So Like Totally Gnarly Veritas

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And that is what you call kickflip to backside grab to frontside boardslide to hang ten nosemanual to splat.
Joey’s skateboarding career ended in a bloody spill at the foot of Antipolo hills. After that, her mother banned extreme sports. She was 14. (In a fit of rebellion, she tried snowboarding in Japan years later, failed miserably and realized that mothers really know best.) Veritas picked up where she left off. At 14, she claims to be a much better skater than Joey, who can only ollie occasionally and do a sketchy nosemanual. But just like any other skater, better or poser, she’s bound to encounter a kink on the road.
In skateboarding, a kink is an unavoidable obstacle – a sudden bend, a tiny stone – that keeps a skater down-to-earth.

Joey’s ride, Mr. Roots, is no stranger to kinks.
Every skater will fall. It’s inevitable. Even the Birdman kisses the concrete once in a while. The trick is to always get up, blink back your tears (it’s totally uncool to cry), ignore the road rash and skate on.
Do not skate without a helmet. Veritas didn’t. Look what happened to her.

“You should learn how to skate, Magpie! You’d be like, totally gnarly!”
“If that’s what gnarly looks like, no, thank you.”
March 19th, 2010 - 20:34
LOL…
Awesome pictures Ms. Joey…
You go girl!!! awesome!!!!
I wish I can do that too…
March 22nd, 2010 - 17:17
Thank you!
If you’re going to try skating, don’t forget your helmet, okay? And don’t attempt Veritas’ moves just yet!
March 19th, 2010 - 23:46
Veri, you just blew up my cool meter. Gnarly indeed. XD
Lovely photos, I feel like I’m watching a gnarly music video. I can almost feel the pain when you splat orz
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5th image from the last, Joey, are you a magician?! *A* She looks so much cooler than real people skateboarding!
March 22nd, 2010 - 17:25
Thank you! Although Veritas here would like to reiterate that I wouldn’t have gotten such gnarly shots if my subject wasn’t so gnarly.
Although I think Geoff Rowley is still cooler by like, one million times.
March 19th, 2010 - 23:56
Oh man. I’m stunned. 8| Veritas, Joey, you are amazing.
Gnarly indeeeeed. 8Db
Man I wish I could skate. Or bike. 8D
*has no sense of balance*
March 22nd, 2010 - 17:53
Why, thank you, Nix!
I’ve been skating since I was a kid, but I never learned how to ride a bike. I always thought because it only has two wheels, it’ll be harder to balance on it!
March 20th, 2010 - 00:09
How do you do it? Seriously, all those moving shots. They never cease to amaze me.
And yeah, that’s gnarly Veri! Like, totally! haha!
March 22nd, 2010 - 18:50
It’s all me. All Joey did was point the camera and shoot. Nothing to it. And her photos need a lot of work. I know I looked much gnarlier in real life.
March 20th, 2010 - 00:12
Wow! LOL! I’m quite surprised!
Pink wig! Totally gurlallou si Vari-chan!
Pero sayang ang cuteness ng hair mo kung sesemplang ka lang…LOL!
LOL! LOL!
Anyway, the music rocks!
It totally suits the photo-story.
March 21st, 2010 - 16:48
Err…I mean Veri-chan…typo…er…
March 22nd, 2010 - 19:31
I did slam, but not after I did 4 tricks in a row! I’d like to see someone do that and look cute at it.
Not too hot about Veri-chan, actually. Makes me sound like I’m Jackie Chan’s relative. My Latin name is rad, and I love it.
Yeah, The Offspring rocks and their frontman is a rocket scientist!
March 20th, 2010 - 01:07
LOL.
March 22nd, 2010 - 20:35
LOL what?
March 20th, 2010 - 02:02
Funny!! XD
March 22nd, 2010 - 20:36
March 20th, 2010 - 08:22
Awesome Veri! XDXDXD
I wish I could do skateboarding too (I can only handle and balance on roller-blades but cannot do gnarly with it too much -_-”’).
March 22nd, 2010 - 20:29
Thanks, Jen!
How do you stop on rollerblades? You look for a pole and crash into it? That’s gnarly!
March 20th, 2010 - 12:53
Woah, Veri is so full of AWESOME!!!
Incredible!
I knew Tech Deck fit SD’s!
