Grandma Barbara Gets Inked
Eat your sacred heart out, Bella Lugosi. Barbie’s got more tattoos than you.

And those are real tats, mind you, unlike the stick-ons that came with the Totally Stylin’ Tattoos Barbie. If moms went livid over Barbie’s temporary tattoos then, I wonder what they have to say about her looking like Simone Legno’s yakuza vamps.
Manx’s FAve of the Month: Steel Panther
Dear voyeurs, I present you Manx Minuet, virgin blogger. Read on, because this may not happen again.
first off, i hate blogging. blogging is only for dorks like uno. i only agreed to do this after i found out that slash tweets. and he has a special slash smiley, too. i feel so betrayed.
anyway. i love these guys.

Photo from Google
just when i thought the world has been overcome by sissy bands like vampire weekend and she&him cums steel panther. they have big hair. they wear leather. they sing about sex. they are not afraid to have VD.
if you think VD means Valentine’s Day, you’re too young for this.
An Open Message
Alan Moore, Bob Kane and James Hetfield, rejoice.
On this day in 1978, one was born with the intelligence to consume, digest and subsist on your work. While most have left you frustrated and forsaken, there is one who has accepted you for all your ingenuity and insanity. He has read, listened, believed. Know that your efforts were not in vain. Before you give up on a generation that seemingly feeds off the mediocre, turn to an oft-overlooked country on this part of the world. There is hope. A Rey of hope.
And if you find it in your heart to greet him a happy birthday, it’s rey.tiempo@gmail.com.
Thank you for everything.
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