    with your words Lord Lugosi, you should have an ‘Ang Salita Ayon kay Bella’ section. but then this is Uno’s blog. but you’re his friend so maybe it’s alright with Uno? ;)

    wonderful how Manx makes sense especially if she convinces you to really bee there M’Lord. tsk. listen to her. *hands flowers to Manx*

    • wow…THE LORD OF DARKNESS pouting over a kiddie party preference..

      i think he was being sarcastic. anyways, you didn’t see the jollibee scandal video? cryin’ shame! it could be the reason why twirlie had an extreme makeover. ;)

    • Manx can make sense when she wants to. It’s just that the bimbo acts works to her advantage most of the time. :P

      with your words Lord Lugosi, you should have an ‘Ang Salita Ayon kay Bella’ section. but then this is Uno’s blog. but you’re his friend so maybe it’s alright with Uno?

      HELL NO! :mad:


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