Problem is, I need one in MSD-size. Doubt that’ll ever happen… You guys are just oozing with surprises! THE PREGNANT LADY RULES!!!XDXDXD
March 22nd, 2010 - 20:34
She wasn’t pregnant when she shot this. In fact, she took these photos in a hurry because she said she didn’t want to lose valuable skate time. That’s Joey for you.
March 22nd, 2010 - 20:38
WHO IS THE PREGNANT LADY?!
March 22nd, 2010 - 20:39
could be rey, he looks pregnant. but he’s not a lady.
March 22nd, 2010 - 20:42
Veritas is using a Tech Deck hand board. This one was given to us by a friend, and I’m not sure where they’re sold here. Maybe in Toy Kingdom?
March 23rd, 2010 - 12:21
I went to check Aloha Board Sports(?). Turns out, they’re out of stock. The only ones they have now only come with a specific kind of shoe.
And it seems it really IS only for SD’s and up. So sad.
March 23rd, 2010 - 14:41
Why is Freya suddenly interested in skateboards? I thought it was not her kind of thing.
March 24th, 2010 - 17:09
It’s her older twin brother Freyr… When he finally gets here in a year or two, he’ll probably spend almost all of his time watching his sister. I want him to at least be recreational.
His character hasn’t been able to make a single proper decision for himself since he was captured by the darkness when he was 3.
April 7th, 2010 - 21:14
Wow, that’s some forward thinking – buying for a doll that’s due to arrive in two years!
March 20th, 2010 - 13:29
..awesome moves there veritas..
“You should learn how to skate, Magpie! You’d be like, totally gnarly!”
hmmm, if magpie would try skateboarding……………….
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IT”D BE TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 22nd, 2010 - 20:49
No, thank you. I’d rather other people’s bones break instead of mine.
March 20th, 2010 - 15:45
YOU. ARE MADE OF SO MUCH WIN, VERI. *slow clap yo*
XD I hope you’re feeling fine now. You seem to have a great buddy in Magpie.
I’m totally showing this to Billie
I’m sure she’s got something to say to this.
March 23rd, 2010 - 16:32
Road rash is nothing. Billie knows this!
Magpie has Mossad first aid skillz yo. Usually reserved for war casualties, of course.
March 20th, 2010 - 15:49
I wanna see more of this!! hahahah.. with different decks!
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March 23rd, 2010 - 16:43
I only have two decks! I’ll take one of the guys with me next time. Fabo did tell us never to skate alone; it’s always better to have someone to pick you up when you fall.
March 21st, 2010 - 20:55
Oh man, Veritas. That hurts. *gives you a massive virtual hug* You were totally gnarly, like to the tenth degree though.
I tried skateboarding once. I gave up after I fell flat on my butt.^^;
Great action shots Joey. <3
March 23rd, 2010 - 16:46
Oh, you shouldn’t give up after one fall! I know people who’ve been skating for years and they still go splat once in a while. It’s normal!
March 24th, 2010 - 08:18
Thanks Veritas.
I actually fell flat on my butt a lot of times, so I figured it isn’t for me.XD But I do know how to ride a bike and can pull some stunts (er, mostly involving broken brakes and oncoming vehicle avoidance lol). Maybe you can teach me how to skate, I’ll teach you how to ride a bike.
March 24th, 2010 - 14:52
Let me a find an SD-sized BMX first. The SD-sized vintage bikes I’ve seen are not exactly my style.
And it’s Joey who doesn’t know how to ride a bike, not me. But she’s not in the perfect shape for bike lessons right now.
March 22nd, 2010 - 04:05
Veritas, you’re made of awesome!
Great shots Joey! And it it confirmed that Mistula will be on March’s Preview mag, or is it on another magazine?
March 23rd, 2010 - 16:50
Thanks, Kishi! Preview doesn’t coordinate closely with us so I have no way of knowing when they’re going to do a feature on Mistula again. I’m as clueless as you are.
March 22nd, 2010 - 14:47
Poor Veritas. But you’re still cute even if your head bandaged,
wow. Magpie can nurse. No doubt if Lugosi will fall for you:)Refuel Magpie!
March 23rd, 2010 - 16:55
Magpie used to be Mossad special agent (but don’t quote me on that) so she knows how to do a sling to an arm that has been twisted by an assassin or fix a shrapnel wound sustained from a bombing. You learn a lot from war.
March 24th, 2010 - 10:44
really? Quite scary on her. But I think, she changed a bit from her past. I mean she’s no longer the same agent or rather assassin. Isn’t it?
