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The Bachelor: Conclusion

Friends, thank you for watching The Bachelor, a most elaborate ploy to cheer a miser up. I am profoundly moved that many of you risked pretty necks and present relationships to make me feel better. I will never forget this. And to you, Lord Bader, master schemer, I am glad to have you on my side. May the force be with you. SHIKAI: For attempting to rescue me from the pits of despair a second …

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Uno: Reluctant Bachelor

Thank you for joining The Bachelor, the Interactive Reality Show for the well-strung but unattached. Today, our bachelor will be asking questions to get to know our 8 contestants more! 1. If you could trade one body part with me, what would it be and why? 2. As the frontman of Mistula, poetry is my favorite form of expression. Care to write a short and sweet poem for me? 3. If you were to modify …

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Midnight Minuet

He sent me a long letter today. He writes in length, you know, but in person, he does not speak much. Kind of like you, Blanc. “I apologise greatly for the state in which I phoned you the other night. I must admit that I was not at my best, and my exposition was unclear. I am sure you have heard the number of dissenters who object to your affection for me and opine that …

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Music for the melancholic.

Today, I made music for the first time. Lugosi did not even have to pressure me to. I made it purely on my own. Well, Joey helped a bit, but not enough for her to deserve much credit. No, it is not for Mistula. It is for someone who just said goodbye but will always stay with me. Uno Is A Sad Number was created on GarageBand, one of Joey’s all-time favorite Mac programs. Care …

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Alone.

Tsukisou sent me a shiny new phone only to tell me that we should no longer talk. He said it’s for my own good. I don’t understand. Is sadness good for me?

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