March 24th, 2010 - 14:53
Once a Mossad, always a Mossad.
March 25th, 2010 - 08:49
SCARRYY.. so everyone in the house must always be careful to Magpie.careful veri, uno and manx as well.
March 25th, 2010 - 12:13
That means you haven’t seen her in action? Here, catch up:
http://www.mistula.com/uno/2008/05/war-of-the-wolves-11-fangs-and-talons/
Right now she’s busy doing chores for Lugosi, so we’re all safe.
March 26th, 2010 - 09:30
WHEW..magpie indeed was very skillful.
among of u guys, lugosi’s the most safe:)
is it that love can make people’s kind?
March 22nd, 2010 - 18:23
ooohh.. cool! i wish i could do that!
*currently wearing braces lol*
that’s gotta hurt veri! but ur still gnarly. yip!
March 24th, 2010 - 15:07
You can still skate even if you’re wearing dental braces. Body braces would get in the way of awesomeness, of course.
March 24th, 2010 - 20:06
oh my. im wearing body braces ahaha. XD worn it for 2 years now. its for my scoliosis. anyway i find it pretty cool cuz ive grown 10+ cm. *optimistic much? ^^*
ahah. the word awesome wont fit me anyway, im more like a weirdo. but a proud one at that. haha.:)
March 25th, 2010 - 16:49
hehe, skateboarding may look easy but from watching skaters, it’s not as easy as it looks like.
right Veritas?
April 7th, 2010 - 19:39
Right on, dude.
March 27th, 2010 - 23:53
Is Manikako coming to the Ozine con~?
April 7th, 2010 - 19:43
I don’t think so. You may keep tabs on Manikako through their FB page:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Manikako/48117058627
March 31st, 2010 - 18:00
whoah!!! Veritas seems to be so pink today. (and for a minute there, i thought her pants will drop X_X).
the cheongsam looks nice on Magpie-sama.
April 7th, 2010 - 20:03
It’s a Vietnamese ao dai, not a cheongsam. But it does look good on Magpie.
I hope you were not waiting for Veritas’ pants to fall.
March 31st, 2010 - 22:42
Awesome. Pure, awesomeness XD
Never took up skateboarding, but I did inline skates lol. And hated the safety gear even if I came home with bloody knees after deliberately not using them;
Veritas! You’re so gnarly!
April 7th, 2010 - 20:29
Thanks! I’m totally stoked!
Safety gear is dorky, but it can save you from a fall that could damage your ego!
April 1st, 2010 - 12:02
Veritas, you looked totally fly on that board! 8D
Where did you learn to skate like that?
I hope you heal and get back on that board soon! ^^
(i am sorry for the short disappearance, Joey and Uno. ;~; I’ve been having computer troubles and missed seeing your updates…
April 7th, 2010 - 21:01
Thanks! Glad you’re back!
I learned from Joey, though I’ve gotten much better than her because she chooses to lame stuff (like work) than go skating. What a fool.
April 27th, 2010 - 23:04
sugoi! i hope i can skate with veritas. i bet i can learn some few skate tricks from her. o^_^o
May 13th, 2010 - 01:11
Ah, yes. Veritas and my “niece” Namiko should get together sometime and skate at Pedlow here in the San Fernando Valley. http://www.laparks.org/dos/parks/pedlowSkatePK/pedlowskatepark.htm . They even have a “girls skate” hour where it’s just girls allowed in the park.
Nami-tan is the daughter of my boyfriend Zetto’s brother Junior Yamamoto. I’ll let the name sink in. Junior is a pro surfer. You might have heard of him. She’s so much her father’s daughter.
Yeah, Nami gets the occasional road rash but we don’t try to overprotect her. One thing that her grandfather Nobu — the parent whom she lives with — has been good about is that he believes in “free range kids.” http://freerangekids.wordpress.com/ He is extremely disapproving of overprotected and overscheduled children. “American yuppies treat their kids like VEAL. Is it any wonder they’re so neurotic and so obese?” No worries about Nami getting that way.
I mean, back where Nami grew up, in the South Bay town called Lawndale, CA, she had so many friends whose parents wouldn’t let them do anything risky. And every minute out of school is scheduled. Piano lessons Monday, Karate Tuesday, Soccer Wednesday and Saturday, etc. etc.
Kids need time to be themselves. I’m glad Veritas gets her chance to be herself and go out skating.